“What problems?" "Well for starters.. you're an evil duck killer.”
Nicholas Sparks book The Last Song
Source: The Last Song
“What problems?" "Well for starters.. you're an evil duck killer.”
Nicholas Sparks book The Last Song
Source: The Last Song
Cassandra Clare book City of Fallen Angels
Simon, pg. 8
Variant: Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much...
Source: The Mortal Instruments, City of Fallen Angels (2011)
Emily Brontë book Wuthering Heights
Heathcliff (Ch. XIV).
Source: Wuthering Heights (1847)
Context: You talk of her mind being unsettled - how the devil could it be otherwise, in her frightful isolation? And that insipid, paltry creature attending her from duty and humanity! From pity and charity. He might as well plant an oak in a flower-pot, and expect it to thrive, as imagine he can restore her to vigour in the soil of his shallow cares!
Rob Thurman (1950) American writer
Source: Nightlife
“I had as well be killed running as die standing”
Frederick Douglass (1818–1895) American social reformer, orator, writer and statesman
“Our span of life is brief, but is long enough for us to live well and honestly.”
Marcus Tullius Cicero (-106–-43 BC) Roman philosopher and statesman
“Art – the one achievement of man which has made the long trip up from all fours seem well advised”
James Thurber (1894–1961) American cartoonist, author, journalist, playwright
Cassandra Clare book City of Heavenly Fire
Maia Roberts and Malcolm Fade, pg. 404
Source: The Mortal Instruments, City of Heavenly Fire (2014)
Context: We don't have a mouse problem,' said Maia. 'We have a megalomaniac problem.' She looked at Catarina. 'Sebastian's determined to drive wedges between Downworlders and Shadowhunters. Kidnapping the representatives, attacking the Praetor, he won't stop there. All of Downworld will know soon enough what's going on. The question is, where will they stand?'
'We will stand bravely with you!' Malcolm announced. Catarina looked darkly at him, and he quailed. 'Well, we will stand bravely near you. Or at least within earshot.
Judith McNaught (1944) American writer
Source: Something Wonderful
“Hell, it is well known, has no fury like a woman who wants her tea and can't get it.”
P.G. Wodehouse (1881–1975) English author
Source: Very Good, Jeeves!
“Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.”
Jonathan Swift (1667–1745) Anglo-Irish satirist, essayist, and poet
“Music is well said to be the speech of angels.”
Thomas Carlyle (1795–1881) Scottish philosopher, satirical writer, essayist, historian and teacher
The Opera (1852).
1820s, Critical and Miscellaneous Essays (1827–1855)
Maya Angelou book Wouldn't Take Nothing for My Journey Now
Source: Wouldn't Take Nothing for My Journey Now
“If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.”
Steven Wright (1955) American actor and author
Jaclyn Moriarty (1968) Australian writer
Source: The Year of Secret Assignments
“The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.”
René Descartes (1596–1650) French philosopher, mathematician, and scientist
“Though their life was modest, they believed in eating well.”
James Joyce book Dubliners
Source: Dubliners
Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929–1968) American clergyman, activist, and leader in the American Civil Rights Movement
"Remaining Awake Through a Great Revolution", sermon at the National Cathedral, 31 March 1968, published in A Testament of Hope (1986)
1960s
Source: A Testament of Hope: The Essential Writings and Speeches
“Guess we're going north," Dev said slowly.
"Everyone, follow Lassie. Timmy's in the well.”
Sherrilyn Kenyon (1965) Novelist
Source: No Mercy
Jean Paul Sartre (1905–1980) French existentialist philosopher, playwright, novelist, screenwriter, political activist, biographer, and …
Nausea (1938)
Source: Nausea, The Wall and Other Stories
“We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.”
Tom Robbins book Still Life with Woodpecker
Source: Still Life with Woodpecker
Cassandra Clare book City of Glass
Variant: Well, I'm certainly not Ragnor Fell the exotic dancer.
Source: City of Glass
“Oh, yeah?" Leo growled. "Well, maybe you got the smoke, buddy, but I've got the fire.”
Rick Riordan book The House of Hades
Source: The House of Hades
Justina Chen (1968) American writer
Source: North of Beautiful
“If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.”
Keith Richards (1943) British rock musician, member of The Rolling Stones
Source: Keith Richards: In His Own Words
H.L. Mencken (1880–1956) American journalist and writer
The portion after the second semicolon is widely paraphrased or misquoted. Two examples are "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong" and "There is always an easy solution to every human problem -- neat, plausible, and wrong."
1910s
Source: "The Divine Afflatus" in New York Evening Mail (16 November 1917); later published in Prejudices: Second Series (1920) and A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)
Lisa Kleypas (1964) American writer
Source: Marrying Winterborne
Miranda July (1974) American performance artist, musician and writer
Source: No One Belongs Here More Than You
“To begin perfect happiness at the respective ages of 26 and 18 is to do pretty well”
Jane Austen book Northanger Abbey
Source: Northanger Abbey
Julia Quinn book The Secret Diaries of Miss Miranda Cheever
Source: The Secret Diaries of Miss Miranda Cheever
“Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you.”
Harold Bloom (1930–2019) American literary critic and scholar
John Steinbeck (1902–1968) American writer
Journal entry (1938), quoted in the Introduction to a 1994 edition of Of Mice and Men by Susan Shillinglaw, p. vii
Context: In every bit of honest writing in the world … there is a base theme. Try to understand men, if you understand each other you will be kind to each other. Knowing a man well never leads to hate and nearly always leads to love. There are shorter means, many of them. There is writing promoting social change, writing punishing injustice, writing in celebration of heroism, but always that base theme. Try to understand each other.
“To be in love
Is to touch with a lighter hand.
In yourself you stretch, you are well.”
Gwendolyn Brooks (1917–2000) American writer
"To Be In Love"
Variant: To be in love
Is to touch with a lighter hand.
Source: Selected Poems
“It isn't whether you do it well or ill, it's that you do it all.”
Gregory Maguire book Son of a Witch
Source: Son of a Witch
Patrick O'Brian book Master and Commander
Source: Master and Commander (1970)
Context: “But you know as well as I, patriotism is a word; and one that generally comes to mean either my country, right or wrong, which is infamous, or my country is always right, which is imbecile.”
Stephen R. Covey book The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People
Source: The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People: Powerful Lessons in Personal Change
“You should know me well enough by now to know I don't ask for things I don't think I can get.”
Bette Davis (1908–1989) film and television actress from the United States
“Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped.”
P.G. Wodehouse book The Code of the Woosters
Source: The Code of the Woosters