Victor Borge Quotes

Børge Rosenbaum , known professionally as Victor Borge , was a Danish comedian, conductor, and pianist who achieved great popularity in radio and television in the United States and Europe. His blend of music and comedy earned him the nicknames "The Clown Prince of Denmark," "The Unmelancholy Dane," and "The Great Dane." Wikipedia  

✵ 3. January 1909 – 23. December 2000
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Famous Victor Borge Quotes

“There is a bit of Hans Christian Andersen in every Dane.”

Victor Borge

From the obit in The Independent.
Off-stage quotations

“The shortest distance between two people is a smile.”

Victor Borge

Variant: Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

“I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.”

Victor Borge

From the obit in the Boston Globe.
Quotations from Borge's performances
Source: Richard Dyer, "Laughter Was at the Heart of Victor Borge's Many Talents", Boston Globe, 29 December 2000

“I only know two pieces, one is 'Clair de Lune', the other one isn't.”

Victor Borge

From the obit in The Independent.
Quotations from Borge's performances
Source: Tom Vallance, "Obituary: Victor Borge", The Independent (London), 26 December 2000

Victor Borge Quotes

“The smile is the shortest distance between two persons”

Victor Borge

Smilet er den korteste afstand mellem to mennesker
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From his autobiography Smilet er den korteste afstand
Source: Victor Borge, "Smilet er den korteste afstand (The Smile is the Shortest Distance)"

“The first piano was built long after they didn't have any at all.”

Victor Borge

From his skit "History of Pianos" in The Best of Victor Borge
Quotations from Borge's performances

“What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?
The Nazi lifts his arm.”

Victor Borge

Comic routine in pre-invasion Denmark, quoted in Victor Borge, 91, Comic Piano Virtuoso, Dies&quot; in The New York Times (24 December 2000) http://www.nytimes.com/2000/12/24/nyregion/victor-borge-91-comic-piano-virtuoso-dies.html?pagewanted=all&amp;src=pm <br class="br">Quotations from Borge&#x27;s performances

“[of English] It's your language. I'm just trying to use it.”

Victor Borge

From the obit in the Boston Globe.
Quotations from Borge's performances

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