“Wisdom is doing now what you are going to be happy with later on”
Joyce Meyer (1943) American author and speaker
“Wisdom is doing now what you are going to be happy with later on”
Joyce Meyer (1943) American author and speaker
“Pull up the shades so I can see New York. I don't want to go home in the dark.”
O. Henry (1862–1910) American short story writer
Last words, quoting a 1907 song by Harry Williams. (5 June 1910) Quoted in O. Henry Biography, ch. 9, Charles Alphonso Smith (1916).
Variant: Turn up the lights — I don't want to go home in the dark.
“If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.”
George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950) Irish playwright
Credited to Shaw in the lead in to the mockumentary C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America (2004) and other recent works, but this or slight variants of it are also sometimes attributed to W. C. Fields, Charlie Chaplin, and Oscar Wilde. It might possibly be derived from Shaw's statement in John Bull's Other Island (1907): "My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world."
Another possibility is that it is derived from Shaw's characteristic of Mark Twain: "He has to put things in such a way as to make people who would otherwise hang him believe he is joking."
Variants:
If you are going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you.
If you're going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you.
Disputed
Terry Tempest Williams (1955) American writer
Source: When Women Were Birds: Fifty-four Variations on Voice
“I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.”
Marlon Brando (1924–2004) American screen and stage actor
“It's what I was born for, isn't it? If I don't go, why am I alive?”
Orson Scott Card book Ender's Game
Source: Ender's Game
“If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you.”
Cassandra Clare book City of Ashes
Isabelle to Alec, pg. 329
Variant: If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think ur kewl,' I'm going to kill you.
Source: The Mortal Instruments, City of Ashes (2008)
Guy Finley (1949) American self-help writer, philosopher, and spiritual teacher, and former professional songwriter and musician
“If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.”
Jimmy Buffett (1946) American singer–songwriter and businessman
Variant: If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.
Dale Carnegie How to Win Friends and Influence People
Source: How to Win Friends and Influence People
“There's more to getting to where you're going then just knowing there's a road.”
Joan Lowery Nixon (1927–2003) American children's writer and journalist
Source: In The Face of Danger
“Some women have a weakness for shoes… I can go barefoot if necessary. I have a weakness for books.”
Oprah Winfrey (1954) American businesswoman, talk show host, actress, producer, and philanthropist
Brandon Sanderson book Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia
Source: Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia
“Yeah, well, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, then we’d never go hungry. (Syn)”
Sherrilyn Kenyon (1965) Novelist
Source: Born of Fire
“It's a dangerous mission. You could die out there. You could go on forever.”
Tess Gallagher (1943) American writer
John Donne book Elegy XIX: To His Mistress Going to Bed
No. 19, To His Mistress Going to Bed
Elegies
Source: The Complete English Poems
Beatrice Sparks (1917–2012) American writer
Source: Go Ask Alice
“Go tae your hands again…let me give it tae you. Lachlain MacRieve”
Kresley Cole book A Hunger Like No Other
Source: A Hunger Like No Other
Paramahansa Yogananda (1893–1952) Yogi, a guru of Kriya Yoga and founder of Self-Realization Fellowship
“They should be going to sleep, but good company is the enemy of sleep.”
David Levithan (1972) American author and editor
Source: Two Boys Kissing
“My eyelids are my own private cave, he murmured. That I can go to anytime I want.”
Aimee Bender (1969) Novelist, short story writer
Source: The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake
Anthony Bourdain (1956–2018) Chef and food writer
No Reservations - Machu Picchu
Context: It seems that the more places I see and experience, the bigger I realize the world to be. The more I become aware of, the more I realize how relatively little I know of it, how many places I have still to go, how much more there is to learn. Maybe that's enlightenment enough - to know that there is no final resting place of the mind, no moment of smug clarity. Perhaps wisdom, at least for me, means realizing how small I am, and unwise, and how far I have yet to go.
“There's no use going to school unless your final destination is the library.”
Ray Bradbury (1920–2012) American writer
“There are many ways to drown, only the most obvious wave their arms as they're going under.”
Nick Flynn book Another Bullshit Night in Suck City
Source: Another Bullshit Night in Suck City
“Grace is everywhere, like lenses that go unnoticed because you are looking through them.”
Philip Yancey book What's So Amazing About Grace?
Source: What's So Amazing About Grace?
“You can't ever tell what's going to hurt people.”
Evelyn Waugh book A Handful of Dust
Source: A Handful of Dust
Rachel Caine (1962) American writer
Variant: Shane talking to Claire -
"Hang on - Slow down. I'm not going anywhere. You know that, right? You don't have to put out to keep me here. Well, as long as you eventually..."
"Shut up" Claire said.
Source: The Dead Girls' Dance
Anaïs Nin (1903–1977) writer of novels, short stories, and erotica
Source: In Favor of the Sensitive Man and Other Essays
Fannie Flagg book Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe
Source: Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe
“When I grow up, I'm going to be my mother.”
Melina Marchetta (1965) Australian teen writer
Source: Saving Francesca