Frankie Boyle (1972) Scottish comedian
Stand-up, The Last Days of Sodom (2012)
22 April 2014 https://twitter.com/alka_seltzer666/status/458559591698014208 <br class="br"> Twitter https://twitter.com/alka_seltzer666 posts
Frankie Boyle (1972) Scottish comedian
Stand-up, The Last Days of Sodom (2012)
“I have too much brain for my head. It cannot play comfortably in its box.”
Joseph Joubert (1754–1824) French moralist and essayist
“I think everyone should go on my diet. It's called the Fuck It Diet.”
Margaret Cho (1968) American stand-up comedian
Basically what it is, is if I want to eat something but it has a lot of fat or carbs, I just take a moment, and I go within, and I say "Fuck it" and I eat it. You have to do it 6 times a day. It works really well with the Fuck That Shit Exercise Program.
From Her Tours and CDs, Revolution Tour
“And that’s why I don’t like putting on-off switches on Apple devices.”
Steve Jobs (1955–2011) American entrepreneur and co-founder of Apple Inc.
Quoted by his biographer, Walter Isaacson http://www.zdnet.com/blog/btl/steve-jobs-in-the-end-he-didnt-like-the-off-switch/61586?tag=nl.e589 <br class="br">2010s <br class="br">Context: Sometimes I believe in God, sometimes I don’t. I think it’s 50-50 maybe. But ever since I’ve had cancer, I’ve been thinking about it more. And I find myself believing a bit more. I kind of – maybe it’s ’cause I want to believe in an afterlife. That when you die, it doesn’t just all disappear. The wisdom you’ve accumulated. Somehow it lives on, but sometimes I think it’s just like an on-off switch. Click and you’re gone. And that’s why I don’t like putting on-off switches on Apple devices.
“My idea of Comic Relief is switching Victoria Wood off.”
Jerry Sadowitz (1961) Scottish comedian
The Pall-Bearer's Revue (1992)