“I don't need my head examined, but where were you when I married my second husband. Sheesh.”

“Emerson, I am trying to live, as you said we must, the examined life. But there are days I wish there was less in my head to examine, not to speak of the busy heart.”

Mary Oliver (1935–2019) American writer

“I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either.”

Brian Andreas (1956) American artist

“Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his head first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate. All the unhappy marriages come from husbands having brains. What good are brains to a man? They only unsettle him.”

P.G. Wodehouse book Doctor Sally

“I want to tell you, don't marry suffering. Some people do. They get married to it, and sleep and eat together, just as husband and wife. If they go with joy they think it's adultery.”

Saul Bellow book Seize the Day

“I like 'em big. And stupid. Don't tell my husband.”

Meg Cabot (1967) Novelist

“I don't have a "you can't do this" voice in my head.”

Yanni (1954) Greek pianist, keyboardist, composer, and music producer

“I believe life is about balance. My mom was brilliant, yet manipulative. Beautiful, but had more voices in her head than the Wu-Tang Clan. Loves her kids, killed her last husband. I say "last husband" because you don't get another one after that.”

Christopher Titus (1964) actor, writer, podcaster

“An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.”

Winston S. Churchill (1874–1965) Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

“I don't see why I should bow my head when I could hold it high, or place it in the hands of my enemies when I can defeat them.”

José Rizal (1861–1896) Filipino writer, ophthalmologist, polyglot and nationalist