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Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia

Name: Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia
Author: Brandon Sanderson

Alcatraz Versus the Knights of Crystallia is a juvenile fiction novel by Brandon Sanderson, published in October 2009 by Scholastic Press. It is the third book in the Alcatraz Series following Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians in 2007 and Alcatraz Versus the Scrivener's Bones in 2008.

“You want to be a better person? Go listen to someone you disagree with. don't argue with them just. It's remarkable what interesting things people will say if you take the time to not be a jerk.”

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“I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.”

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“Yes, Bastille. I keep trying to get killed because it's inconvenient for you.”

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“It's actually a rather romantic and dramatic story --- one I would eagerly tell you, except for the fact that I recently forgot it, based on it being far too long and having not enough decapitations.”

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