“We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.”
Kurt Vonnegut book A Man Without a Country
A Man Without a Country (2005)
“We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.”
Kurt Vonnegut book A Man Without a Country
A Man Without a Country (2005)
Selma Lagerlöf (1858–1940) Swedish female writer
The Further Adventures of Nils (1907)
Said by Akka, leader of the wild geese to Nils
Kurien Kunnumpuram (1931–2018) Indian theologian
Kunnumpuram, K. (ed) (2006) Life in Abundance: Indian Christian Reflections on Spirituality. Mumbai: St Pauls
On Spirituality
Thomas Paine (1737–1809) English and American political activist
The Crisis No. IV.
1770s, The American Crisis (1776–1783)
Konstantin Tsiolkovsky (1857–1935) Russian and Soviet rocket scientist and pioneer of the astronautic theory
Original: (ru) Человечество не останется вечно на земле, но в погоне за светом и пространством сначала робко проникнет за пределы атмосферы, а затем завоюет себе все околосолнечное пространство <br class="br">Source: from Воздухоплавание в наше время // Современный мир. — 1912. — № 7. — С. 260. (and His epitaph) <br class="br">Source: Mentioned in Beyond the Planet Earth, by K. Tsiolkovsky (1920), translated by K. Syers (1960), reviewed by M. G. Whillans, Journal of the Royal Astronomical Society of Canada, Vol. 55 (1961), p. 144 http://articles.adsabs.harvard.edu//full/seri/JRASC/0055//0000144.000.html
A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada (1896–1977) Indian guru
Srimad Bhagavatam, Bhaktivedanta Book Trust, 1999. Canto 2, Chapter 7, verse 1, purport. Vedabase http://www.vedabase.com/en/sb/2/7/1 <br class="br">Quotes from Books: Loving God, Quotes from Books: Regression of Science
Joseph Goebbels (1897–1945) Nazi politician and Propaganda Minister
Denn das Leben ist wert, dass man es lebt. Das ist nicht wahr, was die Müden und Überlebten sagen. Wir sind nicht in diese Welt gesetzt, um zu leiden und zu sterben. Wir haben hier eine Mission zu erfüllen.
Michael: a German fate in diary notes (1926)
“The earth, our home, is beginning to look more and more like an immense pile of filth.”
Pope Francis (1936) 266th Pope of the Catholic Church
Twitter https://twitter.com/pontifex/status/611518771186929664?lang=pt (18 June 2015) <br class="br">2010s, 2015
“I was born with the biggest middle finger on Earth.”
Eminem (1972) American rapper and actor
"When To Stand Up"
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
Barack Obama’s Remarks in St. Paul http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/03/us/politics/03text-obama.html (3 June 2008) <br class="br">2008
Eden ahbez (1908–1995) American songwriter and recording artist
Tape recording to Joe Romersa (1992)
Shadowbox Studio
Ronald H. Coase (1910–2013) British economist and author
And so it is.
1990s and later, "The Institutional Structure of Production" (1992)
Adolf Hitler (1889–1945) Führer and Reich Chancellor of Germany, Leader of the Nazi Party
25 February 1945.
Disputed, The Testament of Adolf Hitler (1945)
A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada (1896–1977) Indian guru
Srimad Bhagavatam, Bhaktivedanta Book Trust, 1999. Canto 5, Chapter 24, verse 3, purport. Vedabase http://www.vedabase.com/en/sb/5/24/3 <br class="br">Quotes from Books: Loving God, Quotes from Books: Regression of Science
Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865) 16th President of the United States
1850s, Speech at Lewistown, Illinois (1858)
Ronald Reagan (1911–2004) American politician, 40th president of the United States (in office from 1981 to 1989)
Speech about the Space Shuttle disaster http://www.reagan.utexas.edu/archives/speeches/1986/12886b.htm(28 January 1986) <br class="br">1980s, Second term of office (1985–1989)
Abdul Rahman Al-Sudais (1962) Imam in Mecca
Shaykh Abdur Rahmaan As-Sudays, 2007-03-19, April 19, 2002, www.alharamainsermons.org http://www.alharamainsermons.org/eng/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=71,.
Vasily Chuikov (1900–1982) Soviet military commander
Quoted in "Europe in Our Time, 1914 to the Present" - Page 571 - by Robert Reinhold Ergang - Europe - 1953
Pericles (-494–-429 BC) Greek statesman, orator, and general of Athens
As quoted in A Brief and True Report concerning Williamsburg in Virginia by Rutherford Goodwin (1941), p. 125
Friedrich Nietzsche book The Will to Power
Sec. 960 (Notebook W I 8. Fall 1885 - Fall 1886, KGW VIII, 1.85-6, KSA 12.87-8)
The Will to Power (1888)
Leonardo Da Vinci (1452–1519) Italian Renaissance polymath
The Notebooks of Leonardo da Vinci (1883), XVI Physical Geography
Christopher McCandless (1968–1992) American hiker and explorer
Carved into a sheet of plywood inside the "Magic Bus", May 2, 1992
Yuri Gagarin (1934–1968) Soviet pilot and cosmonaut, the first human in space
Rays were blazing through the of the earth, the horizon became bright orange, gradually passing into all the colors of the rainbow: from light blue to dark blue, to violet and then to black. What an indescribable gamut of colors! Just like the paintings of the artist Nicholas Roerich.
Joseph Hall (1574–1656) British bishop
Contemplations, Book VI, "The Veil of Moses". Compare: "Full many a gem of purest ray serene / The dark, unfathomed caves of ocean bear", Thomas Gray, Elegy, stanza 14.
Rabindranath Tagore (1861–1941) Bengali polymath
Original works of Rabindranath Vol. 24 page 375, Vishwa Bharti; 1982.
Blaise Pascal (1623–1662) French mathematician, physicist, inventor, writer, and Christian philosopher
Discourses on the Condition of the Great
Friedrich Nietzsche book On the Genealogy of Morality
Essay 2, Aphorism 24
On the Genealogy of Morality (1887)
Bertrand Russell (1872–1970) logician, one of the first analytic philosophers and political activist
1920s, What I Believe (1925)
John Locke book Two Treatises of Government
Two Treatises of Government. The Second Treatise. Chapter 3: The State of War, §20 p. 281 books.google https://books.google.de/books?id=gRNDLAK4kPUC&pg=PA281
“Really, if the lower orders don't set us a good example, what on earth is the use of them?”
Oscar Wilde The Importance of Being Earnest
Algernon, Act I
The Importance of Being Earnest (1895)
James Irwin book More Than Earthlings
More Than Earthlings: An Astronaut's Thoughts for Christ-Centered Living (1983)
Maurice Strong (1929–2015) Canadian businessman
Maurice Strong, Interview 1992, concerning the plot of a book he would like to write
Karl Marx book Economic and Philosophic Manuscripts of 1844
Rent of Land, p. 65.
Paris Manuscripts (1844)
Aurelius Augustinus (354–430) early Christian theologian and philosopher
First Homily, Paragraph 11, as translated by H. Browne, Nicene and Post-Nicene Fathers, First Series, Vol. 7 (1888)
Ten Homilies on the First Epistle of John (414)
Napoleon I of France (1769–1821) French general, First Consul and later Emperor of the French
Napoleon : In His Own Words (1916)
Kurt Vonnegut (1922–2007) American writer
On humans, interviewed by Jon Stewart, The Daily Show http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=18090&title=kurt-vonnegut/ (13 September 2005) <br class="br">Various interviews
“The sun gives spirit and life to plants and the earth nourishes them with moisture.”
Leonardo Da Vinci (1452–1519) Italian Renaissance polymath
The Notebooks of Leonardo da Vinci (1883), VIII Botany for Painters and Elements of Landscape Painting
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
2008, Election victory speech (November 2008)
Henrietta Swan Leavitt (1868–1921) astronomer
Periods of 25 Variable Stars in the Small Magellanic Cloud http://adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/1912HarCi.173....1L (1912)
Galileo Galilei Letter to the Grand Duchess Christina
Variant translation: I hold that the Sun is located at the centre of the revolutions of the heavenly orbs and does not change place, and that the Earth rotates on itself and moves around it. Moreover … I confirm this view not only by refuting Ptolemy's and Aristotle's arguments, but also by producing many for the other side, especially some pertaining to physical effects whose causes perhaps cannot be determined in any other way, and other astronomical discoveries; these discoveries clearly confute the Ptolemaic system, and they agree admirably with this other position and confirm it.
Letter to the Grand Duchess Christina (1615)
Juan Antonio Villacañas (1922–2001) Spanish poet, essayist and critic
“The Earth and I”, from De-triumphant March (1960)
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
2016, State of the Union address (January 2016)
Khalil Gibran book Jesus, The Son of Man
Mary Magdalen: His Mouth Was Like the Heart of a Pomegranate
Jesus, The Son of Man (1928)
Jacque Fresco (1916–2017) American futurist and self-described social engineer
Source: The Best That Money Can't Buy: Beyond Politics, Poverty, & War (2002), p. 158.
Anaximander (-610–-547 BC) pre-Socratic Greek philosopher
As quoted in "Science Attests the Accuracy of the Bible" in The Watchtower (1 October 1980)
Bertrand Russell (1872–1970) logician, one of the first analytic philosophers and political activist
Source: 1930s, Power: A New Social Analysis (1938), Ch. 2: Leaders and Followers
Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865) 16th President of the United States
Source: Reply to Missouri Committee of Seventy (30 September 1864)
George Eliot book Felix Holt, the Radical
Verse heading up the start of Chapter 11 (at page 111)
Felix Holt, the Radical (1866)
Joseph Goebbels (1897–1945) Nazi politician and Propaganda Minister
“Englands Schuld,” Illustrierter Beobachter, Sondernummer, p. 14. The article is not dated, but is from the early months of the war, likely late fall of 1939. Joseph Goebbels’ speech in English is titled “England's Guilt.” http://research.calvin.edu/german-propaganda-archive/goeb47.htm <br class="br">1930s
“No thought for the hereafter have the wise,
for on this very earth they live in paradise”
Angelus Silesius (1624–1677) German writer
The Cherubinic Wanderer
“The heavens and earth stay as they were; my heart
Beats as it beat: the truth remains the truth.”
Robert Browning Colombe's Birthday
Valence, in Act IV.
Colombe's Birthday (1844)
José Saramago book Baltasar and Blimunda
Em profunda escuridão se procuraram, nus, sôfrego entrou nela, ela o recebeu ansiosa, depois a sofreguidão dela, a ânsia dele, enfim os corpos encontrados, os movimentos, a voz que vem do ser profundo, aquele que não tem voz, o grito nascido, prolongado, interrompido, o soluço seco, a lágrima inesperada, e a máquina a tremer, a vibrar, porventura não está já na terra, rasgou a cortina de silvas e enleios, pairou no alto da noite, entre as nuvens, pesa o corpo dele sobre o dela, e ambos pesam sobre a terra, afinal estão aqui, foram e voltaram.
Source: Baltasar and Blimunda (1982), pp. 255–256
Giuseppe Tomasi di Lampedusa book The Leopard
Noi fummo i Gattopardi, i Leoni; quelli che ci sostituiranno saranno gli sciacalletti, le iene; e tutti quanti Gattopardi, sciacalli e pecore, continueremo a crederci il sale della terra.
Page 152
Il Gattopardo (1958)
Robert Browning (1812–1889) English poet and playwright of the Victorian Era
Old Pictures in Florence, xvii.
Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919)
Cecil Frances Alexander (1818–1895) British hymn-writer and poet
Hymn: The Burial of Moses http://www.bethanyipc.org.sg/poems/bulletin080113.htm
Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805) German poet, philosopher, historian, and playwright
Reported in Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), edited bt Josiah Hotchkiss Gilbert, p. 284
Pierre Lecomte du Noüy (1883–1947) French philosopher
Richard Carrier, "Bad Science, Worse Philosophy", Addendum B, http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/richard_carrier/addendaB.html#et_al at The Secular Web (Internet Infidels: 2000) <br class="br">About
Galileo Galilei book Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems
In regard to Kepler's belief of the moon affecting the tides of the Earth, p. 328
Dialogue Concerning the Two Chief World Systems (1632)
“Leave her alone. A fallow field soon shows its worth,
And rain is best absorbed by arid earth.”
Da requiem: requietus ager bene credita reddit
Ovid book Ars amatoria
Book II, line 351 (tr. Len Krisak)
Ars Amatoria (The Art of Love)
Brigham Young (1801–1877) Latter Day Saint movement leader
Journal of Discourses 12:262 (Aug. 9, 1868)
1860s
“We are on a mission: we are called to the cultivation of the earth.”
Novalis book Blüthenstaub
Fragment No. 32; Variant translations: We are on a mission.We are called to form the earth.
We are on a mission.We are called to educate the earth.
Blüthenstaub (1798)
Leonardo Da Vinci (1452–1519) Italian Renaissance polymath
The Notebooks of Leonardo da Vinci (1883), XIX Philosophical Maxims. Morals. Polemics and Speculations.
Aryabhata (476–550) Indian mathematician-astronomer
In Aryabhatiya quoted in: J J O'Connor and E F Robertson Aryabhata the Elder http://www-history.mcs.st-andrews.ac.uk/Biographies/Aryabhata_I.html, School of Mathematics and Statistics University of St Andrews, Scotland.
“We are all on earth to help others. What on earth the others are here for, I can't imagine.”
W. H. Auden (1907–1973) Anglo-American poet
Often cited as by Auden without attribution, this quotation has been traced to John Foster Hall (1867-1945), an English comedian known as the Reverend Vivian Foster, Vicar of Mirth. Full history with sound recording http://audensociety.org/vivianfoster.html <br class="br">Misattributed
Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865) 16th President of the United States
1850s, Address before the Wisconsin State Agricultural Society (1859)
“Will robots inherit the earth? Yes, but they will be our children.”
Marvin Minsky (1927–2016) American cognitive scientist
Scientific American (October 1994) http://web.media.mit.edu/~minsky/papers/sciam.inherit.html
Aesop Rock (1976) American rapper
"Tugboat Complex" from the album Labor Days. Archived at " The Original Hip-Hop (Rap) Lyrics Archive http://ohhla.com/anonymous/aesoprck/rm_bside/tugboat.rck.txt," Accessed May 22, 2014.
Barack Obama (1961) 44th President of the United States of America
Joking in a speech at the Al Smith Dinner in New York City (17 October 2008) http://www.truveo.com/Obama-Im-From-Krypton-My-Father-Was-JorEl/id/2710091678; making allusions Jesus and Superman, in regard to impossibly high expectations of what he might do as president. <br class="br">2008
Jacque Fresco (1916–2017) American futurist and self-described social engineer
Source: The Best That Money Can't Buy: Beyond Politics, Poverty, & War (2002), p. 54.
John Taylor (Latter Day Saints) (1808–1887) third president of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Voltairine de Cleyre (1866–1912) American anarchist writer and feminist
Anarchism & American Traditions (1908)