Kresley Cole American writer
Source: Wicked Deeds on a Winter's Night
Kresley Cole American writer
Source: Wicked Deeds on a Winter's Night
“The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.”
Bill Maher (1956) American stand-up comedian
Be More Cynical (2000)
“You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven.”
Jimi Hendrix (1942–1970) American musician, singer and songwriter
“I keep feeling like everyone wants me to apologize for something.”
Michael Thomas Ford (1968) American writer
Source: Suicide Notes
Edward Abbey (1927–1989) American author and essayist
Source: A Voice Crying in the Wilderness (Vox Clamantis in Deserto) (1990), Ch. 4 : Life and Death and All That p.43
Angela Carter (1940–1992) English novelist
Source: The Bloody Chamber and Other Stories
“He felt like an old sponge steeped in paraffin and left in the sun to dry.”
Douglas Adams book Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Source: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Charles Bukowski book Women
Variant: Love is all right for those who can handle the psychic overload. It’s like trying to carry a full garbage can on your back over a rushing river of piss.
Source: Women
Kresley Cole American writer
Source: Wicked Deeds on a Winter's Night
Harry Truman (1884–1972) American politician, 33rd president of the United States (in office from 1945 to 1953)
“I just let it roll. Like a hot turd down a hill.”
Charles Bukowski (1920–1994) American writer
Source: The Captain is Out to Lunch and the Sailors Have Taken Over the Ship
Benjamin Hoff book The Tao of Pooh
Source: The Tao of Pooh
“Life is like a snowball. The important thing is finding wet snow and a really long hill.”
Warren Buffett (1930) American business magnate, investor, and philanthropist
Louis L'Amour (1908–1988) Novelist, short story writer
Source: Education of a Wandering Man
“Our only kiss was like an accident- a beautiful gasoline rainbow.”
Alice Sebold book The Lovely Bones
Source: The Lovely Bones
“Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn, you never forget.”
Variant: It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
Source: Artemis Fowl
“I tried being reasonable, but I didn't like it.”
Clint Eastwood (1930) actor and director from the United States
“I suffer migraines. I do not suffer fools. I like a twist of meaning. I endure.”
E. Lockhart book We Were Liars
Variant: I suffer migraines. I do not suffer fools.
Source: We Were Liars
“If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it's a duck!”
Robin Cook (1931–1994) English crime writer
Source: Crisis
Ram Dass (1931–2019) American contemporary spiritual teacher and the author of the 1971 book Be Here Now
“I’m not afraid of the darkness outside.
It’s the darkness inside houses I don’t like.”
Shelagh Delaney (1938–2011) English playwright
Ally Carter I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You
Source: I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You
Haruki Murakami book South of the Border, West of the Sun
Source: South of the Border, West of the Sun
“Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.”
Jessica Simpson (1980) American singer-songwriter and actress
Cheryl Strayed book Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice on Love and Life from Dear Sugar
Source: Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice on Love and Life from Dear Sugar
“Look. Survey. Inspect. My hair is ruined! I look like a pan of bacon and eggs!”
Diana Wynne Jones book Howl's Moving Castle
Source: Howl's Moving Castle
Diana Wynne Jones book Fire and Hemlock
Source: Fire and Hemlock (1985), p. 311.
Justina Chen (1968) American writer
Source: North of Beautiful
John Dufresne (1948) Novelist, short story writer, screenwriter, playwright
Source: Love Warps the Mind a Little
Stephen Colbert (1964) American political satirist, writer, comedian, television host, and actor
Parade interview http://www.parade.com/articles/editions/2007/edition_09-23-2007/AStephen_Colbert (23 September 2007) <br class="br">Variant: You can’t laugh and be afraid at the same time—of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid. <br class="br">Context: Not living in fear is a great gift, because certainly these days we do it so much. And do you know what I like about comedy? You can’t laugh and be afraid at the same time—of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid.
Catherine Coulter (1942) American romance novelist
Source: Tail Spin
“She liked people. Me, I can take them or leave them, but mostly leave them.”
Sue Townsend (1946–2014) English writer and humorist
Source: The Woman Who Went to Bed for a Year
“Some books are so familiar that reading them is like being home again.”
Louisa May Alcott (1832–1888) American novelist
Variant: Some stories are so familiar its like going home.
Jodi Picoult book House Rules
Variant: when you [lose someone], it feels like the hole in your gum when a tooth falls out. You can chew, you can eat, you have plenty of other teeth, but your tongue keeps going back to that empty place, where all nerves are still a little raw
Source: House Rules
“I like you because you were mad. And you're pretty. And pretty sane for a mad person.”
Maureen Johnson book 13 Little Blue Envelopes
Source: 13 Little Blue Envelopes
“You don't need water to feel like you're drowning, do you?”
Jodi Picoult book Nineteen Minutes
Source: Nineteen Minutes
“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”
Joseph Campbell The Power of Myth
Episode 2, Chapter 22
Source: The Power of Myth (1988)
“Alone had always felt like an actual place to me”
Cheryl Strayed book Wild: From Lost to Found on the Pacific Crest Trail
Source: Wild: From Lost to Found on the Pacific Crest Trail
“Oh, I'm not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.”
Tom Waits (1949) American singer-songwriter and actor