“Everybody has problems. Some people just hide their crap better than others.”
Ned Vizzini book It's Kind of a Funny Story
Source: It's Kind of a Funny Story
“Everybody has problems. Some people just hide their crap better than others.”
Ned Vizzini book It's Kind of a Funny Story
Source: It's Kind of a Funny Story
“the answer to every problem involved penguins”
Rick Riordan book The Throne of Fire
Source: The Throne of Fire
“There is no such thing as a problem breed. However, there is no shortage of 'problem owners'….”
Cesar Millan (1969) Mexican - American dog trainer and television personality
Source: Cesar's Way: The Natural, Everyday Guide to Understanding and Correcting Common Dog Problems
“Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have”
Joyce Meyer (1943) American author and speaker
“As the man said, for every complex problem there’s a simple solution, and it’s wrong.”
Umberto Eco book Foucault's Pendulum
Source: Foucault's Pendulum
H.L. Mencken (1880–1956) American journalist and writer
The portion after the second semicolon is widely paraphrased or misquoted. Two examples are "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong" and "There is always an easy solution to every human problem -- neat, plausible, and wrong."
1910s
Source: "The Divine Afflatus" in New York Evening Mail (16 November 1917); later published in Prejudices: Second Series (1920) and A Mencken Chrestomathy (1949)
“I'm a drinker with writing problems.”
Brendan Behan (1923–1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist, and playwright
Sherry Argov (1977) American writer
Source: Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl—A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship
“Most problems look worse than they are. nothing is unfixable.”
Rick Riordan book The Lost Hero
Source: The Lost Hero
Elizabeth Gilbert book Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
Source: Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage
Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929–1968) American clergyman, activist, and leader in the American Civil Rights Movement
Variants (Many of MLKs' speeches were delivered many times with slight variants): An Individual has not started living fully until they can rise above the narrow confines of individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of humanity. Every person must decide at some point, whether they will walk in light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. This is the judgment: Life's most persistent and urgent question is: 'What are you doing for others?'
As quoted in The Words of Martin Luther King, Jr. by Coretta Scott King, Second Edition (2011), Ch. "Community of Man", p. 3
1950s, Conquering Self-centeredness (1957)
“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.”
George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950) Irish playwright
The attribution to Shaw comes from Leadership Skills for Managers (2000) by Marlene Caroselli, p. 71. But this quote seems more likely to come from William H. Whyte. The Biggest Problem in Communication Is the Illusion That It Has Taken Place, Quote Investigator, 2014-08-31, 2015-11-09 http://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/08/31/illusion/, <br class="br">Misattributed
“Those who are most moral are farthest from the problem.”
Saul D. Alinsky (1909–1972) American community organizer and writer
Source: Rules for Radicals: A Pragmatic Primer for Realistic Radicals
Richard Rohr (1943) American spiritual writer, speaker, teacher, Catholic Franciscan priest
Source: Falling Upward: A Spirituality for the Two Halves of Life
Alexander McCall Smith book The Kalahari Typing School for Men
Source: The Kalahari Typing School for Men
“No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it.”
Albert Einstein (1879–1955) German-born physicist and founder of the theory of relativity
Brian Tracy (1944) American motivational speaker and writer
Source: Reinvention: How to Make the Rest of Your Life the Best of Your Life
E. Lockhart (1967) American writer of novels as E. Lockhart (mainly for teenage girls) and of picture books under real name Emily J…
Source: The Boyfriend List: 15 Guys, 11 Shrink Appointments, 4 Ceramic Frogs and Me, Ruby Oliver
Khaled Hosseini book The Kite Runner
Source: The Kite Runner (2003)
Context: With me as the glaring exception, my father molded the world around him to his liking. The problem, of course, was that Baba saw the world in black and white. And he got to decide what was black and what was white. You can't love a person who lives that way without fearing him too. Maybe even hating him a little.
Bell Hooks (1952) American author, feminist, and social activist
Source: Communion: The Female Search for Love
Anthony Giddens (1938) British sociologist
Source: Capitalism and Modern Social Theory (1971), pp. 230-231.
Slobodan Milošević (1941–2006) Yugoslavian and Serbian politician
Kosovo Polje Speech (24 April 1987)
Andrei Tarkovsky (1932–1986) Soviet and Russian film-maker, writer, film editor, film theorist, theatre and opera director
Letter to the central committee of the CPSU (Communist Party of Soviet Union) https://varjag2007su.livejournal.com/2591915.html?utm_source=fbsharing&utm_medium=social (20 October 1970).
Raúl González (1977) Spanish footballer
Fernando Hierro 2007, http://www.masress.com/en/filgoalen/36235 <br class="br">About
David Draiman (1973) American singer and songwriter
Disturbed's David Draiman Offers 'Solution' To Illegal Music Downloading http://www.webcitation.org/64oENbO3B, Blabbermouth.net, 11 July 2003)
Fernand Léger (1881–1955) French painter
Quote from: 'Actualités, Fernand Léger', in 'Varietés nr. 1', 1928, pp. 523-524
Quotes of Fernand Leger, 1920's
Christian Heinrich von Dillmann (1829–1899) German educationist
Source: Die Mathematik die Fackelträgerin einer neuen Zeit (Stuttgart, 1889), p. 40.
Tenzin Gyatso (1935) spiritual leader of Tibet
:Dalai Lama in his “Commemoration of the First Anniversary of September 11, 2001
“The Second Law of Consulting: No matter how it looks at first, it's always a people problem.”
Gerald M. Weinberg (1933–2018) American computer scientist
The secrets of consulting, 1985
Oksana Shachko (1987–2018) Ukrainian artist and activist with FEMEN
Interview with Luxemburger Wort (2015)
Temple Grandin (1947) USA-american doctor of animal science, author, and autism activist
Source: http://americanradioworks.publicradio.org/features/mcdonalds/grandin5.html
W. Cleon Skousen book The Naked Communist
The Naked Communist (1958)
John Steinbeck book The Winter of Our Discontent
The Winter of Our Discontent (1961), unplaced by chapter
Ad Reinhardt (1913–1967) American painter
Source: 1956 - 1967, Art-as-Art Dogma' part II, (1964), p. 157
George Dantzig (1914–2005) American mathematician
Dantzig (1991) as cited in: " Professor George Dantzig: Linear Programming Founder Turns 80 http://www.stanford.edu/group/SOL/dantzig.html", in: SIAM News, November 1994.
Phyllis Schlafly (1924–2016) American activist
[United States Senate, 1981, Sex Discrimination in the Workplace, 1981: Hearings Before the Committee on Labor and Human Resources, GPO, 400, http://books.google.com/books?id=R7rhs0j5usMC&vid=0RN4WJjHbWpBe0fVoGYCgPj&dq=schlafly+congress+1981++virtuous&q=%22a+problem+for+the+virtuous+woman%22&pgis=1#search]
Donald J. Trump (1946) 45th President of the United States of America
At a town hall meeting in New Hampshire — as quoted in * 2015-09-17
Here's How Donald Trump Responded to a Person Saying President Obama is Muslim
Maya Rhodan
Time
http://time.com/4039658/trump-obama-muslim/
2010s, 2015
Andy Warhol (1928–1987) American artist
Source: 1975, The Philosophy of Andy Warhol (1975), Ch. 4: Beauty
Mark D. Jordan (1953)
Christian Rhetoric: Scraps for a Manifesto
Joni Madraiwiwi (1957–2016) Fijian politician
Opening address, Fiji Week celebrations, 7 October 2005.
Béla H. Bánáthy (1919–2003) Hungarian linguist and systems scientist
Source: Designing Social Systems in a Changing World (1996), p. 46; as cited in: Charles François (2004), International Encyclopedia of Systems and Cybernetics. p. 164
Bruce Palmer Jr. (1913–2000) United States Army Chief of Staff
Source: The 25-Year War: America's Military Role in Vietnam (1984), p. 45
“it's the problem with Italian aeroplanes too much hair on the wings”
Vivian Stanshall (1943–1995) English musician, artist and author
Others
Vangelis (1943) Greek composer of electronic, progressive, ambient, jazz, pop rock, and orchestral music
1979
John Cage (1912–1992) American avant-garde composer
Quote in 'John Cage, For the Birds: John Cage In Conversation with Daniel Charles', London/New York: Marion Boyars, 1981; as quoted in: 'Tàpies: From Within', June ─ November, 2013 - Presse Release, Museu Nacional d’Art de Catalunya (MNAC ), p. 17, note 10
1980s
Richard Nixon (1913–1994) 37th President of the United States of America
1950s, Checkers speech (1952)
Tony Abbott (1957) Australian politician
Quoted in "Abortion rate a tragedy, says Abbott" http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/03/16/1079199224910.html on www.theage.com.au, March 17, 2004. <br class="br">2004
Lee Kuan Yew (1923–2015) First Prime Minister of Singapore
Address To The General Assembly Of The International Press Institute At Helsinki Wednesday, 9th June, 1971 http://journalism.sg/lee-kuan-yews-1971-speech-on-the-press/ <br class="br">1970s
Jane Roberts (1929–1984) American Writer
Source: Psychic Politics: An Aspect Psychology Book (1976), p. 136
Tathagata Satpathy (1956) Indian politician
In a Lok Sabha speech, on the death of Rohith Vemula and the JNU sedition debate, as quoted in " Stormy debate deepens divide in Parliament http://www.livemint.com/Politics/NcrHnh4YEodDfCn036LcxM/Stormy-debate-deepens-divide-in-Parliament.html" Live Mint (25 February 2015)
Jan Smuts (1870–1950) military leader, politician and statesman from South Africa
As quoted by W. K. Hancock in SMUTS 2: The Fields of Force 1919-1950, p. 395
Theodore Dalrymple (1949) English doctor and writer
All Sex, All the Time http://www.city-journal.org/html/10_3_urbanities-all_sex.html (Summer 2000). <br class="br">City Journal (1998 - 2008)
Joseph Louis Lagrange book Mécanique analytique
Mécanique analytique (1788) as quoted by E. W. Hobson, Mathematics, from the points of view of the Mathematician and of the Physicist (1912) an address delivered to the Mathematical and Physical Society of University College London, p.13. https://books.google.com/books?id=H7Y_AQAAIAAJ&pg=PA13
Jeremy Bernstein (1929) American physicist
Quantum Profiles (1991), John Stewart Bell: Quantum Engineer
Harlan Ellison (1934–2018) American writer
Interview in 1979, quoted in The Online Copywriter's Handbook (2002) by Robert W. Bly, p. 19
Jack Donovan (1974) American activist, editor and writer
Violence is golden
A Sky Without Eagles (2014)
Colm Tóibín (1955) Irish novelist and writer
Austen was a woeful speller . . . http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/books-arts/austen-was-a-woeful-speller-26694366.html, Irish Independent (30 October 2010)
Lyndon B. Johnson (1908–1973) American politician, 36th president of the United States (in office from 1963 to 1969)
Message to Congress on Conservation and Restoration of Natural Beauty written to Congress (8 Feb 1965), in Lyndon B. Johnson: Containing the Public Messages, Speeches, and Statements of the President (1965), Vol.1, 156. United States. President (1963-1969 : Johnson), Lyndon Baines Johnson, United States. Office of the Federal Register — 1970
1960s
Gholam-Hossein Elham (1959) Iranian politician
No change in Iran's US policy, Press TV, 2007-07-22, 2007-07-23 http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=17143&sectionid=351020101,
Gerhard Richter (1932) German visual artist, born 1932
In Richter's letters from Düsseldorf, 19 July 1963 - to two artist friends, Helmut and Erika Heinze
1960's
Max Wertheimer (1880–1943) Co-founder of Gestalt psychology
As quoted in: George Klir (2013), Facets of Systems Science, p. 25
"Gestalt Theory," 1924
Leonard Jimmie Savage (1917–1971) American mathematician
Leonard Jimmie Savage in 1960s; cited in: JOC/EFR (2006) " George Edward Pelham Box http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Biographies/Box.html" at history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk, Nov 2006.
Donald J. Trump (1946) 45th President of the United States of America
"From the Desk of Donald Trump: South Korea" https://www.youtube.com/watch/?v=agk9ZCrYol4 YouTube (10 April 2013) <br class="br">2010s, 2013
Robert Hooke (1635–1703) English natural philosopher, architect and polymath
"The Present State of Natural Philosophy, and wherein it is deficient," The Posthumous Works of Robert Hooke https://books.google.com/books?id=6xVTAAAAcAAJ (1705) ed., Richard Waller, pp. 6-7.
Tony Snow (1955–2008) American White House Press Secretary
Quoted in Al Kamen, "You Can Quote Them on That, Maybe," http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/07/06/AR2006070601551.html washingtonpost.com (2006-07-06).