Quotes about husband page 2
Jessica Bird (1969) U.S. novelist
Source: The King
Khaled Hosseini book The Kite Runner
Variant: When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness.
Source: The Kite Runner (2003)
Context: There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft.... When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness.
Lisa Kleypas (1964) American writer
Source: Devil in Winter
“I can't go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands.”
Margaret Mitchell book Vom Winde verweht (1937 German edition)
Source: Gone with the Wind
Winston S. Churchill (1874–1965) Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
Dates to 1899, American humor origin, originally featuring a woman upset by a man's cigar smoking. Cigar often removed in later versions, coffee added in 1900. Incorrectly attributed in Consuelo Vanderbilt Balsan, Glitter and Gold (1952). <br class="br">See various early citations and references to refutations at “If you were my husband, I’d poison your coffee” (Nancy Astor to Churchill?) http://www.barrypopik.com/index.php/new_york_city/entry/if_you_were_my_husband_id_poison_your_coffee_nancy_astor_to_churchill, Barry Popik, The Big Apple,' February 09, 2009 <br class="br">Early examples include 19 November 1899, Gazette-Telegraph (CO), "Tales of the Town," p. 7, and early attributions are to American humorists Marshall P. Wilder and De Wolf Hopper. <br class="br">Churchill by Himself: The Definitive Collection of Quotations, by Richard Langworth, PublicAffairs, 2008, p. 578. <br class="br">The Yale Book of Quotations, edited by Fred R. Shapiro, New Haven, CT, Yale University Press, 2006, p. 155. <br class="br">George Thayer, The Washington Post (April 27, 1971), p. B6. <br class="br">Misattributed <br class="br">Variant: Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee.<br><br>Winston Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
“Reformed rakes often make the best husbands.”
Judith McNaught (1944) American writer
Source: Something Wonderful
“Just because one of Arlene's husbands was a murderer is no reason for me to be ugly”
Charlaine Harris book All Together Dead
Source: All Together Dead
Patricia Briggs (1965) American writer
Source: Shifting Shadows: Stories from the World of Mercy Thompson
Anaïs Nin (1903–1977) writer of novels, short stories, and erotica
Source: Henry and June: From "A Journal of Love"--The Unexpurgated Diary of Anaïs Nin
Elizabeth Gilbert book Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
Source: Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
“One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.”
Erma Bombeck (1927–1996) When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent le…
Lisa Kleypas (1964) American writer
Source: Tempt Me at Twilight
“I am a great husband because I am very afraid she may kill me.”
Gillian Flynn book Gone Girl
Source: Gone Girl
“There was nothing like having a dead husband return from the grave to ruin a fine spring morning.”
Jayne Ann Krentz (1948) American novelist
Source: Second Sight
“Reformed rakes make the best husbands,"Violet said.
"Rubbish and you know it."
-Anthony to Violet”
Julia Quinn (1970) American novelist
Source: The Duke and I
“I don't need my head examined, but where were you when I married my second husband. Sheesh.”
Lisa Scottoline (1955) American writer
Source: Every Fifteen Minutes
“I take thee… to be my awful wedded husband”
Susan Elizabeth Phillips (1948) American writer
Source: Kiss an Angel
Elizabeth Peters (1927–2013) American author and egyptologist
“A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.”
Michel De Montaigne (1533–1592) (1533-1592) French-Occitan author, humanistic philosopher, statesman
Book III, Ch. 5
Attributed
“Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.”
Marilyn Monroe (1926–1962) American actress, model, and singer
As quoted in Marilyn Monroe : In Her Own Words (1983), edited by Roger Taylor
Variant: Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo
Source: Magic Shifts
Agatha Christie (1890–1976) English mystery and detective writer
Christie denied having made this remark, which had been attributed to her by her second husband Sir Max Mallowan in a news report (9 March 1954); according to Nigel Dennis, "Genteel Queen of Crime: Agatha Christie Puts Her Zest for Life Into Murder", Life, Volume 40, N° 20, 14 May 1956 http://books.google.com/books?id=p0wEAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA102, she was quoting "a witty wife"; Quote Investigator reports on "An Archaeologist Is the Best Husband a Woman Can Have" as of uncertain origin. http://quoteinvestigator.com/2016/07/12/husband/ <br class="br">Disputed <br class="br">Variant: An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Julie Garwood (1946) American writer
Source: The Wedding
Jane Smiley (1949) American novelist
Source: A Year at the Races: Reflections on Horses, Humans, Love, Money, and Luck
Gena Showalter (1975) American writer
Source: The Darkest Secret
Elizabeth Gilbert book Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
Source: Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
Lisa Kleypas (1964) American writer
Source: Seduce Me at Sunrise
“I loved Mr. Darcy far more than any of my own husbands.”
Rumer Godden (1907–1998) English writer
“You are a lucky lady to be marrying a man who can fix things. Most husbands just break things.”
Alexander McCall Smith book Morality for Beautiful Girls
Source: Morality for Beautiful Girls
Dagobert von Gerhardt (1831–1910) German writer
To the ancients the hearth was sacred; beside the hearth they erected their lares and household-gods. Let us also hold the hearth sacred, where the conscientious German housewife slowly sacrifices her life, to keep the home comfortable, the table well supplied, and the family healthy."
"von Gerhardt, using the pen-name Gerhard von Amyntor in", A Commentary to the Book of Life. Quote taken from August Bebel, Woman and Socialism, Chapter X. Marriage as a Means of Support.
Zainab Salbi (1969) Iraqi American author, women's rights activist
And there are horror stories of parents being executed because of the child. <br class="br">About Human rights in Saddam Hussein's Iraq, as quoted in the documentary I Knew Saddam https://www.aljazeera.com/programmes/general/2008/02/2008525183923377591.html (2007) by Al Jazeera English.
“To her Lord, her Father; her Husband, her Brother; his Servant his Child; his Wife, his Sister; and to express all that is humble, respectful and loving to her Abelard, Heloise writes this.”
Domino suo, imo Patri; Conjugi suo, imo Fratri; Ancilla sua, imo Filia; ipsius Uxor, imo Soror; Abaelardo Heloisa, &c. Abel. Op.
Heloise (1101–1164) French nun, writer, scholar, and abbess
Letter II : Heloise to Abelard, Heading
Letters of Abelard and Heloise
Berthe Morisot (1841–1895) painter from France
in a letter to her sister Edma Morisot, 23 April 1869; as cited in The Correspondence of Berthe Morisot, ed. Denis Rouart; Camden, London 1986 / Kinston, R. I. Moyer Bell, 1989, p. 29
1860 - 1870
“Alexander is to a peasant proprietor what Don Juan is to a happily married husband.”
Simone Weil book Gravity and Grace
Source: Gravity and Grace (1947), p. 78, (1972 edition)
Anthony Kennedy (1936) Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States
Planned Parenthood v. Casey, 505 U.S. 833 http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/getcase.pl?court=US&vol=505&invol=833 (29 June 1992) (joint opinion coauthored with Justices Souter and O’Connor).
Georgia O'Keeffe (1887–1986) American artist
Source: 1917 - 1929, Letter to Ettie Stettheimer' (August 1929), p. 227
Leopoldo Galtieri (1926–2003) Argentine military dictator
President Galtieri’s address to the nation https://teachwar.wordpress.com/resources/war-justifications-archive/falklandsmalvinas-war-1982/#arg1, 2 April 1982
“Their is one advantage in a plurality of wifes; tha fite each other, insted ov their husbands.”
Josh Billings (1818–1885) American humorist
Josh Billings: His Works, Complete (1873)
Laura Riding Jackson (1901–1991) poet, critic, novelist, essayist and short story writer
Lives of Wives (London: Cassell, 1939)
Jefferson Davis (1808–1889) President of the Confederate States of America
David Hunter, letter to Jefferson Davis https://books.google.com/books?id=Jc8VCgAAQBAJ&pg=PA59 (1863)