“Weasel cookies.”

“Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture?… I got a cookie after all… Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.”

Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo

“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”

Daniel Handler book Why We Broke Up

“You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.”

Ina Garten (1948) American author and television presenter

“Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.”

Bill Bailey (1965) English comedian, musician, actor, TV and radio presenter and author

“We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.”

Sinclair Lewis (1885–1951) American novelist, short-story writer, and playwright

“IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.”

Joanne Fluke book Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder

“Life is like a box of cookies.”

Haruki Murakami book Norwegian Wood

“Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.”

Cassandra Clare The Mortal Instruments

“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.”

Steven Wright (1955) American actor and author