
“If the kingdom of God is not first, it doesn't matter what's second.”
“If the kingdom of God is not first, it doesn't matter what's second.”
“I like people and I like them to like me, but I wear my heart where God put it, on the inside.”
“God's Final Message to His Creation:
'We apologize for the inconvenience.”
Source: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
National Prayer Breakfast (2006)
Context: A number of years ago, I met a wise man who changed my life. In countless ways, large and small, I was always seeking the Lord's blessing. I was saying, you know, I have a new song, look after it... I have a family, please look after them... I have this crazy idea...
And this wise man said: stop.
He said, stop asking God to bless what you're doing.
Get involved in what God is doing — because it's already blessed.
“There were a lot of gods. Gods always come in handy, they justify almost anything.”
Source: The Blind Assassin
“Oh, God,” Magnus said. “They’re dead. They’re all dead.”
Variant: Oh God.” said Magnus, “they’re dead. They’re all dead!
Source: City of Heavenly Fire
Source: Life of Pi (2001), Chapter 74, p. 232
Context: Despair was a heavy blackness that let no light in or out. It was a hell beyond expression. I thank God it always passed. A school of fish appeared around the net or a knot cried out to be reknotted. Or I thought of my family, of how they were spared this terrible agony. The blackness would stir and eventually go away, and God would remain, a shining point of light in my heart. I would go on loving.
A Voice Crying in the Wilderness (Vox Clamantis in Deserto) (1990)
“Good humor and laughter are far too wonderful not to come straight from the heart of God.”
“Sometimes, certain of God's blessings arrive by shattering all the windows. (Brida)”
Variant: Sometimes the best of gods gift's arrive by the shattering of all the window panes.
Source: Brida
Source: Enchanted Love: The Mystical Power Of Intimate Relationships
Source: Your Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living at Your Full Potential
Source: Passion and Purity: Learning to Bring Your Love Life Under Christ's Control
Source: Kingdom of Fear: Loathsome Secrets of a Star-Crossed Child in the Final Days of the American Century
“God understands that part of us which is more than what we think we are.”
1850s, What to the Slave is the Fourth of July? (1852)
Context: At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. O! had I the ability, and could reach the nation's ear, I would, to-day, pour out a fiery stream of biting ridicule, blasting reproach, withering sarcasm, and stern rebuke. For it is not light that is needed, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake. The feeling of the nation must be quickened; the conscience of the nation must be roused; the propriety of the nation must be startled; the hypocrisy of the nation must be exposed; and its crimes against God and man must be proclaimed and denounced.
“Shane? Thank God, somebody sane. Well, sane-ish.”
Source: Ghost Town
“When I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it will stay split.”
In a letter to the editor of the Atlantic Monthly.
Context: By the way, would you convey my compliments to the purist who reads your proofs and tell him or her that I write in a sort of broken-down patois which is something like the way a Swiss-waiter talks, and that when I split an infinitive, God damn it, I split it so it will remain split, and when I interrupt the velvety smoothness of my more or less literate syntax with a few sudden words of barroom vernacular, this is done with the eyes wide open and the mind relaxed and attentive. The method may not be perfect, but it is all I have.
“And why does this same God tell me how to raise my children when he had to drown his?”
Source: Some Mistakes of Moses (1879) http://www.positiveatheism.org/hist/ingermm2.htm#XVIII] Section XVIII, "Dampness".
Source: How to Kill a Rock Star
Source: Lover at Last
Christopher Hitchens vs. Barry Brummett, 04/06/2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjSMmRFHaJM&t=13m50s
2010s, 2011
“Where can we go to find God if we cannot see Him in our own hearts and in every living being?”
Pearls of Wisdom
“Let the consequences of your obedience be left up to God.”
“Perhaps our role on this planet is not to worship God — but to create Him.”
"The Mind of the Machine" in Report on Planet Three and Other Speculations (1972)
1970s
“Without the gods, how would I sing?' I asked.
With your own voice,' he said.”
Source: Sappho's Leap
Source: A Lady of Secret Devotion
“My God, it can recognise another human being when it's hit over the head with one.”
Source: The Beekeeper's Apprentice
“Not, how much of my money will I give to God, but, how much of God’s money will I keep for myself?”
Source: The Ragamuffin Gospel: Good News for the Bedraggled, Beat-Up, and Burnt Out
Source: The Purpose and Power of Love & Marriage
Source: Abba's Child: The Cry of the Heart for Intimate Belonging
On Pilgrimage (1948)
Context: We are not expecting Utopia here on this earth. But God meant things to be much easier than we have made them. A man has a natural right to food, clothing, and shelter. A certain amount of goods is necessary to lead a good life. A family needs work as well as bread. Property is proper to man. We must keep repeating these things. Eternal life begins now. "All the way to heaven is heaven, because He said, "I am the Way." The cross is there, of course, but "in the cross is joy of spirit." And love makes all things easy.
“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”
Episode 2, Chapter 22
Source: The Power of Myth (1988)
“Freedom is not our gift to the world it is God's gift to humanity.”
" God's Grandeur http://www.bartleby.com/122/7.html", lines 1-4
Wessex Poems and Other Verses (1918)
Source: The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath
Source: Saving Francesca
“Find the goddess inside yourself instead of looking for the god in someone else.”
Source: Necklace of Kisses
“What God says is best, is best, though all the men in the world are against it.”
Source: The Pilgrims Progress
“God will not have his work made manifest by cowards”
Source: 1840s, Essays: First Series (1841), Self-Reliance
“You want proof there's a God? Look outside, watch a sunset.”
“If you want to be loathsome to God, just run with the herd.”
Source: Your Best Life Now: 7 Steps to Living at Your Full Potential
“War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.”
"War Is God's Way of Teaching Us Geography" https://quoteinvestigator.com/2014/05/19/geography/ at Quote Investigator
"The comment 'War is God's way of teaching Americans geography,' is continually attributed to Ambrose Bierce. Biographer David E. Schultz, who has nearly all of Bierce's writing entered on his computer, cannot find this acerbic remark within that database." Ralph Keyes, The Quote Verifier (2007), p. 240
Misattributed
Why I Am An Agnostic (1929)
Source: Why I Am An Agnostic and Other Essays
“That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.”
Source: The Stand