„Tucker: You guys going to Milwaukee?
Guy: Yes sir, heading home after a vacation.
Tucker: Did you know there are midgets in Milwaukee?
[The man and his wife are silent and confused. ]

—  Tucker Max

The Midget Story http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_midget_story.phtml,

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