
The Three Most Important Things in Life http://www.harlanellison.com/iwrite/mostimp.htm (1978)
The Three Most Important Things in Life http://www.harlanellison.com/iwrite/mostimp.htm (1978)
From "Billy Williams: Invisible Iron Man," in Baseball Stars of 1971 (March 1971), edited by Ray Robinson, p. 106
Sports-related
Source: What On Earth Is About To Happen… For Heaven’s Sake? (2013), p. 157
“A good comedian can say things funny and other guys just say funny things.”
Attributed by Robert Lemke in The Sunday Press (Binghamton, NY), “Rock ‘n Roll ‘Musically Horrid” Says Ex-2-a-Dayer,” pg. 2-C, col. 1 (9 August 1959)
But as I left that bar, one thing stuck in my mind...
E=MO² (1985)
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/boxing/2005-06-02-tyson-saraceno_x.htm
On his family
"Stay Quiet and You'll Be Okay" http://www.steynonline.com/6943/stay-quiet-and-youll-be-okay steynonline.com (9 May 2015)
quoted by Newsday https://www.newsday.com/sports/aaron-judge-makes-spectacular-catch-but-falls-short-at-the-plate-in-yankees-game-7-loss-1.14574441
On Walter Wanderley, circa 1965, as quoted by Claudio Slon in an April 1999 interview http://bjbear71.com/Slon/Interviews.html#Interviews on KUVO-FM
On co-star George Peppard, interview http://www.westernclippings.com/interview/carrollbaker_interview.shtml with Mike Fitzgerald, Western Clippings
Alive (album) (1975)
“I see a lot of guys who look stylish at the plate, but they don't hit the ball very often.”
Following up on manager Harry Walker's statement,"as long as he keeps hitting like he has, I'm not changing his style"; as quoted in "SPORTS BEAT: Bucco Ship Needs Clemente's Big Bat"
Baseball-related, <big><big>1960s</big></big>, <big>1965</big>
Anticipation (2008)
Laugh Factory (2012); as quoted in "Daniel Tosh apologises for rape joke as fellow comedians defend topic" https://www.theguardian.com/culture/us-news-blog/2012/jul/11/daniel-tosh-apologises-rape-joke, Amanda Holpuch, The Guardian, 11, Jul 2012
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/a313mc/shorties-watchin--shorties-talking-to-god
Miscellaneous
"Hot Mic - Jamey Johnson Stands His Ground" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idR9QPbdXJo (26 July 2017)
2010s
Source: Hoffa The Real Story (1975), Chapter 5, The Spoiled Brat, p. 92
About Barack Obama's birth certificate.
2010s, 2011
“There are more whipped guys on television than there were on the Amistad.”
Midlife Vices (2009)
On being on The Muppet Show.
KNAC interview (2005)
Creation seminars (2003-2005), The dangers of evolution
This Week with Christiane Amanpour http://www.mediaite.com/tv/paul-krugman-newt-gingrich-is-a-stupid-mans-idea-of-what-a-smart-person-sounds-like/, November 20, 2011
John Tyree, Chapter 1, p. 18-19
2000s, Dear John (2006)
6/17 The Half Hour News Hour
The Buck Starts Here
“"I Know. I Know! Let's Go Potholing! In Croatia!" "Fine. I know a guy who can give us a lift… Me!"”
Monster (2004)
Taxed Beyond Belief (2002)
Edie : Girl On Fire (2006)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLQ3fw-7_hA&feature=bf_next&list=UUNOaQAKNIBe0AHquR9ttP0g&lf=plcp
Quotes from Judge Judy cases, Being cocky
August 24, 2005 weblog post http://www.maxbarry.com/2005/08/24/news.html#retro6
10:30 PM - 22 Jul 09 http://twitter.com/DavidShuster/status/2784657909
On Twitter
As quoted in "Ruth Considers Ty Cobb As Greatest of Players" https://www.newspapers.com/newspage/55058790/
His wife told him to come down from his 'character heights' or some such.
In Jack Kerouac's last work (The Vanity of Duluoz), he describes the scene in the 119th street apartment as "a year of low, evil decadence", beginning near the close of 1944:
About
He said, "No, I like big, hard, throbbing co- (stunned pause, applause) ...I did not know that about myself."
You Can't Fix Stupid
On his time with the Cambridge Footlights
Associated Content Interview (October 23, 2006)
My Girl Has Gone, written by Smokey Robinson, Ronald White, Pete Moore, and Marvin Tarplin (1965)
Song lyrics, With The Miracles
Kurt Warner's Testimony, November 16, 2008, Eadshome.com, July 19, 2006 http://www.eadshome.com/KurtWarner.htm,
On Ponting's decision to bowl at the crucial Edgbaston Ashes Test, 2005. Via Cricinfo http://www.cricinfo.com/quote/content/story/231681.html.
About his switch to a vegan diet. "The Caw: Ravens WR Griff Whalen Is Vegan, and He May Be Converting Teammates", interview with BaltimoreRavens.com (29 August 2017) http://www.baltimoreravens.com/news/article-1/The-Caw-Ravens-WR-Griff-Whalen-Is-Vegan-and-He-May-Be-Converting-Teammates/faf72bc3-e894-45d0-bd98-44d387a039ea.
“No, I'm not a democrat or a republican. I'm just a guy who's tired of the bullshit.”
The Best Page in the Universe
Chico Enterprise Record http://www.chicoer.com/buzz/ci_4825293 (December 12, 2006)
Source: Evolution (2002), Chapter 5 “The Time of Long Shadows” section I (p. 113)
Terry Lawson: Knight-Ridder Newspapers (February 18, 1996) "Weird, As In Walken - No, He's Not Really Nuts … Maybe", St. Louis Post-Dispatch, p. 3D.
2010s, Hard Truths: Law Enforcement (2015)
“Straight guys, this is your section, wake up (clap clap).”
Whores on Crutches (2010)
“Good guys is just a fancy way of saying Us. Bad guys is only ever Them.”
c. 12
Paint Your Dragon (1996)
Referring to former Prime Minister of Australia John Howard, 7.30 Report, August 6, 2008. 7.30 Report Interview http://www.abc.net.au/7.30/content/2008/s2326431.htm
regarding California Proposition 8 to amend the state constitution to not recognize same-sex marriage, as quoted in "News & Views 10/23/2008 Part 3 (Prop 8)" in Pastor Rick's News and Views (23 October 2008) http://www.saddleback.com/blogs/newsandviews/index.html?contentid=1502
think guns
Sanders Over The Edge http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/08/opinion/sanders-over-the-edge.html (April 8, 2016)
The New York Times Columns
"Hook, line and rapture" (8 January 2008) http://youtube.com/watch?v=HXdwcIWIB_o
2008
God doesn't believe in atheists (2002)
[Rex Ryan implores Jets to show leadership, http://espn.go.com/blog/afceast/post/_/id/17315/rex-ryan-implores-jets-to-show-leadership, ESPN, Graham, Tim, September 1, 2010, http://www.webcitation.org/5x45wBbAP, March 9, 2011, March 9, 2011]
Interview with The Jewish Chronicle (UK), March 2, 2017 https://www.thejc.com/lifestyle/features/sex-change-rabbi-abby-stein-my-trans-agenda-1.433585/
2017
“To keep the five guys who hate you away from the other five guys who are undecided.”
On the secrets of managing; as quoted in "Once Over Lightly" by Van Thomas, in The Longview News-Journal (March 5, 1974), p. 1-B
Thoughts on Accepting Responsibility, 1999
1990s, 1990
Source: [Pierce, 1976-2002, 672]
“You know that guy Richard Blackwood? He went in for a colonic, live TV. Never seen again.”
On Medicine
As quoted in "Romney guru thrives in political 'show business'" https://web.archive.org/web/20060307070315/http://www.boston.com:80/news/politics/president/articles/2005/06/12/romney_guru_thrives_in_political_show_business/?page=full (12 June 2005), by Brian C. Mooney, The Boston Globe
2000s, 2005
"NFL veganism? David Carter, Griff Whalen have broken the mold" http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000711369/article/nfl-veganism-david-carter-griff-whalen-have-broken-the-mold, interview with NFL.com (28 September 2016).
At a rally in Las Vegas http://www.weeklystandard.com/protester-would-be-carried-out-on-a-stretcher-in-the-old-days-trump-reminisces/article/2001211 (22 February 2016)
2010s, 2016, February
Source: The Chocolate War (1974), p. 33
Last words. Quoted in "Yamashita Hanged Near Los Banos" - "New York Times" article - February 23, 1946.
All that revealing of the flaws and feet of clay, not a bit of which has served the industry in any positive way, and, in fact, has left huge scars across it, like the ones left in the landscape by open pit mining.
Alan Moore
news.bostronherald.com (March 12, 2008)
2007, 2008
On this incident Paul Kantner remarked: "I remember one night in Germany she spotted a guy picking his nose and she jumped on the guys lap and picked his nose. Half of the audience was grossed out, the other half thought it was great. Hey, half isn't bad!"
Somebody to Love? (1998)
and then you say, "Because I didn't want to disappoint you!"
Anticipation (2008)
The Midget Story http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_midget_story.phtml,
The Tucker Max Stories
Better Place to Be
Song lyrics, Sniper and Other Love Songs (1972)
"Just practicing."
Mitch All Together (2003)
Eye Appeal, p. 79-80
1950s, The Mechanical Bride (1951)