Quotes about grandmother
A collection of quotes on the topic of grandmother, herring, mother, likeness.
Quotes about grandmother

“My grandmother wanted me to have an education, so she kept me out of school.”

“Christian theology is the grandmother of Bolshevism.”
Source: The Hour of Decision

2008, A More Perfect Union (March 2008)

Interview on radio staion 610 WIP (20 March 2008), as quoted in Chris Wallace criticizes Fox & Friends for "two hours of Obama bashing" in which hosts "distort … what Obama had to say" (21 March 2008) http://mediamatters.org/print/research/200803210008
2008

Source: 1950s, Portraits from Memory and Other Essays (1956), p. 9

Now, this blend of Jewishness and Germanness, on the one hand, and basic negroid stock, on the other, must inevitably give rise to a peculiar product. The fellow’s importunity is also nigger-like.
Marx to Engels in Manchester http://hiaw.org/defcon6/works/1862/letters/62_07_30a.html (30 July 1862), MECW Volume 41, p. 388; first published: abridged in Der Briefwechsel zwischen F. Engels und K. Marx, Stuttgart, 1913, and in full in MEGA, Berlin, 1930.

Variant: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is.

“Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food.”

“Wish for what you want, work for what you need.
-Carmen's grandmother”
Source: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Source: Big Stone Gap
Source: Devil in Winter
Source: The Vampire and the Virgin
Source: Burn for Me
Source: Burn for Me
Source: Magic Breaks
“You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!"
~Haruhi”
Source: Ouran High School Host Club, Vol. 16

“There's a saying I remember from my grandmother: One today is worth two tomorrows.”
Source: Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas

“I thought grandmothers had to like you. It’s a law or something.”
Source: The Adoration of Jenna Fox

Source: The Boy in the Striped Pajamas

“I tried to talk to Annabeth, but she was acting like I'd just punched her grandmother.”
Source: The Battle of the Labyrinth

“I never said I do not remember, my grandmother corrects. I said I prefer to forget.”
Source: The Storyteller
“I mourn my sword, but that’s alright. Grandmother gave me another one.”
Source: Magic Breaks
“A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.”

“Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs.”

“You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.”
variant: If you can't explain something to a six-year-old, you really don't understand it yourself.
variant: If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
Frequently attributed to Richard Feynman
Probably based on a similar quote about explaining physics to a "barmaid" by Ernest Rutherford
Page 418 of Einstein: His Life and Times (1972) by Ronald W. Clark says that Louis de Broglie did attribute a similar statement to Einstein:
: To de Broglie, Einstein revealed an instinctive reason for his inability to accept the purely statistical interpretation of wave mechanics. It was a reason which linked him with Rutherford, who used to state that "it should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid." Einstein, having a final discussion with de Broglie on the platform of the Gare du Nord in Paris, whence they had traveled from Brussels to attend the Fresnel centenary celebrations, said "that all physical theories, their mathematical expressions apart ought to lend themselves to so simple a description 'that even a child could understand them.' "
The de Broglie quote is from his 1962 book New Perspectives in Physics, p. 184 http://books.google.com/books?id=xY45AAAAMAAJ&q=%22mathematical+expression+apart%22#search_anchor.
Cf. this quote from David Hilbert's talk Mathematical Problems given in 1900 before the International Congress of Mathematicians:
: "A mathematical theory is not to be considered complete until you have made it so clear that you can explain it to the first man whom you meet on the street."
Cf. this quote from Kurt Vonnegut's novel Cat's Cradle:
: Dr. Hoenikker used to say that any scientist who couldn't explain to an eight-year-old what he was doing was a charlatan.
Misattributed

Ólafur
Heimsljós (World Light) (1940), Book Four: The Beauty of the Heavens

In "There's no slowing down for Vyjayanthimala".
The Table Talk of Samuel Marchbanks (1949)

That was the reply of a Nazi. I suppose the Jews fighting for their lives in the Warsaw Ghetto could have been dismissed as militants.
Speech to the House of Commons, Jan 2009

Quote in Charlotte's letter, to her father, c. 1941-43; as cited in 'Life in Pictures Charlotte Salomon and her art beyond life tragedies' https://arthive.com/publications/2850~Life_in_Pictures_Charlotte_Salomon_and_her_art_beyond_life_tragedies, on Art-smart
Charlotte wrote her father from South-France, about the events with her grandparents where she stayed. Then she took up her brush with the intention to realize an ambitious plan of creating an autobiographical novel in pictures.
'Maula Bakhsh bhi ek Hindustani Mussalman hai', Gagan, in Urdu (Bombay: Mussalman Number, 1975), pp. 96-7 http://web.archive.org/web/20011006030417/http://website.lineone.net/~jon.simmons/roy/010929ij.htm
Legacy of a Divided Nation: India's Muslims Since Independence by Mushirul Hasan (1997) C. Hurst & Co. Publishers ISBN 1850653046

In "Why Vyjayanthimala has 'nothing to say' about today's heroines".

ca. 1921
Quote from 'Chagall in the Yiddish Theater', Avram Kampf, as quoted in Marc Chagall - the Russian years 1906 – 1922, editor Christoph Vitali, exhibition catalogue, Schirn Kunsthalle Frankfurt, 1991, p. 94
1920's
First Gay ‘Imam’ in USA Says ‘Quran Doesn’t Call for Punishment of Homosexuals’ http://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2015/05/159043/first-gay-imam-in-usa-says-quran-doesnt-call-for-punishment-of-homosexuals/ (22 May 2015), Morocco World News.
He split, and I didn't see him again until the summer had passed and I went to Cambridge for my first free year.
On becoming pregnant after her first sexual experience
Edie : American Girl (1982)

“We have become a grandmother.”
Statement to the press on the birth of her first grandchild (3 March 1989) http://www.margaretthatcher.org/speeches/displaydocument.asp?docid=107590
Third term as Prime Minister

As quoted in the article "Dawson's Geek" in Us Weekly magazine (October 1998)

address to LULAC (July 1, 2005)
2007, 2008

Un Art de Vivre (The Art of Living) (1939), The Art of Growing Old

“The person who started my nomadic life was my grandmother.”
Interview on Skavlan (2014)

Alfred de Zayas on personal website http://alfreddezayas.com.

Letter to Emily Holmes Coleman (2 February 1934) http://www.case.edu/artsci/engl/VSALM/mod/brandelmcdaniel/index/library.htm

From a letter to Robert W. Gordon (February 15, 1926)
Letters

"Because the snow comes from there, and it seems to be telling me that everything in heaven is white."
Les Tilleuls, p. 21
My Early Years (1968)

“Is it on your grandmother’s or grandfather’s side that you are descended from an ape?”
To Thomas Henry Huxley, debating Charles Darwin's theory of evolution. http://www.nhm.ac.uk/nature-online/evolution/how-did-evol-theory-develop/the-story/index.html

Closing lines
The Trials of Life (1990)

"Nina Turner: Leader of the American Progressive Movement," Democracy in Color, June 30, 2016 https://democracyincolor.com/nina-turner-leader-of-the-american-progressive-movement-c822ea458204#.wg5lytrc9

In "Jack LaLanne, Founder of Modern Fitness Movement, Dies at 96, New York Times."

Nota en Clarin 27/07/2005 http://www.clarin.com/diario/2005/07/27/elpais/p-01201.htm
Unsourced, 2005

www.huffingtonpost.com (September 7, 2007)
2007, 2008