“The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.”
Dante Gabriel Rossetti (1828–1882) English poet, illustrator, painter and translator
“The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.”
Dante Gabriel Rossetti (1828–1882) English poet, illustrator, painter and translator
“Juno MacGuff: "Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.”
Diablo Cody (1978) Screenwriter and author
Source: Juno: The Shooting Script
William Wordsworth (1770–1850) English Romantic poet
Source: Ode: Intimations Of Immortality From Recollections Of Early Childhood
“Thank God for books and music and things I can think about.”
Daniel Keyes book Flowers for Algernon
Source: Flowers for Algernon
Erma Bombeck (1927–1996) When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent le…
“Today don't beg, don't ask, just thank God in silence for all the blessings in your life.”
Paulo Coelho (1947) Brazilian lyricist and novelist
“Make-up? What happened? You look almost female."
"Thanks. You look almost straight.”
Susan Elizabeth Phillips (1948) American writer
Source: Natural Born Charmer
Jessica Bird (1969) U.S. novelist
Source: The King
Kerrelyn Sparks (1955) American writer
Source: Vampire Mine
Oprah Winfrey (1954) American businesswoman, talk show host, actress, producer, and philanthropist
Source: The Best of Oprah's What I Know For Sure
“If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share.”
W. Clement Stone (1902–2002) American New Thought author
Charles Bukowski (1920–1994) American writer
Source: You Get So Alone at Times That it Just Makes Sense
“Be thankful that you have a life, and forsake your vain and presumptuous desire for a second one.”
Richard Dawkins (1941) English ethologist, evolutionary biologist and author
“I thank God for Closed Doors”
Tyler Perry (1966) American actor, director, screenwriter, playwright, producer, author, and songwriter
Source: Messages from the Masters: Tapping into the Power of Love
“Thank you, Codex, because I didn't know what a knife was.”
Cassandra Clare book The Shadowhunter's Codex
Source: The Shadowhunter's Codex
Dave Eggers book A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Source: A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Billy Graham (1918–2018) American Christian evangelist
Source: Nearing Home: Life, Faith, and Finishing Well
“Wanna spot me?"
"No thanks. How about I just scream verbal encouragements at you?”
Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo
Source: Magic Burns
“A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.”
Elizabeth Taylor (1932–2011) British-American actress
Erma Bombeck (1927–1996) When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent le…
“Jericho."
"Mac."
"Thank you for saving my life. Again.”
Karen Marie Moning (1964) author
Source: Bloodfever
“Thank you for loving me enough to let me go.”
Melissa de la Cruz book The Van Alen Legacy
Source: The Van Alen Legacy
“Thank God for imminent doomsday.”
Jim Butcher book Cold Days
Variant: Thank God for wisecracks.
Source: Cold Days
“Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish.”
Rachel Caine (1962) American writer
Source: Ghost Town
“Hello, fear. Thank you for being here. You’re my indication that I’m doing what I need to do.”
Cheryl Strayed (1968) author, memoirist, blogger
Source: Brave Enough
Lisa Kleypas (1964) American writer
Source: Love in the Afternoon
“If the only prayer you say throughout your life is "Thank You," then that will be enough.”
Elie Wiesel (1928–2016) writer, professor, political activist, Nobel Laureate, and Holocaust survivor
Neil Strauss book The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists
Source: The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pickup Artists
“I
prefer to be the noisiest thing in my environment thank you very much.”
Rick Riordan book The Throne of Fire
Source: The Throne of Fire
Melina Marchetta (1965) Australian teen writer
Source: Saving Francesca
“Thanks again for saving me. Someday, I’ll save you too.”
Zelda Fitzgerald (1900–1948) Novelist, wife of F. Scott Fitzgerald
Source: Dear Scott, Dearest Zelda: The Love Letters of F. Scott and Zelda Fitzgerald
Lois Wyse (1926–2007) American advertising executive
William Blake Songs of Innocence and of Experience
The Divine Image, st. 1
1780s, Songs of Innocence (1789–1790)
Source: Songs of Innocence and of Experience
“Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.”
Garrison Keillor (1942) American radio host and writer
Source: Leaving Home (1987), p. 9
Context: Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then.
George W. Bush (1946) 43rd President of the United States
Statements to reporters during an interview on a golf course (August 4, 2002); publicized in the film Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) by Michael Moore, and also quoted at Common Ground (July 2004) http://www.commonground.ca/iss/0407156/fww.shtml <br class="br">2000s, 2002
“Tyson! Thank the gods, Annabeth is hurt!"
"You thank the gods that she is hurt?" he asked, puzzled.”
Rick Riordan book The Sea of Monsters
Source: The Sea of Monsters
Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo
Source: Magic Slays
“If someone ever says you’re weird, say thank you.”
Ellen DeGeneres (1958) American stand-up comedian, television host, and actress
Source: Seriously... I'm Kidding
Ntozake Shange for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
Source: for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
“Thank goodness my education was neglected.”
Beatrix Potter (1866–1943) English children's writer and illustrator
“I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.”
Yogi Berra (1925–2015) American baseball player, manager, coach
The Yogi book: I really didn't say everything I said!, Workman Publishing, 1997, , p. 10.
Said on Yogi Berra day in 1947 in St. Louis. By his account, he asked a teammate to write a speech, and he misspoke, saying "necessary" instead of "possible."
Yogiisms
Variant: Thank you for making this day necessary.
“At times like this, I'm thankful I don't feel love.”
Julie Anne Peters (1952) American writer
Source: By the Time You Read This, I'll Be Dead