“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.”
Be More Cynical (2000)
“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.”
Be More Cynical (2000)
“You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.”
“I keep feeling like everyone wants me to apologize for something.”
Source: Suicide Notes
Source: A Voice Crying in the Wilderness (Vox Clamantis in Deserto) (1990), Ch. 4 : Life and Death and All That p.43
Source: The Bloody Chamber and Other Stories
“He felt like an old sponge steeped in paraffin and left in the sun to dry.”
Source: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Variant: Love is all right for those who can handle the psychic overload. It’s like trying to carry a full garbage can on your back over a rushing river of piss.
Source: Women
Source: Wicked Deeds on a Winter's Night
“I just let it roll. Like a hot turd down a hill.”
Source: The Captain is Out to Lunch and the Sailors Have Taken Over the Ship
Source: The Tao of Pooh
“If I have to choose between you and me - I like me better.”
“Life is like a snowball. The important thing is finding wet snow and a really long hill.”
Source: Education of a Wandering Man
“Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn, you never forget.”
Variant: It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
Source: Artemis Fowl
“I tried being reasonable, but I didn't like it.”
“I suffer migraines. I do not suffer fools. I like a twist of meaning. I endure.”
Variant: I suffer migraines. I do not suffer fools.
Source: We Were Liars
“If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck!”
Source: Crisis
“I’m not afraid of the darkness outside.
It’s the darkness inside houses I don’t like.”
Source: I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You
“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”
“Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!”
Source: Howl's Moving Castle
Source: Fire and Hemlock (1985), p. 311.
Source: Love Warps the Mind a Little
Parade interview http://www.parade.com/articles/editions/2007/edition_09-23-2007/AStephen_Colbert (23 September 2007)
Variant: You can’t laugh and be afraid at the same time—of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid.
Context: Not living in fear is a great gift, because certainly these days we do it so much. And do you know what I like about comedy? You can’t laugh and be afraid at the same time—of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid.
“Knowledge, like air, is vital to life. Like air, no one should be denied it.”
Source: V for Vendetta
Source: Tail Spin
“She liked people. Me, I can take them or leave them, but mostly leave them.”
Source: The Woman Who Went to Bed for a Year
“Some books are so familiar that reading them is like being home again.”
Variant: Some stories are so familiar its like going home.
Variant: when you [lose someone], it feels like the hole in your gum when a tooth falls out. You can chew, you can eat, you have plenty of other teeth, but your tongue keeps going back to that empty place, where all nerves are still a little raw
Source: House Rules
“I like you because you were mad. And you're pretty. And pretty sane for a mad person.”
Source: 13 Little Blue Envelopes
“Sorrow is like the ocean and sometimes I wish my heart would stop.”
“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”
Episode 2, Chapter 22
Source: The Power of Myth (1988)
“Alone had always felt like an actual place to me”
Source: Wild: From Lost to Found on the Pacific Crest Trail
“Oh, I'm not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.”
“Knowing a person isn't like knowing a string of facts. It's more like… a feeling.”
Source: The Wedding Girl