Quotes about going
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O. Henry photo

“Pull up the shades so I can see New York. I don't want to go home in the dark.”

O. Henry (1862–1910) American short story writer

Last words, quoting a 1907 song by Harry Williams. (5 June 1910) Quoted in O. Henry Biography, ch. 9, Charles Alphonso Smith (1916).
Variant: Turn up the lights — I don't want to go home in the dark.

Lorrie Moore photo
D.H. Lawrence photo
Douglas Adams photo
James Patterson photo
Robert Greene photo
Melissa de la Cruz photo
Neal Shusterman photo
Sherrilyn Kenyon photo
Charlaine Harris photo
Lev Grossman photo
George Bernard Shaw photo

“If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.”

George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950) Irish playwright

Credited to Shaw in the lead in to the mockumentary C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America (2004) and other recent works, but this or slight variants of it are also sometimes attributed to W. C. Fields, Charlie Chaplin, and Oscar Wilde. It might possibly be derived from Shaw's statement in John Bull's Other Island (1907): "My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world."
Another possibility is that it is derived from Shaw's characteristic of Mark Twain: "He has to put things in such a way as to make people who would otherwise hang him believe he is joking."
Variants:
If you are going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you.
If you're going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you.
Disputed

Paulo Coelho photo
Marlon Brando photo

“I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.”

Marlon Brando (1924–2004) American screen and stage actor
Cassandra Clare photo

“If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think u r kewl,' I'm going to kill you.”

Isabelle to Alec, pg. 329
Variant: If you're texting Magnus to say 'I think ur kewl,' I'm going to kill you.
Source: The Mortal Instruments, City of Ashes (2008)

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Jimmy Buffett photo

“If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.”

Jimmy Buffett (1946) American singer–songwriter and businessman

Variant: If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.

Nikos Kazantzakis photo

“There's more to getting to where you're going then just knowing there's a road.”

Joan Lowery Nixon (1927–2003) American children's writer and journalist

Source: In The Face of Danger

Oprah Winfrey photo
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Haruki Murakami photo
Nick Hornby photo
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Jim Butcher photo
Walter Isaacson photo
Sherrilyn Kenyon photo

“Yeah, well, if ifs and buts were candy and nuts, then we’d never go hungry. (Syn)”

Sherrilyn Kenyon (1965) Novelist

Source: Born of Fire

Cinda Williams Chima photo
Robin Hobb photo
Suzanne Collins photo
John Donne photo
Joseph Delaney photo
Tess Gerritsen photo

“You don't have to die to go to hell.”

Source: The Sinner

Douglas Adams photo
Jack Kerouac photo
Helen Fielding photo
Brandon Sanderson photo
Charles Bukowski photo
Paramahansa Yogananda photo
Margaret Mitchell photo
Charlaine Harris photo
David Levithan photo

“They should be going to sleep, but good company is the enemy of sleep.”

David Levithan (1972) American author and editor

Source: Two Boys Kissing

Holly Black photo

“My eyelids are my own private cave, he murmured. That I can go to anytime I want.”

Aimee Bender (1969) Novelist, short story writer

Source: The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake

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Anthony Bourdain photo

“Maybe that’s enlightenment enough: to know that there is no final resting place of the mind; no moment of smug clarity. Perhaps wisdom… is realizing how small I am, and unwise, and how far I have yet to go. -Anthony Bourdain”

Anthony Bourdain (1956–2018) Chef and food writer

No Reservations - Machu Picchu
Context: It seems that the more places I see and experience, the bigger I realize the world to be. The more I become aware of, the more I realize how relatively little I know of it, how many places I have still to go, how much more there is to learn. Maybe that's enlightenment enough - to know that there is no final resting place of the mind, no moment of smug clarity. Perhaps wisdom, at least for me, means realizing how small I am, and unwise, and how far I have yet to go.

J. Sheridan Le Fanu photo
Nick Flynn photo
Tsunetomo Yamamoto photo
Philip Yancey photo
Joni Mitchell photo
Charles Bukowski photo
Diane Duane photo
Toni Morrison photo
Jasmine Guy photo
Zelda Fitzgerald photo
Meg Cabot photo
David Sedaris photo
Rachel Caine photo

“Hang on - Slow down. I'm not going anywhere. You know that, right? You don't have to put out to keep me here. Well, as long as you eventually…" Shane said.

"Shut up" Claire said.”

Rachel Caine (1962) American writer

Variant: Shane talking to Claire -

"Hang on - Slow down. I'm not going anywhere. You know that, right? You don't have to put out to keep me here. Well, as long as you eventually..."
"Shut up" Claire said.
Source: The Dead Girls' Dance

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Rick Riordan photo
Anaïs Nin photo

“We do not escape into philosophy, psychology, and art--we go there to restore our shattered selves into whole ones.”

Anaïs Nin (1903–1977) writer of novels, short stories, and erotica

Source: In Favor of the Sensitive Man and Other Essays

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Nicholas Sparks photo
Cassandra Clare photo
Lauren Weisberger photo
Jonathan Safran Foer photo
Cassandra Clare photo
Nicholas Sparks photo
Rick Riordan photo
Fannie Flagg photo
Maureen Johnson photo

“When I grow up, I'm going to be my mother.”

Melina Marchetta (1965) Australian teen writer

Source: Saving Francesca

Robert Frost photo
Bernhard Schlink photo
Philip Larkin photo
Rachel Caine photo
Haruki Murakami photo
Robin Hobb photo
Charlaine Harris photo