Source: The Darkest Hour
Quotes about tell
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“Anyone who tells you size doesn't matter has been seeing too many small knives.”
Source: Narcissus in Chains
“Tell me, warrior, how soon can we do this again?”
Source: Seduction of a Highland Lass
“Draw your chair up close to the edge of the precipice and I’ll tell you a story.”
Source: Psycho-Cybernetics, A New Way to Get More Living Out of Life
“The goodbyes we speak and the goodbyes we hear are the good byes that tell us we're still alive.”
Source: Wolves of the Calla
Variant: When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness.
Source: The Kite Runner (2003)
Context: There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft.... When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness.
“Everytime you see a flood like that on the news you tell yourself: That's it. That's my heart.”
Source: Kafka on the Shore
Never Seek to Tell
1790s, Poems from Blake's Notebook (c. 1791-1792)
“Men lie the most,
women tell the biggest lies.”
“I tell people to monitor their self-pity. Self-pity is very unattractive.”
“What can I tell you, except the stupid little I know?”
Source: Madness in the Family: Stories
“A story can be new and yet tell about olden times. The past comes into existence with the story.”
Source: The Neverending Story
Source: Quiet, Please: Dispatches From A Public Librarian
Source: The Thirteenth Tale
“Don't allow your mind to tell your heart what to do. The mind gives up easily”
Source: The Magus
“I don't trust easily, so when I tell you I trust you, don't make me regret it.”
“If you take two steps towards God,' he used to tell me, 'God runs to you!”
Source: Life of Pi
Source: Traveling Mercies: Some Thoughts on Faith
Source: Fresh Faith: What Happens When Real Faith Ignites God's People
“I'll tell you one thing, though. It's a terrible thing to be a disappointment to a good woman.”
Source: Fire in the Belly: On Being a Man
Source: On the Jellicoe Road
“If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it”
“If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.”
Credited to Shaw in the lead in to the mockumentary C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America (2004) and other recent works, but this or slight variants of it are also sometimes attributed to W. C. Fields, Charlie Chaplin, and Oscar Wilde. It might possibly be derived from Shaw's statement in John Bull's Other Island (1907): "My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world."
Another possibility is that it is derived from Shaw's characteristic of Mark Twain: "He has to put things in such a way as to make people who would otherwise hang him believe he is joking."
Variants:
If you are going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you.
If you're going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you.
Disputed
Source: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace Movie Storybook
“I usually know almost exactly how I feel. The problem is, I just can't tell anyone.”
Source: Princess in Love
“You may do this, I tell you, it is permitted. Begin again the story of your life.”
Source: The Lives of the Heart