“Hello, I'm Charlie Brooker and you're watching Screenwipe, a programme all about television.”

— Charlie Brooker

Introductory message on every episode of Screenwipe, usually said in an odd way (for example, with Brooker slapping himself as he says it).
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journalist, broadcaster and writer from England 1971

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