“A professional
is one who believes he has
invented breathing.”
Peter Porter (1929–2010) British poet
"Japanese Jokes", p. 62.
The Last of England (1970)
“A professional
is one who believes he has
invented breathing.”
Peter Porter (1929–2010) British poet
"Japanese Jokes", p. 62.
The Last of England (1970)
John Dalberg-Acton, 1st Baron Acton (1834–1902) British politician and historian
Letter (4 November 1866) http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig3/acton-lee.html to Robert E. Lee
Alice A. Bailey (1880–1949) esoteric, theosophist, writer
Source: The Unfinished Autobiography (1951), Chapter V - Part 2
Pete Doherty (1979) English musician, writer, actor, poet and artist
2004, The Socialist Review; on what the Love Music, Hate Racism campaign could achieve today
Music and politics
David Lynch (1946) American filmmaker, television director, visual artist, musician and occasional actor
That was my one sentence. And so I have improved. <br class="br"> GreenCine interview (16 November 2005) http://www.greencine.com/article?action=view&articleID=254
Jerome David Salinger book Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction
Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters and Seymour: An Introduction (1963), Seymour: An Introduction (1959)
Warren Buffett (1930) American business magnate, investor, and philanthropist
1993 Chairman's Letter http://www.berkshirehathaway.com/letters/1993.html <br class="br">Letters to Shareholders (1957 - 2012)
Ba Jin (1904–2005) Chinese novelist
With such downhearted feelings he entered the ward to see his patients.
A Battle For Life (July 1958)
Klaus Kinski (1926–1991) German actor
On his daughter, Nastassja. p. 286
Kinski Uncut : The Autobiography of Klaus Kinski (1996)
Melanie Joy book Why We Love Dogs, Eat Pigs, and Wear Cows
Source: Why We Love Dogs, Eat Pigs, and Wear Cows (2010), p. 113
Joseph Strutt (1749–1802) British engraver, artist, antiquary and writer
pg. 277
The Sports and Pastimes of the People of England (1801), Public entertainment
Ellsworth Kelly (1923–2015) American painter, sculptor, and printmaker
Source: 1969 - 1980, In: "Ellsworth Kelly: Works on Paper," 1987, p. unknown : 'Notes from 1969'
Anastasia Ashley (1987) American surfer and model
"Anastasia Ashley: Too Beautiful", interview with peta2 (19 January 2012) https://www.peta2.com/news/anastasia-ashley-too-beautiful/.
Jorge Luis Borges (1899–1986) Argentine short-story writer, essayist, poet and translator, and a key figure in Spanish language literature
"The Duel", in Brodie's Report (1970); tr. Andrew Hurley, Collected Fictions (1998)
Thomas Pynchon book V.
Source: V. (1963), Chapter Two, Part I, Schoenmaker
Douglas Reeman (1924–2017) British author
A Tradition of Victory, Cap 11 "So Little Time"
George William Curtis (1824–1892) American writer
1850s, The Present Aspect of the Slavery Question (1859)
Fulton J. Sheen (1895–1979) Catholic bishop and television presenter
Source: Peace of Soul (1949), Ch. 6, p. 116
Ann Coulter (1961) author, political commentator
"What happened to your queer party-friends?" (22 January 2004) http://townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/2004/01/22/what_happened_to_your_queer_party-friends/page/full/ also in How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must), p. 49. <br class="br">2004
Johann Gottlieb Fichte (1762–1814) German philosopher
Johann Fichte Letter to Johanna Rahn from Johann Gottlieb Fichte's popular works: Memoir and The Nature of the Scholar<!--pp. 14-15--> https://archive.org/stream/johanngottlieb00fichuoft#page/14/mode/1up
Harry V. Jaffa (1918–2015) American historian and collegiate professor
2000s, The Central Idea (2006)
Richard Cobden (1804–1865) English manufacturer and Radical and Liberal statesman
Speech http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/commons/1848/jul/06/national-representation-adjourned-debate in the House of Commons (6 July 1848) in favour of a Reform Bill that would have extended the vote to middle class men. <br class="br">1840s
“We believe that nothing worthy of our worship would want our worship.”
Sheri S. Tepper (1929–2016) American fiction writer
Source: Gibbon's Decline & Fall (1996), Chapter 18 (p. 401)
Robert Ley (1890–1945) Nazi politician
Speech given on November 3, 1936. Quoted in Wir alle helfen dem Führer "Schicksal — ich glaube!" (Munich: Zentralverlag der NSDAP, 1937), pages 103-114
John Maddox (1925–2009) Welsh chemist, physicist, journalist and editor
Introduction of [What remains to be discovered: mapping the secrets of the universe, the origins of life, and the future of the human race, Martin Kessler Books, 1998, 068482292X, 1]
Chester Bowles (1901–1986) American politician
Chester Bowles, "The Azores," White House Memorandum to President John F. Kennedy, Washington, DC, June 4, 1962. Quoted in Alexander Cooley and Hendrik Spruyt, Contracting States: Sovereign Transfers in International Relations, Princeton University Press (2009), pg. 100.
Paul Rudnick book I Shudder
Source: I Shudder (2009), p. 51
George Santayana (1863–1952) 20th-century Spanish-American philosopher associated with Pragmatism
Source: The Life of Reason: The Phases of Human Progress (1905-1906), Vol. V, Reason in Science, Ch. 3 "Mechanism"
William Penn (1644–1718) English real estate entrepreneur, philosopher, early Quaker and founder of the Province of Pennsylvania
542 - 547
Fruits of Solitude (1682), Part I
Bob Woodward (1943) American journalist
Post Reporter's Pulitzer Prize Is Withdrawn; Pulitzer Board Withdraws Post Reporter's Prize (19 April 1981)
André Maurois (1885–1967) French writer
Un Art de Vivre (The Art of Living) (1939), The Art of Growing Old
Lucy Stone (1818–1893) American abolitionist and suffragist
"Disappointment Is the Lot of Women" oration (17 or 18 October 1855) quoted in Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Susan B. Antony, and Mathilda Gage, History of Woman Suffrage, vol. 1 (1881)
William Morley Punshon (1824–1881) English Nonconformist minister
Source: Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), p. 452.
“First we have to believe, and then we believe.”
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742–1799) German scientist, satirist
K 55
Aphorisms (1765-1799), Notebook K (1789-1793)
“the meaning of kindness is hard to define, words you believe to be nice could be hurt to others”
Ritsuko Okazaki (1959–2004) Japanese singer
A Happy Life, Rain or Shine
Lyrics
Zygmunt Bauman (1925–2017) Polish philosopher and sociologist
Quoted in Ziggy Stardust https://newhumanist.org.uk/articles/703/ziggy-stardust, 2007
Meles Zenawi (1955–2012) Ethiopian politician; Prime Minister of Ethiopia
On the border dispute with Eritrea, as quoted in "Troop massing designed to send message to Eritrea- Ethiopian PM". Sudan Tribune. 19 March 2005.
Douglas MacArthur (1880–1964) U.S. Army general of the army, field marshal of the Army of the Philippines
Source: Reminiscences (1964), p. 418
Donald J. Trump (1946) 45th President of the United States of America
Source: 2000s, Lines marking the introduction of Trump Steaks by The Sharper Image (2007)
R. Madhavan (1970) Indian actor
Interview, "Sify Movies", 30 Aug 2005 http://www.sify.com/movies/bollywood/interview.php?id=13928252&cid=2398
L. Frank Baum (1856–1919) Children's writer, editor, journalist, screenwriter
Letter to "Music and the Drama", The Chicago Record-Herald (3 February 1903)
Letters and essays
Victor Villaseñor (1940) American writer
“Yes,” said the other one. “I agree with you; you’re right,” said the first one. “This is the ugliest cadet in the school!”
Crazy Loco Love: A Memoir (2008)
David Duke (1950) American White nationalist, white supremacist, writer, right-wing politician, and a former Republican Louisiana …
Podcast on The Israeli Invasion and Bombing of Lebanon (10 August 2006) http://www.davidduke.com/mp3/dukeradio060810.mp3
“True believers aren’t real receptive to the idea that what they’re telling you is just mythology.”
Kage Baker book Sky Coyote
Source: Sky Coyote (1999), Chapter 29 (p. 251)
S.M. Stirling (1953) Canadian-American author, primarily of speculative fiction
Usenet group rec.arts.sf.written (7 July 2000) http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.sf.written/msg/19970c9f41512518
Calvin Coolidge (1872–1933) American politician, 30th president of the United States (in office from 1923 to 1929)
1920s, Whose Country Is This? (1921)
Phil Brooks (1978) American professional wrestler and mixed martial artist
Interrupting Jeff Hardy's promo from the top of a ladder. August 21, 2009.
Friday Night SmackDown
“I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.”
Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884–1980) American writer and prominent socialite
As quoted in Alice, The Life and Times of Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1979) by Howard Teichmann, p. 237.
Detlef Dürr (1951) German mathematician and physicist
Daniel Bedingham, Detlef Dürr, GianCarlo Ghirardi, Sheldon Goldstein, Roderich Tumulka, Nino Zanghì, "Matter Density and Relativistic Models of Wave Function Collapse", J Stat Phys (2014) 154:623–631
Herbert Spencer (1820–1903) English philosopher, biologist, sociologist, and prominent classical liberal political theorist
The Development Hypothesis (1852)
Richard Rodríguez (1944) American journalist and essayist
Hunger of Memory: The Education of Richard Rodriguez (1982)
Diane Sawyer (1945) American journalist
Attributed to Diane Sawyer in: R.J. Ackerman (1995) Before It's Too Late. p. 95
“For malice will with joy the lie receive,
Report, and what it wishes true, believe.”
Thomas Yalden (1670–1736) English poet
The Second Book of Ovid's Art of Love, lines 706–707.
Mikhail Gorbachev (1931) General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union
Nobel Address (1991)
Common (rapper) (1972) American rapper, actor and author from Illinois
"G.O.D. (Gaining One's Definition)" (Track 7)
Albums, One Day It'll All Make Sense (1997)
Ehud Barak (1942) Israeli politician and prime minister
Speech at UC Berkeley http://www.jewishsf.com/content/2-0-/module/displaystory/story_id/19324/edition_id/391/format/html/displaystory.html, November 22, 2002
Wilfrid Sheed (1930–2011) English-American novelist and essayist
"Miss Jean Stafford," p. 71
Essays in Disguise (1990)
“I believe that all taxes are bad.”
Stephen Harper (1959) 22nd Prime Minister of Canada
CTV.ca news, December 1, 2005, "Tory tax cut promise dominates campaign".
2005
Randall Jarrell (1914–1965) poet, critic, novelist, essayist
“An Unread Book”, p. 50
The Third Book of Criticism (1969)
“Everyone always believes everything nasty of everyone else, and especially if it's a lie.”
Halldór Laxness (1902–1998) Icelandic author
Vegmey Hansdóttir
Heimsljós (World Light) (1940), Book Two: The Palace of the Summerland
Jeffrey Tucker (1963) American writer
Source: Conspiracies and How to Defeat Them, lfb.org, 2016-05-30 http://lfb.org/conspiracies-and-how-to-defeat-them/,
Graham Greene (1904–1991) English writer, playwright and literary critic
"The Hint of an Explanation" (1948), Twenty-One Stories, 1954
Short Stories
André Breton (1896–1966) French writer
Breton's quote refers to the start of the term Surrealism, together with Philippe Soupault
Le Manifeste du Surréalisme, Andre Breton (Manifesto of Surrealism; 1924)
Epeli Ganilau (1951) Fijian politician
Remarks made at the launch of the Navua branch of the NAP, 4 June 2005
Sidney Lee (1859–1926) English biographer and critic
"The Impersonal Aspect of Shakespeare's Art" (English Association Leaflet, 13, July 1909)
Rufus Wainwright (1973) American-Canadian singer-songwriter and composer
April Fool's
Song lyrics, Rufus Wainwright (1998)
Bonar Law (1858–1923) Former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom
i.e. the Irish Nationalist Party <br class="br"> Speech http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/commons/1913/jan/01/clause-1-establishment-of-irish in the House of Commons (1 January 1913) rejecting the Home Rule Bill
Aron Ra (1962) Aron Ra is an atheist activist and the host of the Ra-Men Podcast
"Jesus never existed" http://www.patheos.com/blogs/reasonadvocates/2015/11/03/jesus-never-existed/, Patheos (November 3, 2015) <br class="br">Patheos
Arthur Seyss-Inquart (1892–1946) austrian chancellor and politician, convicted of crimes against humanity in Nuremberg Trials and sentenced …
Last words, 10/16/46. Quoted in "Justice at Nuremberg" - Page 506 - by Robert E. Conot - History - 1984
Michael Moore (1954) American filmmaker, author, social critic, and liberal activist
Responding to criticism over his purchase of a million-dollar home, as quoted in the Arcata Eye (3 March 2002); and in "Moore Lies, Moore Fun at Stanford" by Joe Fairbanks in the Stanford Review (17 April 2002) http://www.stanfordreview.org/Archive/Volume_XXVIII/Issue_4/Opinion/opinion2.shtml <br class="br">2002
Richard Feynman book The Meaning of It All
lecture II: "The Uncertainty of Values"
The Meaning of It All (1999)