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Ron White

Birthdate: 18. December 1956

Ronald Dee White is an American stand-up comedian, actor and author, best known as a charter member of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. Nicknamed "Tater Salad", he is the author of the book I Had the Right to Remain Silent But I Didn't Have the Ability, which appeared on the New York Times best seller list. Wikipedia

„When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!“

—  Ron White

They Call Me Tater Salad
Variant: I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Source: I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability

„You can't fix stupid!“

—  Ron White

Source: I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability

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