Quotes about fuck
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“I would imagine that the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is… fucking… clean.”

Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian

Do You Believe in Gosh?

“If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up.”

Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian

Strategic Grill Locations

Catharine A. MacKinnon photo
Eric Garcetti photo

“There are two rules in politics. They say never ever be pictured with a drink in your hand, and never swear. But this is a big fucking day. Way to go, guys.”

Eric Garcetti (1971) American politician

quoted by Josh Feldmen of Mediaite https://www.mediaite.com/tv/this-is-a-big-fcking-day-l-a-mayor-proudly-drops-f-bomb/ (June 16, 2014)
2014, Los Angeles Kings Stanley Cup celebration

Gaurav Sharma (author) photo
Mark Hunt photo

“All right you fucks, shut up! We got a call to order!”

Mike Murphy (political consultant) (1962) American political consultant

As quoted in "Debriefing Mike Murphy" https://www.weeklystandard.com/matt-labash/debriefing-mike-murphy (18 March 2016), by Matt Labash, The Weekly Standard
2010s

DJ Paul photo
Laurie Penny photo
ASAP Rocky photo

“You gotta go do research on the way they treat like fucking chickens, man. Those chickens go through fucking torture before they’re processed and shit, have all sorts of fucking steroids injected in them and everything.”

ASAP Rocky (1988) American rapper, singer record producer and music video director from New York

Interview with Rap Industry Fan Fiction; quoted in “Five Things You Probably Didn't Catch About A$AP Rocky – 3. A$AP is a Vegetarian”, in Vibe (23 February 2012) https://www.vibe.com/2012/02/five-things-you-probably-didnt-catch-about-aap-rocky/screenshot20120223at3-01-18pm/.

David Rakoff photo
Zbigniew Stonoga photo

“I think that this stupid Polish society, this fucking bunch of imbeciles who voted for these whores cockroaches from PiS is some fucking misunderstanding!”

Zbigniew Stonoga (1974) Polish businessman, video blogger, social and political activist

On YouTube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n--mf4fGfkg, about the results of the parliamentary elections in October 2015 in Poland.

Alastair Reynolds photo

“All right, Marius—I get the message. In fact I intercepted it, parsed it, filtered it, decrypted it with the appropriate onetime pad and wrote a fucking two-hundred-page report on it. Satisfied?”

Alastair Reynolds (1966) British novelist and astronomer

“I’m never satisfied, Mishenka. It just isn’t in my nature.”
A Spy in Europa (pp. 104-105)
Short fiction, Galactic North (2006)

“Life is not just a fuck-fuck-Anne! (на бълграски: чук-чук-Анне)Sex is a product that sells. Point.”

Mimo Garcia (1998) Bulgarian director and actor

- Mimo Garcia in his blog on 14/05/2015

Maggie Stiefvater photo

“I am being perfectly fucking civil.”

Maggie Stiefvater (1981) American writer

Ronan
The Raven Cycle Series, The Dream Thieves (2013)

Frances Bean Cobain photo

“I wish there was an on & off switch for my brain. I think too fucking much.”

Frances Bean Cobain (1992) American artist

22 April 2014 https://twitter.com/alka_seltzer666/status/458559591698014208
Twitter https://twitter.com/alka_seltzer666 posts

Krist Novoselic photo

“America is a fucking police state.”

Krist Novoselic (1965) Croatian-American rock musician

As quoted in New Musical Express (12 November 1991)<sup> http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/nme-meets-nirvana-in-1991-archive-feature</sup>

Jürgen Klinsmann photo

“One minute? Where the fuck does one minute come from?”

Jürgen Klinsmann (1964) German footballer and manager

Belgium v. United States https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDiUIvLAHWg&feature=youtu.be (1 July 2014), 2014 FIFA World Cup, Brazil
2010s, 2014

Daniel Lyons photo

“Jon Ive is off the fucking rails and the only person who could rein him in is no longer among the living. … no way would Steve have ever been so vulgar as to be driven around by a chauffeur in a Bentley, like a modern-day pharaoh. … Jon Ive is 47 years old, secretly running Apple, and dangerously out of control.”

Daniel Lyons (1960) American writer

Apple Design Boss Jon Ive Gets Chauffeured To Work In A Bentley http://valleywag.gawker.com/apple-design-boss-jon-ive-gets-chauffeured-to-work-in-a-1686287300 in ValleyWag (17 February 2015)

Michael Grimm photo

“Everybody get up against the fucking wall. The FBI is in control. All the white people get out of here.”

Michael Grimm (1970) American politician

In New York City, New York (July 1999). As quoted in "Congressman Grimm and the Nightclub" http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/newsdesk/2011/04/congressman-michael-grimm-at-the-caribbean-tropics.html (29 April 2011), The New Yorker, by Evan Ratliff.
1990s

Richard K. Morgan photo

“The personal, as everyone’s so fucking fond of saying, is political. So if some idiot politician, some power player, tries to execute policies that harm you or those you care about, take it personally. Get angry. The Machinery of Justice will not serve you here—it is slow and cold, and it is theirs, hardware and soft-. Only the little people suffer at the hands of Justice; the creatures of power slide out from under with a wink and a grin. If you want justice, you will have to claw it from them. Make it personal. Do as much damage as you can. Get your message across. That way you stand a far better chance of being taken seriously next time. Of being considered dangerous. And make no mistake about this: being taken seriously, being considered dangerous, marks the difference—the only difference in their eyes—between players and little people. Players they will make deals with. Little people they liquidate. And time and again they cream your liquidation, your displacement, your torture and brutal execution with the ultimate insult that it’s just business, it’s politics, it’s the way of the world, it’s a tough life, and that it’s nothing personal. Well, fuck them. Make it personal.”

Source: Altered Carbon (2002), Chapter 15 (pp. 184-185, quoting the fictional work Things I Should Have Learned by Now, Volume II, written by story character Quellcrist Falconer)

Pat Cadigan photo

“If you can’t fuck it, and it doesn’t dance, eat it or throw it away.”

Source: Synners (1991), Chapter 29 (p. 334; catch phrase repeated several times in the book)

Seth MacFarlane photo
Josh Homme photo

“I THINK OF INTERSCOPE AND ALL THESE LABELS AS THE BIGGEST FUCKING IDIOTS ON THE PLANET. And print that in capitals, because they can’t do anything to me.”

Josh Homme (1973) American musician

Reported in Jay Babcock, " JOSHUA HOMME: People say &#91;record&#93; labels are evil. No, they’re just lame. http://www.arthurmag.com/2007/12/04/josh-homme-people-say-labels-are-evil-no-theyre-just-lame/", Arthur Magazine (December 4, 2007).

Alexander Stubb photo

“Fuck what shit, could not interest less.”

Alexander Stubb (1968) Finnish politician

Alexander Stubb in Nordic Council meeting in 2008
Source: Koskinen, Mika: Soini: "Katainen, otatko tästä vastuun?" http://www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000000446818.html0 7.11.2008. Ilta-Sanomat

“Fucking, if you will forgive the pun, is an anti-climax.”

Joanna Russ (1937–2011) American author

Part 7, Chapter 2 (p. 139)
Fiction, The Female Man (1975)

Johannes Grenzfurthner photo

“Oh, Tolkien, that miserable Catholic. He even hated refrigerators. A technophobic academic who probable would have fucked Ireland, if Ireland were fuckable.”

Johannes Grenzfurthner (1975) Austrian artist, writer, curator, and theatre and film director

via Boing Boing http://boingboing.net/2016/04/14/the-story-of-traceroute-about.html

Arthur Uther Pendragon photo

“Lead, follow, or get out of the fucking way.”

Arthur Uther Pendragon (1954) British activist

His motto for dealing with authority, as quoted in Sunrise Festival Interview "David Shayler, King Arthur Pendragon and Kev the Poet at Sunrise 2008" by K Penton, on Radio 4a (2008)

“No fucking wolves in the house!”

Dana Stabenow (1952) American writer

A Cold Day for Murder

China Miéville photo
Adam Goldstein photo

“In complete shock. I really want to use words right now but I can’t get em. Fuck. We’re supposed to lose our friends to time, at an age when we’re ready to agree to the terms of having lived a long life. Not now.”

Adam Goldstein (1973–2009) American DJ

John Mayer, musician Celebrity reactions to Adam Goldstein's death http://earsucker.com/2009/08/28/celebrity-reactions-to-adam-goldsteins-death/

Drake photo
Joey Comeau photo

“You say catastrophe, I say, fuck yes.”

Joey Comeau (1980) writer

A Softer World

Louis C.K. photo
Louis C.K. photo

“I’m a vulgar, fucked-up degenerate comedian who did drugs. And I’m connecting with Christian mothers and fathers. I love that. That means so much to me.”

Louis C.K. (1967) American comedian and actor

http://www.dead-frog.com/blog/entry/interview_louis_ck_creator_of_the_sitcom_lucky_louie/

Louis C.K. photo

“Drugs are so fucking good that they’ll ruin your life.”

Louis C.K. (1967) American comedian and actor

Live at the Beacon Theater https://buy.louisck.net/purchase/live-at-the-beacon-theater

Ben Croshaw photo

“Piss poo dangly shit arse fuck wee…. Fuck cunt willy willy wank piss mung.”

Ben Croshaw (1983) English video game journalist

26 November 2004
Fully Ramblomatic

Nicole Richie photo

“My plan was not to be a celebrity. My plan was to be a singer and an entertainer. I wanted to go to NYU, major in musical theater, do Broadway, and come out with an album. Unfortunately, I started fucking up when I was in my teens.”

Nicole Richie (1981) American television personality, musician, actress, and author

Source: [Harper's Bazaar, Partners In Crime, Harper'sBazaar, 2008, http://www.harpersbazaar.com/magazine/cover/paris-nicole-feature-0607, html, 2008-03-06]

Nicole Richie photo
St. Vincent (musician) photo

“Bodies like wrecking balls fuck, fuck with dynamite.”

St. Vincent (musician) (1982) American singer-songwriter

"The Sequel"
Actor (2009)

Anthony Bourdain photo
Trinny Woodall photo
Harvey Fierstein photo
Slash (musician) photo
Ken MacLeod photo

“Hey, this is Europe. We took it from nobody; we won it from the bare soil that the ice left. The bones of our ancestors, and the stones of their works, are everywhere. Our liberties were won in wars and revolutions so terrible that we do not fear our governors: they fear us. Our children giggle and eat ice-cream in the palaces of past rulers. We snap our fingers at kings. We laugh at popes. When we have built up tyrants, we have brought them down. And we have nuclear *fucking* weapons.”

Ken MacLeod (1954) Scottish science fiction writer

USENET posting to rec.sf.arts.fandom http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.sf.fandom/browse_frm/thread/303b0da0ab25aee/b12adceacd343279 28 September 2000, in the discussion of Robert A. Heinlein's quote "The cowards never started and the weaklings died on the way." (Expanded Universe, How to be a Survivor in the Atomic Age)
Other sources

James Frey photo
Thomas M. Disch photo
Joe Trohman photo

“I thought this was a candy dispenser! Fucking candy!”

Joe Trohman (1984) American musician

My Heart Will Always Be The B-Side To My Tongue (2004), Honda Civic Tour (2007)

Guillermo del Toro photo

“Success is fucking up on your own terms.”

Guillermo del Toro (1964) Mexican film director

Portland Mercury Q&A http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2010/09/30/a-few-notes-on-guillermo-del-toros-qanda

Tracey Ullman photo

“Working with the same people week after week brings out inspiration. You have to have an open discussion or you end up with actors saying fuck you to the writers and writers saying fuck you to the actors.”

Tracey Ullman (1959) English-born actress, comedian, singer, dancer, screenwriter, producer, director, author and businesswoman

"Tracking Tracey" http://www.dareland.com/emulsionalproblems/ullman.htm (Interview, January 1989)

Uwe Boll photo
José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero photo

“As such, we have signed an agreement to stimulate, to favour, to fuck…to help this type of tourism.”

José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero (1960) Former Prime Minister of Spain

A slip of the tongue for Zapatero at a joint press conference with Dmitri Medvedev, saying 'follar', to fuck, instead of 'apoyar', to help.
As President, 2008
Source: 20 Minutos: El lapsus de Zapatero: "Un acuerdo para estimular, para favorecer, 'para follar'..." http://www.20minutos.es/noticia/454254/0/lapsus/zapatero/follar/

Stella Vine photo

“The art world is really exactly the same as the sex industry: you have to be completely on guard, you will get shafted, fucked over left, right and centre. And you will also meet charming, wonderful people like a rainbow at the end of the day.”

Stella Vine (1969) English artist

Source: David Smith, "Art? It's like the sex trade", http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,1759321,00.html The Observer, (2006-04-23) : On the art world.

Damien Hirst photo

“I started taking cocaine and drink … I turned into a babbling fucking wreck.”

Damien Hirst (1965) artist

On the Way to Work, Faber and Faber, 2001.

Iain Banks photo
Laura Antoniou photo
Chetan Bhagat photo
Lee Evans photo

“Luv can we off off, not off off but fuck off.”

Lee Evans (1964) English stand-up comedian and actor

Big Live at the O2 (2008)

Kathy Griffin photo
Doug Stanhope photo
Doug Stanhope photo

“You were born free, you got fucked out of half of it and you wave a flag celebrating it.”

Doug Stanhope (1967) American stand-up comedian, actor, and author

Deadbeat Hero (2004)

Dov Charney photo

“I can’t wear any brand on my body - I just freak out. I mean, if I’m with a girl who’s wearing a Christian Dior necklace, I can’t even fuck her. And then there are those girls - like every girl I seem to find - who has one those Louis Vuitton bags. C’mon, it’s fucking false tribalism.”

Dov Charney (1969) Canadian-born U.S. based fashion designer/businessman

Spunt, Alexandra (2003). "Mr. No Logo" http://web.archive.org/20030923021858/www.montrealmirror.com/ARCHIVES/2003/082803/style.html MontrealMirror.com (accessed August 7, 2006)

Sam Kinison photo
Sam Kinison photo

“I was MARRIED for TWO FUCKING YEARS! Hell would be like Club Med!”

Sam Kinison (1953–1992) American comedian

HBO Special (1985)

Phil Brooks photo

“Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or I´ll eat your dog!”

Phil Brooks (1978) American professional wrestler and mixed martial artist

Talking to a member of the K-9 unit when pulled over
http://cmpunk.livejournal.com/
Personal

Dan Savage photo

“Despite what Pope Benedict would have us believe, sex without love can be fucking amazing.”

Dan Savage (1964) American sex advice columnist and gay rights campaigner

Disagreeable Advice" http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=29405, Savage Love column, The Stranger, 2 February 2006

Dylan Moran photo
Dylan Moran photo
Dylan Moran photo
Dylan Moran photo
Andrea Dworkin photo
Andrea Dworkin photo
Andrea Dworkin photo
Andrea Dworkin photo
Dane Cook photo

“You told your mother I was gonna blow you up with a fucking pumpkin bomb? What did she say?”

Dane Cook (1972) American actor and comedian

"She. Was. Terrified. She wants me to move home."
Tourgasm (2006)

Dana White photo

“My point is, any of you wanna win this fucking show, move on, take those fucking people out of the equation.”

Dana White (1969) President of the UFC

Dana White, The Ultimate Fighter, Season Nineteen, Episode Six, Fight to Live (2014).

David Cross photo

“If the terrorists hated freedom, the Netherlands would be fucking dust.”

David Cross (1964) American comedian, writer and actor

It's Not Funny

David Cross photo

“So at the CES, there was a guy selling off this porno called Fuck My Dirty Shithole: The Movie.”

David Cross (1964) American comedian, writer and actor

I bet you're thinking exactly what I was thinking … how did they make that book into a movie?
The Pride is Back

David Mamet photo

“A man should BE his job. You are FUCKED at yours.”

Glengarry Glen Ross (1993), Shelley Levene

David Mamet photo
Roman Polanski photo

“If I had killed somebody, it wouldn’t have had so much appeal to the press, you see? But… fucking, you see, and the young girls. Judges want to fuck young girls. Juries want to fuck young girls. Everyone wants to fuck young girls!”

Roman Polanski (1933) Polish-French film director, producer, writer, actor, and rapist

Interview https://books.google.ca/books?id=umhoFsnYri8C with Martin Amis (1979), published in Visiting Mrs Nabokov : And Other Excursions (1993), this was modified to censor the word "fuck" when quoted in "Roman Polanski: 'Everyone else fancies little girls too'" by Michael Deacon http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/michaeldeacon/100011795/roman-polanski-everyone-else-fancies-little-girls-too/

Gillian Anderson photo

“I was a confident fuck-up. I did drugs, and I went to concerts, and I snuck out of the house and I did all that stuff that rebellious teenagers do.”

Gillian Anderson (1968) American-British film, television and theatre actress, activist and writer

The Guardian "Gillian Anderson on therapy, rebellion and 'being weird'" (February 8, 2015)
2010s

Karl Rove photo

“Just get me a fucking faith-based thing. Got it?”

Karl Rove (1950) American political consultant and policy advisor

Rove to then second-in-command of President Bush’s Office on Faith-Based Initiatives David Kuo, as reported in Kuo's book "Tempting Faith" http://thinkprogress.org/2006/10/12/rove-faith-based/

Karl Rove photo

“We will fuck him. Do you hear me? We will fuck him. We will ruin him. Like no one has ever fucked him!”

Karl Rove (1950) American political consultant and policy advisor

Ron Suskind, Esquire, January 2003 http://www.ronsuskind.com/newsite/articles/archives/000032.html

Ron White photo

“I was more fucked-up than Courtney Love at the Pamela Anderson roast!”

Ron White (1956) American comedian

You Can't Fix Stupid

Jack White photo

“Is this some kind of fucking radio promotion? What the fuck is this? Let me just say that if whatever said radio station tries to blacklist us for my comments about their balloons, I would like them to know I want a written apology tomorrow for interrupting my song.”

Jack White (1975) American musician and record producer

AT The Greek Theatre in Berkeley, California after some balloons bearing a radio station's logo floated on stage.
Chonin, Neva (2005). "White Stripes huge but not bloated" http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2005/08/15/DDGTAE7B261.DTL&type=music SFGate.com (accessed June 19, 2007)
2010

James Carville photo

“Elections are about fucking your enemies. Winning is about fucking your friends.”

James Carville (1944) political writer, consultant and United States Marine

James Carville – 1992, As quoted by Hunter S. Thompson, Better Than Sex, p. 189

Andrew Dice Clay photo