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Maddox

Birthdate: 27. March 1978

George Ouzounian, better known by his pen name Maddox, is an American comedian, Internet personality, and author. He gained fame on the Internet in the early 2000s for his opinion-oriented website, The Best Page in the Universe, which he still maintains. His first book, The Alphabet of Manliness , became a New York Times bestseller. He is a graduate of Woods Cross High School in Woods Cross, Utah; he also attended the University of Utah, but does not hold a degree. Wikipedia

„… the real reason ADD exists is because executives at pharmaceutical companies need to make their Lexus payments.“

—  Maddox

Attention Deficit Disorder is nothing that a solid kick in the ass can't cure. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=add
The Best Page in the Universe

„If there were a building that stood for grammatical integrity, this email would be the plane that crashed into it.“

—  Maddox

Wireless internet may very well destroy our chances of contacting intelligent life http://maddox.xmission.com/aliens.html.
The Best Page in the Universe

„I've only had one dream in my life with kids in it that didn't involve me gnawing my feet off, and it had to do with kids doing my laundry.“

—  Maddox

9 things I learned about the world according to anonymous stock photo models. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=stock_photos
The Best Page in the Universe

„There's no shame in masturbation, unless you get caught.“

—  Maddox

We know you're a cranky bitch, you don't need the bumper sticker. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=stupid_bitch
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„The only thing that goes with Crocs is social Ostracism.“

—  Maddox

Fashion tips for women from a guy who knows dick about fashion. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=fashion
The Best Page in the Universe

„If people who look different don't necessarily think differently, which they don't, then aren't they essentially discriminating against them by "embracing" them as being "diverse"?“

—  Maddox

"Embrace diversity," and other bullshit phrases that don't mean anything. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=embrace
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