“Failures are much more fun to hear about afterwards; they are not so funny at the time.”
C. A. R. Hoare (1934) British computer scientist
The Emperor's Old Clothes
“Failures are much more fun to hear about afterwards; they are not so funny at the time.”
C. A. R. Hoare (1934) British computer scientist
The Emperor's Old Clothes
Claude Monet (1840–1926) French impressionist painter
in a letter to Frédéric Bazille; as quoted in: K.E. Sullivan. Monet: Discovering Art, Brockhampton press, London (2004), p. 31.
1850 - 1870
“i see all of u. i hear all of u. i never want to let any of you down. i love u. and.. thank u.”
Justin Bieber (1994) Canadian singer-songwriter, record producer, and actor
Message to his fans via Twitter https://twitter.com/justinbieber/status/287474372069965824, 5 January, 2013
Mau Piailug (1932–2010) Micronesian navigator from the Carolinian island of Satawal and a teacher of traditional, non-instrument wa…
The Last Navigator (1987)
Fernando Pessoa book The Book of Disquiet
Ibid., p. 243
The Book of Disquiet
Original: É certo que, ao ouvir contar a qualquer destes indivíduos as suas maratonas sexuais, uma vaga suspeita nos invade, pela altura do sétimo desfloramento.
Nikola Tesla (1856–1943) Serbian American inventor
On the Wardenclyffe Tower, in "The Future of the Wireless Art" in Wireless Telegraphy and Telephony (1908)
Jennifer Garner (1972) American actress
Jennifer Garner interview: Still the girl next door http://www.nj.com/entertainment/movies/index.ssf/2012/08/jennifer_garner_interview.html
Aurelius Augustinus (354–430) early Christian theologian and philosopher
As quoted in Quote, Unquote (1977) by Lloyd Cory, p. 197
Disputed
Claude Joseph Rouget de Lisle (1760–1836) French army officer
Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé!
Contre nous de la tyrannie,
L'étendard sanglant est levé, (bis)
Entendez-vous dans les campagnes
Mugir ces féroces soldats?
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras
Égorger vos fils, vos compagnes!</p> <p> Aux armes, citoyens,
Formez vos bataillons,
Marchons, marchons!
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons!
Variant translations:
Ye sons of France, awake to glory!
Hark! hark! what myriads bid you rise!
Your children, wives, and grandsires hoary,
Behold their tears and hear their cries!
La Marseillaise (1792)
“What an incitation to hilarity, hearing the word goal while following a funeral procession!”
Emil M. Cioran (1911–1995) Romanian philosopher and essayist
Anathemas and Admirations (1987)
Aurelius Augustinus (354–430) early Christian theologian and philosopher
Against Julian, Book II, ch. 8, 22. In The Fathers of the Church, Matthew A. Schumacher, tr., 1957, ISBN 0813214009 ISBN 9780813214009pp. 83-84. http://books.google.com/books?id=lxED1d6DAXoC&pg=PA83&lpg=PA83&dq=%22justification+in+this+life+is+given+to+us+according+to+these+three+things%22&source=bl&ots=K9fP-vBQqj&sig=2yV56Mq2aukLy8iM1FvpSfmULqA&hl=en&ei=8ZuCTdXGC4WO0QGCl-HGCA&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CBUQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=%22justification%20in%20this%20life%20is%20given%20to%20us%20according%20to%20these%20three%20things%22&f=false <br class="br">Contra Julianum
Jean Jacques Rousseau (1712–1778) Genevan philosopher
Second Dialogue; translated by Judith R. Bush, Christopher Kelly, Roger D. Masters
Dialogues: Rousseau Judge of Jean-Jacques (published 1782)
Michael Savage (1942) U.S. radio talk show host, Commentator, and Author
The Savage Nation (1995- ), 2016
Max Scheler (1874–1928) German philosopher
Source: Das Ressentiment im Aufbau der Moralen (1912), L. Coser, trans. (1961), pp. 96-97
Frank Zappa (1940–1993) American musician, songwriter, composer, and record and film producer
"Trouble Every Day".
Freak Out! (1966)
Aurelius Augustinus (354–430) early Christian theologian and philosopher
Source: On the Mystical Body of Christ, pp. 419-420
Bertolt Brecht (1898–1956) German poet, playwright, theatre director
First recorded in Terra Nossa: Newsletter of Project Abraço, North Americans in Solidarity with the People of Brazil http://books.google.gr/books?id=iR68AAAAIAAJ&q=, Vols. 1–7, Resource Center for Nonviolence, 1988, p. 42. No citation to a book by Brecht is given. <br class="br">Disputed
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900) German philosopher, poet, composer, cultural critic, and classical philologist
Sec. 377
The Gay Science (1882)
Ronald Reagan (1911–2004) American politician, 40th president of the United States (in office from 1981 to 1989)
Ronald Reagan: "Remarks at the National Conference of the National Federation of Independent Business ," June 22, 1983. Online by Gerhard Peters and John T. Woolley, The American Presidency Project http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/?pid=41504 <br class="br">1980s, First term of office (1981–1985)
Heinrich Himmler (1900–1945) Nazi officer, Commander of the SS
Addressing Rudolph Höss, perhaps in July 1942, during a visit to Birkenau POW camp (Kriegsgefangenenlager), where the inmates' and guards' deficient living conditions were pointed out, from Höss's autobiography http://holocaustcontroversies.blogspot.com/2006/04/correction-corner-2-himmlers-visit-to.html written in a Polish prison, Death Dealer: The Memoirs of the SS Kommandant at Auschwitz, pp. 286ff. (1996) <br class="br">1940s
John Ronald Reuel Tolkien (1892–1973) British philologist and author, creator of classic fantasy works
To Christopher Tolkien in South Africa
The Letters of J. R. R. Tolkien (1981)
“What I hear, I forget. What I say, I remember. What I do, I understand.”
Laozi (-604) semi-legendary Chinese figure, attributed to the 6th century, regarded as the author of the Tao Te Ching and fou…
This quotation has also been misattributed to Confucius.
Tell me and I [will] forget. Show me and I [will] remember. Involve me and I [will] understand.
不聞不若聞之,聞之不若見之,見之不若知之,知之不若行之;學至於行之而止矣
From Xun Zi 荀子
Misattributed
Isaac Newton (1643–1727) British physicist and mathematician and founder of modern classical physics
"Hypothesis explaining the Properties of Light" (1675)
Jim Caviezel (1968) actor
Jim Caviezel on what he learned playing St. Luke—and why he thinks “We don’t love Jesus enough” http://www.catholicworldreport.com/2018/03/11/jim-caviezel-on-what-he-learned-playing-st-luke-and-why-he-thinks-we-dont-love-jesus-enough/ (March 11, 2018)
Cassandra Clare The Mortal Instruments
Jace to Alec, pg. 319
The Mortal Instruments, City of Ashes (2008)
Christopher Walken (1943) American actor
On individuals' impressions of Walken, interview in Randy Cordova (December 22, 2002) "Workaholic Walken Is Marvelous 'Catch'", The Arizona Republic, p. E3.
Cassandra Clare The Mortal Instruments
Jace to Clary, pg. 449
The Mortal Instruments, City of Bones (2007)
Friedrich Nietzsche book The Birth of Tragedy
Es geht die alte Sage, dass König Midas lange Zeit nach dem weisen Silen, dem Begleiter des Dionysus, im Walde gejagt habe, ohne ihn zu fangen. Als er ihm endlich in die Hände gefallen ist, fragt der König, was für den Menschen das Allerbeste und Allervorzüglichste sei. Starr und unbeweglich schweigt der Dämon; bis er, durch den König gezwungen, endlich unter gellem Lachen in diese Worte ausbricht: `Elendes Eintagsgeschlecht, des Zufalls Kinder und der Mühsal, was zwingst du mich dir zu sagen, was nicht zu hören für dich das Erspriesslichste ist? Das Allerbeste ist für dich gänzlich unerreichbar: nicht geboren zu sein, nicht zu sein, nichts zu sein. Das Zweitbeste aber ist für dich - bald zu sterben.
Source: The Birth of Tragedy (1872), p. 22
John Taylor (Latter Day Saints) (1808–1887) third president of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
2008, A More Perfect Union (March 2008)
Malcolm X (1925–1965) American human rights activist
The Ballot or the Bullet (1964), Speech in Detroit, Michigan (12 April 1964)
Gabriel Iglesias (1976) American actor
I'm not gonna lie to you guys, George knows that I do it; I don't think he likes it!
Hot & Fluffy (2007)
“Though I sit down now, the time will come when you will hear me.”
Benjamin Disraeli (1804–1881) British Conservative politician, writer, aristocrat and Prime Minister
Maiden speech https://www.oxfordreference.com/view/10.1093/acref/9780191843730.001.0001/q-oro-ed5-00003685 in the House of Commons (7 December 1837). Disraeli was being shouted down by other MPs. Compare: "I will be heard", William Lloyd Garrison, Salutatory of the Liberator <br class="br">1830s
Rainer Maria Rilke book The Book of Hours
Translated by Annemarie S. Kidder
Das Stunden-Buch (The Book of Hours) (1905)
Solomon (-990–-931 BC) king of Israel and the son of David
I Kings 8:41-43 on the dedication of the Temple in Jerusalem
Benjamin Franklin (1706–1790) American author, printer, political theorist, politician, postmaster, scientist, inventor, civic activist, …
Letter to Joseph Huey (6 June 1753); published in Albert Henry Smyth, The Writings of Benjamin Franklin, volume 3, p. 145.
Epistles
“When we hear news, we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation.”
Voltaire (1694–1778) French writer, historian, and philosopher
Il faut toujours en fait de nouvelles attendre le sacrement de la confirmation.
Letter to Charles-Augustin Ferriol, comte d'Argental (28 August 1760]])
Citas
H.P. Lovecraft (1890–1937) American author
Letter to Elizabeth Toldridge (8 March 1929), in Selected Letters II, 1925-1929 edited by August Derleth and Donald Wandrei, p. 316
Non-Fiction, Letters
Aurelius Augustinus (354–430) early Christian theologian and philosopher
Source: On the Mystical Body of Christ, p.422
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
Interview in Shanghai, as quoted in China Daily (17 November 2009)
2009, Town Hall meeting in Shanghai (November 2009)
Fernando Pessoa (1888–1935) Portuguese poet, writer, literary critic, translator, publisher and philosopher
<p>À dolorosa luz das grandes lâmpadas eléctricas da fábrica
Tenho febre e escrevo.
Escrevo rangendo os dentes, fera para a beleza disto,
Para a beleza disto totalmente desconhecida dos antigos.</p><p>Ó rodas, ó engrenagens, r-r-r-r-r-r-r eterno!
Forte espasmo retido dos maquinismos em fúria!
Em fúria fora e dentro de mim,
Por todos os meus nervos dissecados fora,
Por todas as papilas fora de tudo com que eu sinto!
Tenho os lábios secos, ó grandes ruídos modernos,
De vos ouvir demasiadamente de perto,
E arde-me a cabeça de vos querer cantar com um excesso
De expressão de todas as minhas sensações,
Com um excesso contemporâneo de vós, ó máquinas!</p>
Álvaro de Campos (heteronym), Ode Triunfal ["Triumphal Ode"] (1914), in A Little Larger Than the Entire Universe, trans. Richard Zenith (Penguin, 2006)
Nasreddin (1208–1284) philosopher, Sufi and wise man from Turkey, remembered for his funny stories and anecdotes
Idries Shah, The Pleasantries of the Incredible Mulla Nasrudin (1968), , p. 62
Saul Bellow (1915–2005) Canadian-born American writer
"The Distracted Public" (1990), pp. 159-160
It All Adds Up (1994)
Malcolm X (1925–1965) American human rights activist
Malcolm X, in conversation with Coretta Scott King (February 1965), as quoted in My life with MLK, Jr. (1969), page 256
Attributed
Christopher McCandless (1968–1992) American hiker and explorer
In a postcard sent to Wayne Westerberg, April 27, 1992.
Source: Mary Ellen Barnes (ed.). Back to the Wild (2nd ed.). Twin Star Press, 2013. ISBN 978-0-9833955-0-8. (pp. 172-173)
Fernando Pessoa book Mensagem
Poem "O Mostrengo" http://www.inverso.pt/Mensagem/MarPortugues/mostrengo.htm, lines 1–9, trans. Charles Eglington ( Listen to the poem on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5Ihd-ECpYM) <br class="br">Message
Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1900–1944) French writer and aviator
1939 translation:
We can still run free, call to our comrades, and marvel to hear once more, in response to our call, the pathetic chant of the human voice.
Source: Terre des Hommes (1939), Ch. II : The Men, as quoted in The Lyric Self in Zen and E.E. Cummings (2015) by Michael Buland Burns and Rima Snyder, p. 72
Fernando Pessoa book The Book of Disquiet
Ibid., p. 59
The Book of Disquiet
Original: Durmo e desdurmo.
Do outro lado de mim, lá para trás de onde jazo, o silêncio da casa toca no infinito. Oiço cair o tempo, gota a gota, e nenhuma gota que cai se ouve cair.
Muhammad Ali (1942–2016) African American boxer, philanthropist and activist
To George Foreman before the start of the "Rumble in the Jungle" as the referee is giving them instructions (30 October 1974).
“Hear counsel, and receive instruction, that thou mayest be wise in thy latter end.”
Solomon (-990–-931 BC) king of Israel and the son of David
[Proverbs, 19:20, KJV] (KJV) <br class="br">Variant translation: <br class="br">Listen to counsel and accept discipline, In order to become wise in your future. <br class="br"> Proverbs 19:20 http://wol.jw.org/en/wol/b/r1/lp-e/nwt/E/2013/20/19#h=548:0-549:0
Gabriel Iglesias (1976) American actor
WHAT?! "Check it out, eh, it's the Fat and the Furious!"
Hot & Fluffy (2007)
Leonardo DiCaprio (1974) American actor and film producer
about the downsides of famehttp://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2004/12/18/leo_dicaprio_the_aviator_interview.shtml
Leonardo Da Vinci (1452–1519) Italian Renaissance polymath
The Notebooks of Leonardo Da Vinci (1938), XXIX Precepts of the Painter
Uri Geller (1946) Israeli illusionist
"When Uri met David," Telegraph 12/2001 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/core/Content/displayPrintable.jhtml?xml=/arts/2002/09/11/bablaine11.xml&site=6&page=0
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900) German philosopher, poet, composer, cultural critic, and classical philologist
Sec. 318
The Gay Science (1882)
Isaac Newton (1643–1727) British physicist and mathematician and founder of modern classical physics
Of Idolatry
A short Schem of the true Religion
Cassandra Clare The Bane Chronicles
Magnus Bane and Ragnor Fell in 1791, p. 6-7.
The Bane Chronicles, What Really Happened in Peru (2013)
Georg Trakl (1887–1914) austrian poet
"Towards Evening My Heart," Poems (1913)
Source: http://publicdomainreview.org/2014/10/29/wild-heart-turning-white-georg-trakl-and-cocaine/
Fernando Pessoa (1888–1935) Portuguese poet, writer, literary critic, translator, publisher and philosopher
<p>A morte é a curva da estrada,
Morrer é só não ser visto.
Se escuto, eu te oiço a passada
Existir como eu existo.</p><p>A terra é feita de céu.
A mentira não tem ninho.
Nunca ninguém se perdeu.
Tudo é verdade e caminho.</p>
"A morte é a curva da estrada" (23 May 1932), in A Little Larger Than the Entire Universe, trans. Richard Zenith (Penguin, 2006)
Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900) German philosopher, poet, composer, cultural critic, and classical philologist
Sec. 325
The Gay Science (1882)
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
Campaign address in Beaverton, Oregon (9 May 2008) http://www.barackobama.com/2008/05/09/remarks_of_senator_barack_obam_63.php <br class="br">2008
Gary Yourofsky (1970) animal rights activist
Part of the speech to the students of the Georgia Institute of Technology, On animal intelligence (Summer 2010)
John Henry Newman (1801–1890) English cleric and cardinal
Sermon 26: 'The Parting of Friends' http://www.newmanreader.org/works/subjects/sermon26.html (sermon preached on Monday, 25 September, 1843.).
Cassandra Clare The Mortal Instruments
Valentine and Simon, pg. 342-343
The Mortal Instruments, City of Ashes (2008)
“A hungry stomach cannot hear.”
Jean De La Fontaine (1621–1695) French poet, fabulist and writer.
Book IX (1678–1679), fable 18.
Fables (1668–1679)
Aurelius Augustinus (354–430) early Christian theologian and philosopher
Source: On the Mystical Body of Christ, p.428
“To hear, one must be silent.”
Ursula K. Le Guin (1929–2018) American writer
Source: Earthsea Books, A Wizard of Earthsea (1968), Chapter 2 (Ogion)
Thomas Sowell (1930) American economist, social theorist, political philosopher and author
Random Thoughts http://townhall.com/columnists/ThomasSowell/2008/08/26/random_thoughts?page=full&comments=true, 26 August 2008. <br class="br">2000s
Jennifer Beals (1963) American actress and a former teen model
Acceptance speech for The Center Orange County's "Torch Bearer" Award, Santa Ana, California (5 June 2010) http://jennifer-beals.com/media/speeches/oc_gala.html.
Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865) 16th President of the United States
Source: Statement to an Indiana Regiment passing through Washington (17 March 1865); The Collected Works of Abraham Lincoln Volume VIII
Erma Bombeck (1927–1996) When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent le…
A Marriage Made In Heaven; or, Too Tired For an Affair (1993)
Jung Myung Seok (1945) South Korean Leader of New Religious Movement, Poet, Author, Founder of Wolmyeongdong Center
Extracted from Proverbs Blog https://providencepath.wordpress.com/2016/05/07/jung-myung-seok-learn-every-day/
Martin Luther (1483–1546) seminal figure in Protestant Reformation
Weimar edition of Martin Luther's Works, English translation edited by J. Pelikan [Concordia: St. Louis], Vol. 51, 128-129
“The name of freedom regained is sweet to hear.”
Livy (-59–17 BC) Roman historian
Book XXIV, sec. 21
History of Rome
C.G. Jung (1875–1961) Swiss psychiatrist and psychotherapist who founded analytical psychology
Psyche and Symbol (1958), p. 285
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
2004, Democratic National Convention speech (July 2004)
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
Profile in The Independent Magazine (10 March 2007)
2007
Frank Zappa (1940–1993) American musician, songwriter, composer, and record and film producer
"Trouble Every Day"
Freak Out! (1966)
Ozzy Osbourne (1948) English heavy metal vocalist and songwriter
Shot in the Dark, written by Phil Soussan, Jake E. Lee and Ozzy Osbourne.
Song lyrics, The Ultimate Sin (1986)
Pim Fortuyn (1948–2002) Dutch politician
That’s all <br class="br">Nederland 2 documentary "The Night of Fortuyn" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgM9JozWOf0
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
2013, Second Inaugural Address (January 2013)