Craig Ferguson (1962) Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, producer and voice a…
Source: American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
Craig Ferguson (1962) Scottish-born American television host, stand-up comedian, writer, actor, director, author, producer and voice a…
Source: American on Purpose: The Improbable Adventures of an Unlikely Patriot
Edward R. Murrow (1908–1965) Television journalist
Variant: Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
Charles Bukowski (1920–1994) American writer
Source: You Get So Alone at Times That it Just Makes Sense
“I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there”
Charles Bukowski (1920–1994) American writer
Robert A. Heinlein (1907–1988) American science fiction author
In a live interview with Walter Cronkite of CBS News, on the day of the first moonwalk (20 July 1969)
Robert A. Heinlein: In Dialogue With His Century, Volume I (1907–1949): Learning Curve (2010)
Roger Zelazny (1937–1995) American speculative fiction writer
Phlogiston interview (1995)
Michael Badnarik (1954) American software engineer
This paternalistic attitude that "the government knows best" and that you are merely a helpless child is insulting and reprehensible. Hitler used the same attitude to persuade the Germans to subjugate themselves to the "Fatherland."
Source: Good to be King (2004)
Roy Bedichek (1878–1959) American writer and naturalist
Adventures with a Texas Naturalist (Austin: University of Texas Press, 2010. Orig. pub. 1947), pp. 101 https://books.google.it/books?id=4WuzlD0hkSgC&pg=PA101-102.
Alex D. Linz (1989) American actor, filmmaker
happen
His attitude to miracles.
Article in Jewishjournal.com November 20, 2003
Michael A. Jackson (1936) British computer scientist
Michael A. Jackson in: K. De Grave (ed.) Formalism & Intuition in Software Development; A conversation with Michael A. Jackson conducted by Edgar G. Daylight and Bas van Vlijmen. 2015
George William Russell (1867–1935) Irish writer, editor, critic, poet, and artistic painter
"For Brian when he is grown up this handful of The Nuts of Knowledge I have gathered on The Secret Streams".
The Nuts of Knowledge (1903)
Julie Newmar (1933) American actress
'Batman' Co-Star Julie Newmar Remembers Adam West: 'He Had It All' http://www.etonline.com/news/219389_batman_star_julie_newmar_remembers_adam_west/ (June 10, 2017)
John Rogers Searle (1932) American philosopher
"Is the Brain’s Mind a Computer Program?", Scientific American (January 1990).
Patrick Buchanan (1938) American politician and commentator
"Why Do They Hate Dixie?" http://www.amconmag.com/article/2003/dec/01/00007/ (December 1, 2003), The American Conservative. <br class="br">2000s
Fali Sam Nariman (1929) Indian politician
On writing about his autobiography.
Fali Sam Nariman: An Interview
Aldo Leopold book A Sand County Almanac
Source: A Sand County Almanac, 1949, "Conservation Esthetic", p. 165.
Maurice Ravel (1875–1937) French composer
Maurice Ravel and unattributed. "Finding Tunes in Factories", Evening Standard, London, 24 February 1932.
Also printed in: Orenstein, Arbie, ed. (1990). A Ravel Reader: Correspondence, Articles, Interviews, p.490-91. New York: Columbia University Press.
Robin Williams (1951–2014) American actor and stand-up comedian
Robin Williams: Live on Broadway (2002)
Arlo Guthrie (1947) American folk singer
Arlo has repeatedly updated this part through the years to help it match modern life more. He has updated to say that if only one person does it, they say the person in question is a certain amount of years too late. He also referenced the Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy during the 40th anniversary recording. He has also started adding the phrase, "And most of them would be too young to know what a movement was." once he says, "Friends they may think it's a movement."
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
Letitia Elizabeth Landon (1802–1838) English poet and novelist
The London Literary Gazette (3rd January 1835) Versions from the German (First Series.) - 'The Lovely Little Flower' — Goethe.
Translations, From the German
Robert Seymour Bridges (1844–1930) British writer
The Clouds Have Left the Sky http://www.flickr.com/photos/gallettas_pics/119997132/. <br class="br">Poetry
Eric Foner (1943) American historian
"Our Lincoln" http://www.ericfoner.com/articles/012609nation.html (26 January 2009), The Nation <br class="br">2000s
Flavia Agnes (1947) Indian activist and lawyer
On Maharashtra government's ban on dancing girls in bars, as quoted in " Razing the Bar http://www.tribuneindia.com/2005/20050430/saturday/main1.htm" The Tribune (30 April 2005)
Robert Oppenheimer (1904–1967) American theoretical physicist and professor of physics
"Crossing" describing memories of New Mexico in Hound and Horn (June 1928)
Winston S. Churchill book The Second World War
Rebuilding the House of Commons, Speech to the House of Commons https://api.parliament.uk/historic-hansard/commons/1945/jan/25/house-of-commons-rebuilding, 25 January 1945. <br class="br">The Second World War (1939–1945)
Simon Singh (1964) British author
Nine Million Bicycles, alternative lyrics. http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,3604,1581445,00.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21iUUe-W8L4
Sandra Bullock (1964) American actress and producer
As quoted in "Calling Her Own Shots" by Karen S. Schneider in People, Vol. 63, No. 13 (4 April 2005) http://www.people.com/people/archive/article/0,,20147269,00.html
Katie Melua (1984) British singer-songwriter
Nine Million Bicycles, alternative lyrics, written by scientist Simon Singh.
[Singh, Simon, Katie Melua's Bad Science, The Guardian, Guardian News and Media Limited, 30 September 2005, http://www.theguardian.com/education/2005/sep/30/highereducation.uk]
[12 or 13.7 billion light years?, 10 January 2007, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21iUUe-W8L4, video]
Lyrics
Fred Astaire (1899–1987) American dancer, singer, actor, choreographer and television presenter
Ginger Rogers in Evans, Harry. "Ginger, Leila, and Fred." Family Circle, May 8, 1936. (M).
Calvin Coolidge (1872–1933) American politician, 30th president of the United States (in office from 1923 to 1929)
1920s, Whose Country Is This? (1921)
C. V. Raman (1888–1970) Indian physicist
Chandrasekhara Venkata Raman:A Legend of Modern Indian Science, 22 November 2013, Official Government of India's website Vigyan Prasar http://www.vigyanprasar.gov.in/scientists/cvraman/raman1.htm,
Anthony C. Ferrante American film director
Interview: ‘Sharknado: The 4th Awakens’ Director Anthony C. Ferrante on ‘Star Wars’ Gags and the Next ‘Sharknado’ Sequel http://www.slashfilm.com/sharknado-director-interview/ (July 29th, 2016)
Carl Andre (1935) American artist
Source: Artists talks 1969 – 1977, p. 27 - quote referring to his close art-friend, American Minimal Art artist Frank Stella
Robin Maugham (1916–1981) British novelist, playwright and travel writer
Incipit
The Wrong People (1971)
Thomas Hardy (1840–1928) English novelist and poet
" The Man He Killed http://www.illyria.com/hardyman.html" (1902), lines 17-20, from Time's Laughingstocks (1909)
Ray Comfort (1949) New Zealand-born Christian minister and evangelist
God doesn't believe in atheists (2002)
Chris Cornell (1964–2017) American singer-songwriter, musician
When asked if there was a lesson to be learned from his friends' deaths caused by substance abuse and if it was not enough to scare everyone ** The Life & Times of Chris Cornell, Rolling Stone Australia, 17 September 2015 https://rollingstoneaus.com/music/post/the-life-and-times-of-chris-cornell/2273, <br class="br">Solo career Era
Miguna Miguna (1962) lawyer, author and columnist
Reply to a Facebook detractor who said "pride goes before a fall", 2016
2016
George Steiner (1929–2020) American writer
Source: Real Presences (1989), III: Presences, Ch. 4 (p. 183).
Willie Nelson (1933) American country music singer-songwriter.
Willie Nelson: 'If We Made Marijuana Legal, We'd Save a Whole Lotta Money and Lives', Michael, Hann, May 17, 2012, May 20, 2012, The Guardian, Guardian News and Media Ltd. http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2012/may/17/30-minutes-with-willie-nelson,
Statement of (3 February 1906) after his win against Marvin Hart, as quoted in a profile of Jack Johnson, at Unforgivable Blackness at PBS (2005) http://www.pbs.org/unforgivableblackness/sparring/rise.html.
Stephen Fry (1957) English comedian, actor, writer, presenter, and activist
From Radio 4's Bookclub http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p00f8l3b <br class="br">2000s
Lewis Black (1948) American stand-up comedian, author, playwright, social critic and actor
Red, White, and Screwed (2006)
Calvin Coolidge (1872–1933) American politician, 30th president of the United States (in office from 1923 to 1929)
1920s, Second State of the Union Address (1924)
Henry Adams (1838–1918) journalist, historian, academic, novelist
The Education of Henry Adams (1907)
Khushwant Singh (1915–2014) Indian novelist and journalist
In Khushwant Singh's editor's page http://books.google.co.in/books?id=sNBOAAAAMAAJ, IBH Pub. Co., 1981, p. 4
Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian
I did not learn my AA-BB-CC's. God-god dammit-dammit.
Mitch All Together (2003)
Joaquin Miller (1837–1913) American judge
The Building of the City Beautiful (1905), Ch. V : How Beautiful!, p. 48.
Recep Tayyip Erdoğan (1954) 12th President of Turkey from 2014
As quoted in Erdogan: "Democracy in the Middle East, PluralIism in Europe: Turkish View" http://www.turkishweekly.net/article/8/erdogan-democracy-in-the-middle-east-pluraliism-in-europe-turkish-view-.html, The Turkish Weekly (October 12, 2004)
John Mortimer (1923–2009) English barrister, dramatist, screenwriter and author
And so the deal was done.
Source: Where There's a Will: Thoughts on the Good Life (2003), Ch. 24 : Giving Money to Beggars
Peter de Noronha (1897–1970) Indian businessman
The Pageant of Life (1964), On Income Tax
Kate Bush (1958) British recording artist; singer, songwriter, musician and record producer
Song lyrics, Never for Ever (1980)
Lewis Black (1948) American stand-up comedian, author, playwright, social critic and actor
Rules of Enragement (2003)
“Karaoke bars are devil worship!”
Meat Loaf (1947) American musician, singer, songwriter, record producer and actor
A chat with Meat Loaf (2006)
Sean Penn (1960) American actor, screenwriter, and film director
Referring to Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez, in an appearance on the HBO show Real time with Bill Maher http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/03/08/sean-penn-wants-reporters-jailed-calling-chavez-dictator/ (March, 2010)
Charles Rosen (1927–2012) American pianist and writer on music
Source: The Frontiers of Meaning: Three Informal Lectures on Music (1994), Ch. 1 : The Frontiers of Nonsense
Frank Loesser (1910–1969) American songwriter
on working in Hollywood
Reported by musician Michael Feinstein, transcript of * Fresh Air Celebrates Frank Loesser's 100th Birthday
http://www.npr.org/2010/06/29/128169934/fresh-air-celebrates-frank-loesser-s-100th-birthday
Fresh Air
http://www.npr.org/programs/fresh-air/
Host: Terry Gross, Guest: Michael Feinstein
NPR
WHYY
Philadelphia
2009-06-29
2:34
http://www.npr.org/templates/transcript/transcript.php?storyId=128169934
Gustav Stresemann (1878–1929) German politician, statesman, and Nobel Peace Prize laureate
Letter to the Chief of the National Liberal Party in Prussia, quoted in W. M. Knight-Patterson, Germany. From Defeat to Conquest 1913-1933 (London: George Allen and Unwin, 1945), p. 208, n. 2
1910s
Luigi Russolo (1885–1947) Electronic music pioneer and Futurist painter
Source: 1910's, The Art of Noise', 1913, p. 8
H. G. Wells book The Invisible Man
Source: The Invisible Man (1897), Chapter 7: The Unveiling of the Stranger
H. Rider Haggard book King Solomon's Mines
Source: King Solomon's Mines (1885), Chapter 5, "Our March into the Desert"
Ahmed Shah Durrani (1722–1772) founder of the Durrani Empire, considered founder of the state of Afghanistan
Jadunath Sarkar, Fall of the Mughal Empire, Volume II, Fourth Edition, New Delhi, 1991, p.69.
Janeane Garofalo (1964) comedian, actress, political activist, writer
standup performance accessible through .WAV files available on the Internet
Standup routines