Quotes about hello
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Luigi Russolo photo
Zach Galifianakis photo

“Hello, my name is Zach Galifianakis, and I hope I'm pronouncing that right.”

Zach Galifianakis (1969) American actor and comedian

Live at the Purple Onion (2007)

Hank Aaron photo

“Hello, Stonefingers.”

Hank Aaron (1934) Retired American baseball player

Greeting his powerful but defensively challenged colleague, Dick Stuart (and thus coining Stu's new nickname in the process), on August 5, 1963, just prior to the annual Hall-of-Fame exhibition game; as quoted in "Stuart Ranks Next to Foxx" by Harold Kaese, in The Boston Globe (August 16, 1963)

Tom Baker photo
Kevin Kelly photo
Moby photo

“I got a phone call from Ricky Martin's management asking me if I'd like to do something with him in Florida around the winter music conference. My answer is as follows: 'I would consider doing something with Ricky Martin if and only if he publicly apologizes for performing at George W's inauguration and if he confirms that when he danced next to George W. Bush at the inauguration he could smell brimstone and that George W. Bush is in fact the spawn of Satan. So if Ricky Martin goes on national television to confirm that George W. is the spawn of Satan then I will perform with him. Otherwise no deal. And only if we can do a cover of 'In a Gadda-da-vida', but The Simpsons version, 'In the garden of Eden' (to which reverend Lovejoy responds ""that sounds like rock and or roll""). And, by the way, I'm a pretty easygoing young-ish person, so if you ever see me walking down the street just stop me and say hello. We're all in the same boat, right? of course you'll have to make it past my phalanx of security guards who are all ex-NFL linebackers, and the cadre of dobermans, and the perma-moat that I wear that's filled with electric eels and vicious sea monkeys. So if you see me just come and say hi. I'm normal.”

Moby (1965) Activist, American musician, DJ and photographer

"predictions" http://www.moby.com/journal/2001-02-15/predictions.html, journal entry (15 February 2001) at Moby's website, moby.com http://www.moby.com/

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall photo

“Being a friendly neighbour has always been the keystone of community life and just saying “hello” can sometimes make a huge difference”

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall (1947) second wife of Prince Charles

The Duchess of Cornwall meet Big Lunchers from across Scotland
Her Royal Highness, The Duchess of Cornwall, meets Big Lunchers from across Scotland 11 May 2012 http://www.thebiglunchers.com/index.php/2012/05/her-royal-highnessthe-duchess-of-cornwall-meets-big-lunchers-from-across-scotland/

“Bless me and the maze I'm in!
Hello, thingy spirit.”

Theodore Roethke (1908–1963) American poet

"I Cry, Love! Love!," ll. 20-21
Praise to the End! (1951)

Harvey Fierstein photo

“Hello, boys. How are you all? I just love boys. […] Hello. Are you here alone? Who are you with? …A woman? At my show? …We'll make believe. It's theatre.”

Harvey Fierstein (1954) actor from the United States

This Is Not Going to Be Pretty, Live at the Bottom Line (1995)

Mordecai Richler photo
Mike Oldfield photo
Wilt Chamberlain photo
William Saroyan photo

“Now, if Mr. Shaw and Mr. Saroyan are poles apart, no comparison between the two, one great and the other nothing, one a genius and the other a charlatan, let me repeat that if you must know which writer has influenced my writing when influences are real and for all I know enduring, then that writer has been George Bernard Shaw. I shall in my own day influence a young writer or two somewhere or other, and no one need worry about that.
Young Shaw, hello out there.”

William Saroyan (1908–1981) American writer

In the The Bicycle Rider In Beverly Hills (1952) Saroyan additionally wrote of Shaw:
He was a gentle, delicate, kind, little man who had established a pose, and then lived it so steadily and effectively that the pose had become real. Like myself, his nature has been obviously a deeply troubled one in the beginning. He had been a man who had seen the futility, meaninglessness and sorrow of life but had permitted himself to thrust aside these feelings and to perform another George Bernard Shaw, which is art and proper.
Hello Out There (1941)

Aaron Ramsey photo
Lixion Avila photo

“The bell just rang in the Tropical Atlantic… Hello Dolly…”

Lixion Avila (1950) American meteorologist

On Tropical Storm Dolly in 2002 http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2002/dis/al042002.discus.002.html

KT Tunstall photo

“It's lovely to get to say hello to people you've always admired from afar, but the fun really starts out front with people going commando whilst wearing daring mud suits.”

KT Tunstall (1975) Scottish singer-songwriter and guitarist

On attending the Glastonbury Festival of Contemporary Performing Arts, in a Glastonbury Festival site interview (22 June 2007) http://www.glastonburyfestivals.co.uk/news.aspx?id=589.

Richard Nixon photo
John Steinbeck photo
Christopher Titus photo
Chris Cornell photo
Roger Ebert photo

“I was noodling around Rotten Tomatoes, trying to determine who played the bank's security chief, and noticed the movie had not yet been reviewed by anybody. Hold on! In the "Forum" section for this movie, "islandhome" wrote at 7:58 a. m. Jan. 8: "review of this movie … tonight i'll post." At 11:19 a. m. Jan. 10, "islandhome" was finally back with the promised review. It is written without capital letters, flush left like a poem, and I quote it verbatim, spelling and all:
:hello sorry i slept when i got back
:well it was kinda fun
:it could never happen in the way it was portraid
:but what ever its a movie
:for the girls most will like it
:and the men will not mind it much
:i thought it was going to be kinda like how to beat the high cost of living
:kinda the same them but not as much fun
:ill give it a 4 0ut of 10
I read this twice, three times. I had been testing out various first sentences for my own review, but somehow the purity and directness of islandhome's review undercut me. It is so final. "for the girls most will like it/and the men will not mind it much."”

Roger Ebert (1942–2013) American film critic, author, journalist, and TV presenter

How can you improve on that? It's worthy of Charles Bukowski. ...The bottom line is some girls will like it, the men not so much, and I give it 1½ stars out of 4.
Review http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/mad-money-2008 of Mad Money (17 January 2008)
Reviews, One-and-a-half star reviews

Keith Olbermann photo

“Emulating Tony Bruno) Houston, hello! (or any other city”

Keith Olbermann (1959) American sports and political commentator

Catch Phrases
Source: http://www.sportscenteraltar.com/phrases/phrases.asp Sports Center Catchphrases

Paul Harvey photo
Jack LaLanne photo

“God gives us the power to act for ourselves, but let me tell you something. At five in the morning I have never heard this [he says mimicking a knock on the door]. Hello Jack, this is Jesus. I will work out today.”

Jack LaLanne (1914–2011) American exercise instructor

In "Live Young Forever: 12 Steps to Optimum Health, Fitness and Longevity", pp.10-11

Bill Engvall photo
Johnny Mercer photo
Mary, Crown Princess of Denmark photo

“You can cycle through town and nobody shouts, "look, it's the Princess" – they are used to seeing us. Some people come up and say hello and that's fine. It's no big deal.”

Mary, Crown Princess of Denmark (1972) Crown Princess of Denmark

On royal life, 'Courtesies and curtsies: what it takes to interview Princess 'Maz, Interview with DailyLife.com.au http://www.dailylife.com.au/lifestyle/celebrity/courtesies-and-curtsies-what-it-takes-to-interview-princess-maz-20131011-2vcro.html (11 October 2013)

Glenn Beck photo

“Hello, you sick twisted freak.”

Glenn Beck (1964) U.S. talk radio and television host

The Glenn Beck Program, Show Opener

PewDiePie photo
Nathan Lane photo
Daniel Radcliffe photo

“It was very emotional, actually. In the front of the book I wrote something Anton Chekhov wrote to the woman he ended up spending the rest of his life with: "Hello, the last page of my life."”

Daniel Radcliffe (1989) English actor

Which I thought was very appropriate.
On reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, the last book of the Harry Potter series, as quoted in "Daniel Radcliffe" by Chris Norris in Details (October 2008) http://men.style.com/details/blogs/thegadabout/2008/09/daniel-radcliff.html

Francis Escudero photo
Kate Bush photo

“Hello, I know that you've been feeling tired.
I bring you love and deeper understanding.
Hello, I know that you're unhappy.
I bring you love and deeper understanding….”

Kate Bush (1958) British recording artist; singer, songwriter, musician and record producer

Song lyrics, The Sensual World (1989)

Bruce Springsteen photo
Billy Joel photo
Ellen DeGeneres photo
Stanley Holloway photo
Amitabh Bachchan photo
Maureen O'Hara photo
Russell Brand photo

“I’m now vegan, goodbye eggs, hello Ellen.”

Russell Brand (1975) British comedian, actor, and author

Twitter tweet (23 October 2011) https://twitter.com/rustyrockets/status/128301029530939393
Twitter (2011, 2013)

Derren Brown photo
Lionel Richie photo
Joss Whedon photo

“Hello, I'm the writer and director. Now take your clothes off and get on top of Morena.”

Joss Whedon (1964) American director, writer, and producer for television and film

Reportedly said on the set of Serenity to Phillip Sternborg on his first day of filming, as quoted in the DVD commentary of Firefly boxset (2003).

Sarah Dessen photo

“Yes, I said after his hello.”

Sarah Dessen (1970) American writer

What Happened To Goodbye (2011)

Herm Edwards photo
Ricky Hatton photo

“I was leaving the hotel to get to the fight when my phone went and someone said 'Hello Ricky, it's Tom'. I said 'Tom who?' and when he said 'Tom Jones' I told him to eff off! I thought it was a wind-up!”

Ricky Hatton (1978) English former professional boxer

Ricky Hatton on receiving a call from Tom Jones http://news2.thdo.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/funny_old_game/6275535.stm

Emo Philips photo

“Well, my brother says "hello"! So, hooray for speech therapy.”

Emo Philips (1956) American comedian

E=MO² (1985), A Fine How Ya Do

Charlie Brooker photo

“Hello, I'm Charlie Brooker and you're watching Screenwipe, a programme all about television.”

Charlie Brooker (1971) journalist, broadcaster and writer from England

Introductory message on every episode of Screenwipe, usually said in an odd way (for example, with Brooker slapping himself as he says it).
Screenwipe

Mickey Spillane photo
Gary Gygax photo

“Hello Fry, it's a … *[stops mid-sentence, throws a D20 and a D6]* pleasure to meet you.”

Gary Gygax (1938–2008) American writer and game designer

Voicing himself in "Anthology of Interest I" on Futurama (21 May 2000)

Charles Stross photo

““Hello, Martin. What can I do for you?”
“Got a problem.”
“A big one?”
“Female human-sized.””

Source: Singularity Sky (2003), Chapter 3, “The Spacelike Horizon” (p. 60)

“Hello!? Stop by for coitus!”

Radio From Hell (May 22, 2007)

Ben Hecht photo

“Bucky: "Hello, Caller, Do you have an interior decorating problem I can help you with?"”

Darby Conley (1970) American cartoonist

Groovitude, page 172
Bucky Katt, Dialogue

Margaret Cho photo

“The only thing that was sort of Asian [as a role model] was Hello Kitty. I don't want to model myself after Hello Kitty.”

Margaret Cho (1968) American stand-up comedian

She has no mouth.
From Her Tours and CDs, Revolution Tour

George W. Bush photo

“"Hello, what's your name?"
"My name is Mr. Fischer, what's your name?"
"Bush. I'm Mr. Bush."”

George W. Bush (1946) 43rd President of the United States

Source: Dialogue with German foreign minister and Vice Chancellor Joschka Fischer during his visit in Germany, 24. February 2005 http://www.taz.de/pt/2005/02/24/a0197.nf/text

Morrissey photo

“Hello you little charmers… We're The Smiths…”

Morrissey (1959) English singer

The Smiths, live at the Hacienda (1983)
In Concert

Fred Phelps photo
Paul Williams (songwriter) photo

“In time, we kiss — hello!”

Paul Williams (songwriter) (1940) American composer, singer, songwriter and actor

"Old Souls"
Phantom of the Paradise (1974)

Bill Bailey photo

“[Singing as U2, in Irish accent] Hello! Some old Celtic bollocks!”

Bill Bailey (1965) English comedian, musician, actor, TV and radio presenter and author

Part Troll (2004)

Salma Hayek photo

“Hello? That's another cliché! It's getting yourself out of one box to put yourself in another. The way to fight a cliché is not by creating another one. What breaks the cliché is the emergence of strong individuals.”

Salma Hayek (1966) Mexican-American actress and producer

O interview (2003)
Context: Because there was no industry or parts for Latin women when I came here, there was really no competitiveness. Jennifer Lopez and I were the first, and I think Jennifer was my partner at the beginning. I think it was important for others to see two of us, because maybe then we could be thought of as a social phenomenon. Because she doesn't have a foreign accent, Jennifer tried out for parts I couldn't get. There are now others with accents — Penelope Cruz, Antonio Banderas — but mind you, Antonio and Penelope are from Europe, not Mexico. It's only now that the taboo on Mexicans is lifting as Americans realize we're a little bit more than migrant workers. I hear some Latinos say, "Oh, no, no, no, the cliché that we are gang members, that's so bad — we have to show everyone that we're family people." Hello? That's another cliché! It's getting yourself out of one box to put yourself in another. The way to fight a cliché is not by creating another one. What breaks the cliché is the emergence of strong individuals. That's the way to say, "You don't really know us — so when you look at me, or when you look at my sister, just be completely open for whatever. You have no clue who we are!"
Here people don't know what box to put me into. I'm not from the Bronx, I'm not from East L. A., so they don't know how to take me or what to call me!

Paul Harvey photo

“Hello, Americans, This is Paul Harvey. Standby for news.”

Paul Harvey (1918–2009) American broadcaster

Regular tag lines

Donald J. Trump photo

“For some reason we have a certain chemistry — or whatever. Let's see what happens. We have a long way to go. But I'm in no rush... So, I just want to say that we are going to be heading out to the DMZ and it's something I planned long ago but had the idea yesterday to maybe say hello, just shake hands quickly and say hello.”

Donald J. Trump (1946) 45th President of the United States of America

press conference, Blue House, Seoul, South Korea, quoted in * 2019-06-30

Trump: Kim and I "have a certain chemistry"

CNN

https://edition.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-dmz-kim-live-intl-hnk/h_8b23e071903b007d8ff1934be8457d2c
2010s, 2019, June

Donald J. Trump photo
Jerry Seinfeld photo

“I'll tell you the greatest thing that I've ever achieved in my career: I was on the cover of Mad magazine. And of course, I'm saying "Hello Neuman."”

Jerry Seinfeld (1954) American comedian and actor

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (2012 — Present), Season 3 (2014)

Gilbert O'Sullivan photo
Annie Ernaux photo