“The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.”
Quotes about thanks
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“Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.”
Source: Juno: The Shooting Script
Source: Ode: Intimations Of Immortality From Recollections Of Early Childhood
“Thank God for books and music and things I can think about.”
Source: Flowers for Algernon
“Today don't beg, don't ask, just thank God in silence for all the blessings in your life.”
“Make-up? What happened? You look almost female."
"Thanks. You look almost straight.”
Source: Natural Born Charmer
Source: The King
Source: Vampire Mine
“You are a sick, sick man,” I told him.
“Thank you,” Ben replied, looking modest.”
Source: Silver Borne
Source: The Best of Oprah's What I Know For Sure
“If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.”
Source: You Get So Alone at Times That it Just Makes Sense
“Thanks to you, Gabs, we just figured out a half dozen ways not to rob the Henley.”
Source: Heist Society
“Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and presumptuous desire for a second one.”
“I thank God for Closed Doors”
Source: Messages from the Masters: Tapping into the Power of Love
Source: Nearing Home: Life, Faith, and Finishing Well
“Wanna spot me?"
"No thanks. How about I just scream verbal encouragements at you?”
Source: Magic Burns
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.”
“Jericho."
"Mac."
"Thank you for saving my life. Again.”
Source: Bloodfever
“Thank God for imminent doomsday.”
Variant: Thank God for wisecracks.
Source: Cold Days
“Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish.”
Source: Ghost Town
“Hello, fear. Thank you for being here. You’re my indication that I’m doing what I need to do.”
Source: Brave Enough
Source: Love in the Afternoon
“If the only prayer you say throughout your life is "Thank You," then that will be enough.”
“I
prefer to be the noisiest thing in my environment thank you very much.”
Source: The Throne of Fire
Source: Saving Francesca
“I wanted you to thank you for being my friend and letting me play a part in your story.”
Source: The Last Vampire
“Thanks again for saving me. Someday, I’ll save you too.”
Source: Dear Scott, Dearest Zelda: The Love Letters of F. Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald
“Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.”
Source: Leaving Home (1987), p. 9
Context: Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then.
Statements to reporters during an interview on a golf course (August 4, 2002); publicized in the film Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) by Michael Moore, and also quoted at Common Ground (July 2004) http://www.commonground.ca/iss/0407156/fww.shtml
2000s, 2002
“Tyson! Thank the gods, Annabeth is hurt!"
"You thank the gods that she is hurt?" he asked, puzzled.”
Source: The Sea of Monsters
“If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.”
Source: Seriously... I'm Kidding
“Thank goodness my education was neglected.”
“I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.”
The Yogi book: I really didn't say everything I said!, Workman Publishing, 1997, , p. 10.
Said on Yogi Berra day in 1947 in St. Louis. By his account, he asked a teammate to write a speech, and he misspoke, saying "necessary" instead of "possible."
Yogiisms
Variant: Thank you for making this day necessary.
“At times like this, I'm thankful I don't feel love.”
Source: By the Time You Read This, I'll Be Dead