„Weasel cookies.“

„Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.“

—  Matt Groening American cartoonist 1954

„This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.“

—  Daniel Handler, book Why We Broke Up

„You can be miserable before you have a cookie and you can be miserable after you eat a cookie but you can't be miserable while you are eating a cookie.“

—  Ina Garten American author and television presenter 1948

„We'd get sick on too many cookies, but ever so much sicker on no cookies at all.“

—  Sinclair Lewis American novelist, short-story writer, and playwright 1885 - 1951

„Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it's a Weasel with a Cheese finish.“

—  Bill Bailey English comedian, musician, actor, TV and radio presenter and author 1965

„IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.“

—  Joanne Fluke, book Chocolate Chip Cookie Murder

„Life is like a box of cookies.“

—  Haruki Murakami, book Norwegian Wood

„I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.“

—  Janet Evanovich, Twelve Sharp

„Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.“

—  Steven Wright American actor and author 1955

„Hope," Frank grumbled. "I'd rather have a few good weasels.“

—  Rick Riordan, book The Son of Neptune

„Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.“

—  Cassandra Clare, The Mortal Instruments

„Man, he deserves a hero cookie. (Selena)“

—  Sherrilyn Kenyon, Fantasy Lover

„Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel?
Polonius: By the mass, and ‘tis like a camel, indeed.
Hamlet: Methinks it is like a weasel.
Polonius: It is backed like a weasel.
Hamlet: Or like a whale?
Polonius: Very like a whale.“

—  William Shakespeare, Hamlet

„The cookie maker needs someone to look out for him.“

—  Kim Harrison Pseudonym 1966

„When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.“

—  Erma Bombeck When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and coul… 1927 - 1996

„Part 1- In search of Hot Chocolate-Chip Cookies“

—  James Patterson American author 1947

„I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay.“

—  Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo

„Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine.“

—  Lisa Scottoline American writer 1955

„“Let’s be obvious. Me brute, you weasel.”
“Agreed. You brute, me charming mastermind.”“

—  Scott Lynch, book The Republic of Thieves