Quotes about cookie

A collection of quotes on the topic of cookie, doing, going, likeness.

Chi­ma­man­da Ngo­zi Adi­chie photo
Rick Riordan photo

“Weasel cookies.”

Source: The Throne of Fire

Antonin Scalia photo
Horace photo

“What is to prevent one from telling truth as he laughs, even as teachers sometimes give cookies to children to coax them into learning their A B C?”
Quamquam ridentem dicere verum quid vetat? ut pueris olim dant crustula blandi doctores, elementa velint ut discere prima.

Book I, satire i, line 24
Satires (c. 35 BC and 30 BC)

James Baldwin photo
Jacqueline Susann photo
Richard Bach photo
Kim Harrison photo
Kim Harrison photo

“The cookie maker needs someone to look out for him.”

Kim Harrison (1966) Pseudonym

Source: A Perfect Blood

Jodi Picoult photo
Rick Riordan photo

“Hey, for a scythe, cookies, and a chance to commit murder, Kronos could hide his true feelings.”

Rick Riordan (1964) American writer

Source: Percy Jackson's Greek Gods

Haruki Murakami photo

“Life is like a box of cookies.”

Source: Norwegian Wood

James Patterson photo
Rachel Caine photo
Sinclair Lewis photo

“We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.”

Sinclair Lewis (1885–1951) American novelist, short-story writer, and playwright
Francesca Lia Block photo
Dave Barry photo
David Levithan photo
James Patterson photo

“Some people just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.”

James Patterson (1947) American author

Variant: Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.
Source: The Angel Experiment

James Patterson photo

“Part 1- In search of Hot Chocolate-Chip Cookies”

James Patterson (1947) American author

Source: School's Out—Forever

Mindy Kaling photo
Sherrilyn Kenyon photo

“Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena)”

Source: Fantasy Lover

“Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture?… I got a cookie after all… Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.”

Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo

Source: Magic Rises

Sherrilyn Kenyon photo
Ina Garten photo
Sherrilyn Kenyon photo

“Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra”

Sherrilyn Kenyon (1965) Novelist

Source: One Silent Night

“When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.”

Erma Bombeck (1927–1996) When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent le…
Daniel Handler photo
Sherrilyn Kenyon photo
Sherrilyn Kenyon photo
Lisa Scottoline photo

“Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine.”

Lisa Scottoline (1955) American writer

Source: Every Fifteen Minutes

Janet Evanovich photo
Dr. Seuss photo
Rachel Caine photo

“She smells better," Claire said. "And she made me cookies.”

Rachel Caine (1962) American writer

Source: Midnight Alley

“I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay.”

Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo

Source: Magic Bleeds

Max Lucado photo
James Patterson photo
Jenny Han photo
Rick Riordan photo
Sherrilyn Kenyon photo

“Well, someone slap my butt and give me a hero cookie. (Nick)”

Sherrilyn Kenyon (1965) Novelist

Source: Infinity

Elizabeth Gilbert photo
Nora Ephron photo
Bill Engvall photo

“If I was on death row and given one last meal I would ask for a fortune cookie. "Come on 'long prosperous life!'"”

Mitch Hedberg (1968–2005) American stand-up comedian

Videos and Audio from Hedberg.com

Halle Berry photo

“I've always liked to go down a different path. Being a woman of color, I never followed a cookie cutter way.”

Halle Berry (1966) American actress

Cindy Pearlman (November 17, 2002) "Female Bonding - Hot on the Heels of her Academy-Award Winning Turn in 'Monster's Ball,' Halle Berry Shares the Screen With 007", Chicago Sun-Times, p. 1.

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“To me there's no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They're all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful.”

Woody Allen (1935) American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician

New York Times interview (2010) http://www.nytimes.com/2010/09/15/movies/15woody.html?_r=1&ref=arts#.

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“I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas, but what I decided to do was to fulfill my profession which I entered before my husband was in public life.”

Hillary Clinton (1947) American politician, senator, Secretary of State, First Lady

Response to reporter's questions (16 March 1992), reported on "Making Hillary an Issue" Nightline (26 March 1992). Quoted in Boston Globe http://www.boston.com/news/globe/ideas/articles/2004/07/11/the_great_bush_kerry_bake_off/.
Husband's Presidential campaign (1992 – January 19, 1993)

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John Fante photo
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Newton Lee photo

“The cookie-cutter education system has failed both genius kids and special-needs children. Status quo stifles creativity.”

Newton Lee American computer scientist

Google It: Total Information Awareness, 2016

Woody Allen photo
Svetlana Alexievich photo
Lloyd Kaufman photo
Linus Torvalds photo

“That's the spirit. Greg has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me. Come to the dark side, Sarah. We have cookies.”

Linus Torvalds (1969) Finnish-American software engineer and hacker

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2010s, 2013

Ilana Mercer photo

“To the American media, mining Mandela's legacy has meant repeating the man's fortune-cookie profundities and warmed-over wisdom.”

Ilana Mercer South African writer

"Mandela mum about systematic murder of whites" http://praag.org/?p=12332, Praag.org, December 13, 2013.
2010s, 2013

Mike Patton photo
Beverly Jenkins photo

“A lot of times, as I like to say, I was the only chip in the cookie…I chose to embrace who I am and what I do, and keep my head down and keep writing, and hoped that things would change. But it was lonely in the sense that I was the only.”

Beverly Jenkins (1951) American author of historical and contemporary romance novels

On being the sole African American romance novelist at the start of her career in “Romance Novelist Beverly Jenkins Talks Normalizing Diversity in Her Genre” https://www.shondaland.com/inspire/books/a12821649/beverly-jenkins-romance-interview/ in Shondaland (2017 Oct 12)

Krystal Ball photo
Richard Pryor photo

“Let me tell you what really happened… Every night before I go to bed, I have milk and cookies. One night I mixed some low-fat milk and some pasteurized, then I dipped my cookie in and the shit blew up.”

Richard Pryor (1940–2005) American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic, writer, and MC

At the start of a routine about his freebasing accident. Live At The Sunset Strip (1982) [album and movie]

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