“If I had sharp claws I'd get on all fours. And scratch your back for free.”
Ed Harcourt (1977) British musician
Bleed A River Deep
“If I had sharp claws I'd get on all fours. And scratch your back for free.”
Ed Harcourt (1977) British musician
Bleed A River Deep
Alvin C. York (1887–1964) United States Army Medal of Honor recipient
Account of 8 October 1918.
Diary of Alvin York
Michael Moorcock (1939) English writer, editor, critic
“You’re not right or wrong. You’re crazy.”
Book 2, Chapter 1 “The Camp on Rishiri” (p. 342)
Oswald Bastable, The Steel Tsar (1981)
Donald Vroon (1942) American music critic
Herbert A. Simon book Administrative Behavior
Source: 1940s-1950s, Administrative Behavior, 1947, p. 265.
James Berardinelli (1967) American film critic
Review http://www.reelviews.net/php_review_template.php?identifier=357 of Blade Runner (1982). <br class="br">Three-and-a-half star reviews
Antoni Tàpies (1923–2012) Catalan painter, sculptor and art theorist
1945 - 1970, A Report on the Wall' 1970
Ken MacLeod book Learning the World
Source: Learning the World (2005), Chapter 15 “Hollow Spaces of the Forward Cone” (p. 248)
“Books don't offer real escape but they can stop a mind scratching itself raw.”
David Mitchell book Cloud Atlas
"Letters from Zedelghem"
Cloud Atlas (2004)
“One learns to itch where one can scratch.”
Ernest Bramah book Kai Lung Unrolls His Mat
The Story of Wong Choi and the Merchant Teen King's Thumb
Kai Lung Unrolls His Mat (1928)
Herman Klein (1856–1934) British musical critic journalist and singing teacher
The Gramophone magazine, December 1933
Klaus Kinski (1926–1991) German actor
On method acting. p. 313
Kinski Uncut : The Autobiography of Klaus Kinski (1996)
“You will turn over many a futile new leaf till you learn we must all write on scratched-out pages.”
Mignon McLaughlin (1913–1983) American journalist
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Unclassified
“Scratch an Englishman and find a Protestant.”
George Bernard Shaw Saint Joan
Saint Joan : A Chronicle Play In Six Scenes And An Epilogue (1923)
1920s
“Scratch my back with a hacksaw!”
Mike Lange (1948) Canadian sportscaster
Quoted in Bob Smizik, "Cow-kicked: FSN fires Lange as Penguins' TV voice", http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06181/702334-61.stm Pittsburgh Post-Gazette (2006-06-30) <br class="br">According to Smizik in Tales from the Pittsburgh Penguins http://books.google.com/books?id=v6VbC6CRWTsC&pg=PA103&lpg=PA103&dq=%22He+beat+him+like+a+rented+mule.%22&source=web&ots=60xyCcZKrt&sig=M8tqlcsQykyW9zqmIIZQE4Zkjug&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=3&ct=result#PPA103,M1 (Sports Publishing, 2006, ISBN 10:1582611998), Lange credits a Pittsburgh mall security guard with giving him the phrase. After giving Lange directions to a location in the building, the guard gave him a piece of paper with the phrase written down on it.
Gregory Bateson (1904–1980) English anthropologist, social scientist, linguist, visual anthropologist, semiotician and cyberneticist
Gregory Bateson (1955) " A theory of play and fantasy http://sashabarab.com/syllabi/games_learning/bateson.pdf". In: Psychiatric research reports, 1955. pp. 177-178] as cited in: S.P. Arpaia (2011) " Paradoxes, circularity and learning processes http://www2.units.it/episteme/L&PS_Vol9No1/L&PS_Vol9No1_2011_18b_Arpaia.pdf". In: L&PS – Logic & Philosophy of Science, Vol. IX, No. 1, 2011, pp. 207-222
Frida Kahlo (1907–1954) Mexican painter
27 October 1950
Source: 1946 - 1953, "Song of herself"; interviews by Olga Campos, Sept. 1950, Chapter 'My life', p. 71
Orson Welles (1915–1985) American actor, director, writer and producer
Speech given upon his acceptance of the AFI Lifetime Achievement award. Viewable http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXJnxClGamA&list=HL1349840607&feature=mh_lolz
Dorothy Parker (1893–1967) American poet, short story writer, critic and satirist
"Our Lady of the Loudspeaker" in The New Yorker (25 February 1928)
Alveda King (1951) American, civil rights activist, Christian minister, conservative, pro-life activist, and author
Human Sexuality: It All Started With An Apple! http://www.priestsforlife.org/library/5154-and-it-all-started-with-an-apple (January 13, 2015)
John Ruskin (1819–1900) English writer and art critic
Quote, c. 1850's; describing Turner's perspective lectures; as quoted in The life of J.M.W. Turner, Volume II, George Walter Thornbury; Hurst and Blackett Publishers, London, 1862, p. 108
Ramakrishna (1836–1886) Indian mystic and religious preacher
Source: Sayings of Sri Ramakrishna (1960), p. 548
John Gall (1925–2014) American physician
Source: General systemantics, an essay on how systems work, and especially how they fail..., 1975, p. 65, cited in: Grady Booch (1991) Object oriented design with applications. p. 11
Rachel Marsden (1974) journalist
On Democratic Presidential nominee Barack Obama's candidacy <br class="br"> Barack Obama Has Little In Common With Europe http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=27669
“I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.”
Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884–1980) American writer and prominent socialite
As quoted in The Best (1974), edited by Peter Passell and Leonard Ross.
Kent Hovind (1953) American young Earth creationist
Creation seminars (2003-2005), The Garden of Eden
“Engraving is, in brief terms, the Art of Scratch.”
John Ruskin (1819–1900) English writer and art critic
Ariadne Florentina: Six Lectures on Wood and Metal Engraving, with Appendix, lecture I: Definition of the Art of Engraving, section 34 (1872).
Lisa Randall (1962) American theoretical physicist and an expert on particle physics and cosmology
Source: Warped Passages: Unraveling the Universe's Hidden Dimensions (2005), Ch. 24.
Nicolas Chamfort (1741–1794) French writer
"Reflections and Anecdotes", nr. 264 (Douglas Parmée translation)
Mordehai Milgrom (1946) Israeli physicist
as hinted perhaps by the cosmological connotations of a<sub>0</sub> <br class="br"> MOND Theory, p. 5, Mordehai Milgrom, 30 Apr 2014, updated 31 Aug 2014 http://arxiv.org/abs/1404.7661,
Phil Brooks (1978) American professional wrestler and mixed martial artist
September 18, 2009
Friday Night SmackDown
“An open foe I much prefer
To a dear friend that scratches.”
Antoine-Vincent Arnault (1766–1834) French dramatist
Volume I., 5. — "Le Chien et le Chat".
Translation reported in Harbottle's Dictionary of quotations French and Italian (1904), p. 74.
Fables (1802)
Ida Friederike Görres (1901–1971) Austrian writer and noble
Broken Lights Diaries 1957-59.
Gene Wolfe (1931–2019) American science fiction and fantasy writer
Endangered Species (1989), Introduction
Nonfiction
Mahatma Gandhi (1869–1948) pre-eminent leader of Indian nationalism during British-ruled India
Mahatma Gandhi, Speech at Chatham House, London, on October 20, 1931. Quoted in Essential Writings of Dharampal by Dharampal, and quoted in S.R. Goel, Hindu Society under siege http://web.archive.org/web/20170202032436/http://bharatvani.org/books/hsus/ch4.htm <br class="br">1930s
Scott Lynch book Red Seas Under Red Skies
“Chump! I can hardly wait to see you get yours!“
Reminiscence “Best-Laid Plans” section 1 (pp. 114-115)
Red Seas Under Red Skies (2007)
Antoni Tàpies (1923–2012) Catalan painter, sculptor and art theorist
1945 - 1970, A Report on the Wall' 1970
Halldór Laxness (1902–1998) Icelandic author
Heimsljós (World Light) (1940), Book One: The Revelation of the Deity
Immortal Technique (1978) American rapper and activist
Industrial Revolution
Albums, Revolutionary Vol. 2 (2003)
Eddie August Schneider (1911–1940) American aviator
[Look Out, Lindbergh - Here I Come, Flying magazine, http://familypedia.wikia.com/wiki/File:Eddie_August_Schneider_September_1931_Flying_magazine_page_1_of_4.png, September 1, 1930, Eddie August Schneider]
Indra Nooyi (1955) Indian-born, naturalized American, business executive
When she drew compassion with the five most populated of the seven continents of the world in a lectuere which created a furore necessitating an apology from her. Quoted in [. Branson, Douglas M ., The Last Male Bastion: Gender and the CEO Suite in America s Public Companies, http://books.google.com/books?id=wTFSa2qouSwC&pg=PA98, 15 December 2009, Routledge, 978-0-203-86566-8, 98–]
“If I was black and blue, it was Gene. If I didn't have a scratch it was Fred.”
Fred Astaire (1899–1987) American dancer, singer, actor, choreographer and television presenter
Cyd Charisse on how her husband would know with whom she had danced, quoted in Aloff, Mindy. Dance Anecdotes: Stories from the Worlds of Ballet, Broadway, the Ballroom, and Modern Dance. Oxford University Press, 2006. p. 196 ISBN 0195054113.
Robertson Davies book A Voice from the Attic
A Voice from the Attic (1960)
Gerhard Richter (1932) German visual artist, born 1932
after 2000, Gerhard Richter: An Artist Beyond Isms' (2002)
Barnett Newman (1905–1970) American artist
in Jackson Pollock: An Artists Symposium, ARTnews Vol. 66 no. 2 April 1967; as quoted in Abstract Expressionism: Creators and Critics, ed. Clifford Ross, Abrahams Publishers, New York 1990, pp. 147-148
1960 - 1970
John D. Carmack (1970) American computer programmer, engineer, and businessman
BAFTA Fellowship acceptance speech, "BAFTA Games Awards 2016" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyjJrF2gJ34
John Gall (1925–2014) American physician
Source: General systemantics, an essay on how systems work, and especially how they fail..., 1975, p. 71. This statement is known as Gall's law
Pete Doherty (1979) English musician, writer, actor, poet and artist
"Hooray for the 21st Century"
Lyrics and poetry
Mark Satin (1946) American political theorist, author, and newsletter publisher
Page 17.
New Age Politics: Our Only Real Alternative (2015)
Dana Gioia (1950) American writer
"Rough Country" http://www.danagioia.net/poems/roughcountry.htm <br class="br">Poetry, The Gods of Winter (1991)
Tod A (1965) American musician
"Balalaika", Get Off the Cross (We Need the Wood for the Fire (October 22, 1996).
Lyrics, Firewater
“And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it.”
Alanis Morissette (1974) Canadian-American singer-songwriter
You Oughta Know
Jagged Little Pill (1995)
Robert Penn Warren (1905–1989) American poet, novelist, and literary critic
The New York Times (16 December 1969)
Robert Lynn Asprin (1946–2008) American science fiction and fantasy author
Source: Time Scout (1995), Chapter 9 (p. 173)
William Herschel (1738–1822) German-born British astronomer, technical expert, and composer
Source: Sir William Herschel: His Life and Works (1880), Ch.4 "Life and Works".
Robert Orben (1928) American magician and writer
Henry J. Waters III (April 22, 2008) "The Tribune's View: The Democrats - Time for Clinton to quit", Columbia Daily Tribune.
Attributed
Walt Disney (1901–1966) American film producer and businessman
On EPCOT, quoted in Married to the Mouse: Walt Disney World and Orlando (2001) by Richard E. Foglesong, p. 67, and The Animated Man : A Life of Walt Disney (2007) by Michael Barrier
Robert Orben (1928) American magician and writer
Lauren Keeport (February 3, 1998) "Scandal feeds maelstrom of Clinton jokes - 'Monicagate' a windfall for TV wits", The Washington Times, p. A2.
“Scratch the Christian and you find the pagan — spoiled.”
Israel Zangwill (1864–1926) British writer
Children of the Ghetto (1892), bk. 2, ch. 6.
George Cheyne (physician) (1671–1743) British doctor
Did not Use and Example weaken this Terror, and make the Difference, Reason alone could never do it. <br class="br">An Essay on Regimen (London: C. Rivington, 1740), pp. 70 https://books.google.it/books?id=ezswAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA70-71.
“Scratch me and you will find the Nonconformist.”
Austen Chamberlain (1863–1937) British politician
1927. Quoted in Sir Charles Petrie, The Life and Letters of Sir Austen Chamberlain: Vol. II (Cassell, 1940), p. 321.
1920s
Cesare Pavese (1908–1950) Italian poet, novelist, literary critic, and translator
Ending words
Among women only (1949)
“One thing that's certain about going outdoors: When you come back inside, you'll be scratching.”
P. J. O'Rourke (1947) American journalist
All the Trouble in the World (1994)
“Scratch a pessimist and you find often a defender of privilege.”
William Beveridge (1879–1963) Economist and social reformer
As quoted in "Sayings of the Week" in The Observer [London] (17 December 1943)
“He roars in his anger, he scratches, he looks not up.”
Robert Graves (1895–1985) English poet and novelist
"Nebuchadnezzar's Fall"
Country Sentiment (1920)
Context: Down on his knees he sinks, the stiff-necked King,
Stoops and kneels and grovels, chin to the mud.
Out from his changed heart flutter on startled wing
The fancy birds of his Pride, Honour, Kinglihood.
He crawls, he grunts, he is beast-like, frogs and snails
His diet, and grass, and water with hand for cup.
He herds with brutes that have hooves and horns and tails,
He roars in his anger, he scratches, he looks not up.
Richard Dawkins book The Selfish Gene
Source: The Selfish Gene (1976, 1989), Ch. 3. Immortal Coils
Context: Genes do indirectly control the manufacture of bodies, and the influence is strictly one way: acquired characteristics are not inherited. No matter how much knowledge and wisdom you acquire during your life, not one jot will be passed on to your children by genetic means. Each new generation starts from scratch.
Bill Bailey (Spanish Civil War veteran) (1910–1995) American labor activist
Context: You have to put up some kind of a beef. Scream or holler or scratch or make some sound that you’re alive and can fight. You know, cough or do something. Otherwise, they just walk past you and look at you and say, “He must be dead, he ain’t moving.”
“They couldn't give me even a scratch. This is their ego problem.”
Narendra Modi (1950) Prime Minister of India
2014, "GhoshanaPatra with Narendra Modi", 2014
Context: Until I don’t lose, until I am not defeated such allegations will continue. People who have been trying to defeat me for the past 12 years have been using all their strength. They couldn't give me even a scratch. This is their ego problem.
Russell Brand book Revolution
Revolution (2014)
Context: Who does a baby think he is before he can recognize his face in a mirror, before he’s taught his name, before he’s drummed into stagnant separation, cordoned off from the infinite oneness? Love is innate. We must be taught to hate, and now we must unlearn it, as the Buddhists say; let it burn, that which needs to burn, let it burn. The class system isn’t fair on them either, poor little sods—packed off to school, weaned on privatized maternity shopped in from a northern spinster. Trying to find love in the tangle of dismantled family. No one can be happy imbibing a poisoned brew. It’s poisonous for us all. They’ll gratefully sigh when we unlock them from their opulent penitentiaries, they’ll be grateful when their fallow lords and empty chambers feed the hungry and house the poor. They know contentment cannot be enjoyed when stolen. They need the Revolution as much as we do. The whole of human history is nothing new, the whole of your personal story is nothing true, you can do with it whatever you want to do—flick a switch, scratch the record off, look behind the veil. Anything you don’t want, discard; anything that hurts, let go. None of it’s real, you know—all that pain, all that regret, all that doubt, not thin enough, not a good enough mum, not a good enough son, not a good enough bum. You are enough; you’re enough; there’s nothing you can buy or try on that’s going to make you any better, because you couldn’t be any better than you are. Drag your past around if you like, an old dead decaying ox of what you think they might’ve thought or what might’ve been if you’d done what you ought. That which needs to burn, let it burn. If the idea doesn’t serve you, let it go. If it separates you from the moment, from others, from yourself, let it go.
“Every time you scratch your nose, you have committed a Holocaust of potential human beings.”
Sam Harris (1967) American author, philosopher and neuroscientist
Source: 2000s, Letter to a Christian Nation (2006), p. 30
Context: Perhaps you think that the crucial difference between a fly and a human blastocyst is to be found in the latter's potential to become a fully developed human being. But almost every cell in your body is a potential human being, given our recent advances in genetic engineering. Every time you scratch your nose, you have committed a Holocaust of potential human beings. This is a fact. The argument from a cell's potential gets you absolutely nowhere.
Karl Popper (1902–1994) Austrian-British philosopher of science
As quoted in Popper (1973) by Bryan Magee
Context: Before we as individuals are even conscious of our existence we have been profoundly influenced for a considerable time (since before birth) by our relationship to other individuals who have complicated histories, and are members of a society which has an infinitely more complicated and longer history than they do (and are members of it at a particular time and place in that history); and by the time we are able to make conscious choices we are already making use of categories in a language which has reached a particular degree of development through the lives of countless generations of human beings before us.... We are social creatures to the inmost centre of our being. The notion that one can begin anything at all from scratch, free from the past, or unindebted to others, could not conceivably be more wrong.
Octavio Paz (1914–1998) Mexican writer laureated with the 1990 Nobel Prize for Literature
Source: The Monkey Grammarian (1974), Ch. 8
Context: The Great Monkey closes his eyes, scratches himself again and muses: before the sun has become completely hidden — it is now fleeing amid the tall bamboo trees like an animal pursued by shadows — I shall succeed in reducing this grove of trees to a catalogue. A page of tangled plant calligraphy. A thicket of signs: how to read it, how to clear a path through this denseness? Hanumān smiles with pleasure at the analogy that has just occurred to him: calligraphy and vegetation, a grove of trees and writing, reading and a path. Following a path: reading a stretch of ground, deciphering a fragment of world. Reading considered as a path toward…. The path as a reading: an interpretation of the natural world? He closes his eyes once more and sees himself, in another age, writing (on a piece of paper or on a rock, with a pen or with a chisel?) the act in the Mahanātaka describing his visit to the grove of the palace of Rāvana. He compares its rhetoric to a page of indecipherable calligraphy and thinks: the difference between human writing and divine consists in the fact that the number of signs of the former is limited, whereas that of the latter is infinite; hence the universe is a meaningless text, one which even the gods find illegible. The critique of the universe (and that of the gods) is called grammar…. Disturbed by this strange thought, Hanumān leaps down from the wall, remains for a moment in a squatting position, then stands erect, scrutinizes the four points of the compass, and resolutely makes his way into the thicket.
Robert M. Sapolsky (1957) American endocrinologist
Emperor Has No Clothes Award acceptance speech (2003)
Context: Orthodox Judaism has this amazing set of rules: everyday there's a bunch of strictures of things you're supposed to do, a bunch you're not supposed to do, and the number you're supposed to do is the same number as the number of bones in the body. The number that you're not supposed to do is the same number as the number of days in the year. The amazing thing is, nobody knows what the rules are! Talmudic rabbis have been scratching each others' eyes out for centuries arguing over which rules go into the 613. The numbers are more important than the content. It is sheer numerology.
Mohamed ElBaradei (1942) Egyptian law scholar and diplomat, former Director General of the International Atomic Energy Agency, and Nobel …
Nobel lecture (2005)
Context: What is more important is that these are not separate or distinct threats. When we scratch the surface, we find them closely connected and interrelated.
We are 1,000 people here today in this august hall. Imagine for a moment that we represent the world's population. These 200 people on my left would be the wealthy of the world, who consume 80 per cent of the available resources. And these 400 people on my right would be living on an income of less than $2 per day.
This underprivileged group of people on my right is no less intelligent or less worthy than their fellow human beings on the other side of the aisle. They were simply born into this fate.
In the real world, this imbalance in living conditions inevitably leads to inequality of opportunity, and in many cases loss of hope. And what is worse, all too often the plight of the poor is compounded by and results in human rights abuses, a lack of good governance, and a deep sense of injustice. This combination naturally creates a most fertile breeding ground for civil wars, organized crime, and extremism in its different forms.
In regions where conflicts have been left to fester for decades, countries continue to look for ways to offset their insecurities or project their 'power'. In some cases, they may be tempted to seek their own weapons of mass destruction, like others who have preceded them.
Karl Popper (1902–1994) Austrian-British philosopher of science
As quoted in Popper (1973) by Bryan Magee