“Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself.”
Steve Martin (1945) American actor, comedian, musician, author, playwright, and producer
Greeting his powerful but defensively challenged colleague, Dick Stuart (and thus coining Stu's new nickname in the process), on August 5, 1963, just prior to the annual Hall-of-Fame exhibition game; as quoted in "Stuart Ranks Next to Foxx" by Harold Kaese, in The Boston Globe (August 16, 1963)
“Hello. I'm hello, and I'd like to say myself.”
Steve Martin (1945) American actor, comedian, musician, author, playwright, and producer
“Hello, children of the Nazis!”
Peter Steele (1962–2010) American musician
Source: Beginning of a live performance in Germany (with Carnivore)[citation needed]
Margaret Cho (1968) American stand-up comedian
She has no mouth.
From Her Tours and CDs, Revolution Tour
“Hello, good evening and welcome.”
David Frost (1939–2013) English journalist, comedian, writer, media personality and daytime TV game show host
Catch phrase, given in Cassell's Dictionary of Contemporary Quotations (1996) p. 464