
BBC News 'On this day' http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/june/1/newsid_2492000/2492915.stm, June 1.
On the end of white minority rule in 1979.
A collection of quotes on the topic of banana, likeness, doing, republic.
BBC News 'On this day' http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/june/1/newsid_2492000/2492915.stm, June 1.
On the end of white minority rule in 1979.
“Nanny Ogg knew how to start spelling 'banana', but didn't know how you stopped.”
Source: Witches Abroad
“If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands.”
Source: Unseen Academicals
Reading Rockets interview http://www.readingrockets.org/books/interviews/stine/transcript hi you know it’s me cardi B
“… If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana”
2000. Lee was responding to a BBC reporter who suggested that Singapore's draconian laws (including the ban on chewing gum) could stifle the people's creativity. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/820234.stm
2000s
“My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.”
"The Haunted Smile: The Story of Jewish Comedians in America" (2001)
“I'm the Gap like Banana Republic and Old Navy”
Last Call
Lyrics, The College Dropout (2004)
Letter to Woodburn Harris (25 February-1 March 1929), in Selected Letters II, 1925-1929 edited by August Derleth and Donald Wandrei, pp. 288-289
Non-Fiction, Letters
Context: About my own attitude toward ethics—I thought I made it plain that I object only to (a) grotesquely disproportionate indignations and enthusiasms, (b) illogical extremes involving a reductio ad absurdum, and (c) the nonsensical notion that "right" and "wrong" involve any principles more mystical and universal than those of immediate expedience (with the individual's own comfort as a criterion) on the other hand. I believe I was careful to specify that I do not advocate vice and crime, but that on the other hand I have a marked distaste for immoral and unlawful acts which contravene the harmonious traditions and standards of beautiful living developed by a culture during its long history. This, however, is not ethics but aesthetics—a distinction which you are almost alone in considering negligible. … So far as I am concerned—I am an aesthete devoted to harmony, and to the extraction of the maximum possible pleasure from life. I find by experience that my chief pleasure is in symbolic identification with the landscape and tradition-stream to which I belong—hence I follow the ancient, simple New England ways of living, and observe the principles of honour expected of a descendant of English gentlemen. It is pride and beauty-sense, plus the automatic instincts of generations trained in certain conduct-patterns, which determine my conduct from day to day. But this is not ethics, because the same compulsions and preferences apply, with me, to things wholly outside the ethical zone. For example, I never cheat or steal. Also, I never wear a top-hat with a sack coat or munch bananas in public on the streets, because a gentleman does not do those things either. I would as soon do the one as the other sort of thing—it is all a matter of harmony and good taste—whereas the ethical or "righteous" man would be horrified by dishonesty yet tolerant of course personal ways. If I were farming in your district I certainly would assist my neighbours—both as a means of promoting my standing in the community, and because it is good taste to be generous and accommodating. Likewise with the matter of treating the pupils in a school class. But this would not be through any sense of inner compulsion based on principles dissociated from my personal welfare and from the principle of beauty. It would be for the same reason that I would not dress eccentrically or use vulgar language. Pure aesthetics, aside from the personal-benefit element; and concerned with emotions of pleasure versus disgust rather than of approval versus indignation.
“I could carve a better man out of a banana. ”
“I bet you can't eat ten bananas!"
"I bet you're right.”
Source: This Lullaby
“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
No known citation to Marx. First appears unattributed in mid-1960s logic/computing texts as an example of the difficulty of machine parsing of ambiguous statements. Google Books http://books.google.co.uk/books?client=firefox-a&lr=&as_brr=0&q=%22fruit-flies%22+%22time+flies%22+banana&btnG=Search+Books&as_drrb_is=b&as_minm_is=0&as_miny_is=1900&as_maxm_is=0&as_maxy_is=1970. The Yale Book of Quotations dates the attribution to Marx to a 9 July 1982 net.jokes post on Usenet.
Misattributed
“It's like a banana farm for guns!”
Source: Steelheart
“Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase…”
Mellow Yellow (1966)
“I don't have counsel, I have more idioms as: Don't come to monkey mother with green bananas.”
No soy de consejos, soy más de frases hechas como: A mamá mono no le vengas con bananas verdes.
blog oficial Patricia Conde
One of his questions to President Theodore Roosevelt in his series <i>Better Know A President</i> on <i>The Colbert Report</i> http://www.nofactzone.net/?p=1788 (17 May 2006)
The fictitious bananadine recipe, from chapter one, "Drugs".
The Anarchist Cookbook (1971)
“Kelly, there are people in Somalia who would die for a banana.”
The Osbournes television show.
Replying to a fan criticising the poor seats a reviewer of a concert received. "Ask Al" Q&As for September 6, 2004 http://www.weirdal.com/aaarchive.htm#090604.
“Sometimes when you feed on another’s word you must eat it like a banana – you peel it first.”
Annotated Drawings by Eugene J. Martin: 1977-1978
“If this is justice, I am a banana.”
Statement to the press outside court, following losing a libel action brought by Sonia Sutcliffe, wife of Peter Sutcliffe, the "Yorkshire Ripper", on 24 May 1989, quoted in UPI article http://www.upi.com/Archives/1989/06/05/If-this-is-justice-I-am-a-banana/2768613022400/ and Oxford Dictionary of Modern Quotations https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=rjLTsncFKCgC&pg=PA154
“I wrote "Eat It" because I wanted to buy a banana boat for Christmas. It worked.”
I Love the 80's 3D, VH1, 1985.
"Politics" magazine, (August, 1945).
Speech http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/commons/1989/mar/17/overseas-development in the House of Commons (17 March 1989).
1980s
“Here, we have a dog, a wolf, a coyote and a banana. Which one is not like the others?”
100 Reasons Evolution is So Stupid! (2001)
30,000 Pounds of Bananas
Song lyrics, Verities & Balderdash (1974)
Who Wins? http://michael-hudson.com/2010/10/who-wins/ (October 3, 2010)
Michael-Hudson.com, 1998-
The Pageant of Life (1964), On Lawyers
Source: Nervous Stillness on the Horizon (2006), P. 238 (2002)
River out of Eden (1995)
Interview in The Vegetarians https://books.google.it/books?id=vK_uAAAAMAAJ by Rynn Berry (Autumn Press, 1979), p. 20.
Video interview http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lytxafTXg6c dated 1963
Podcast Series 1 Episode 1
On Monkeys
"Take your God and shove him..." (21 August 2008) http://youtube.com/watch?v=M114bK4qaiM
2008
United States of Banana (2011)
30,000 Pounds of Bananas
Song lyrics, Verities & Balderdash (1974)
Review of The Best of Modern Humour edited by Mordecai Richler, p. 364
The War Against Cliché: Essays and Reviews 1971-2000 (2001)
Speaking to John Laws on Radio 2GB, May 14, 1986.
1990s, The Monarchy: A Critique of Britain's Favourite Fetish
Source: The Washington Connection and Third World Fascism, with Noam Chomsky, 1979, p. 1.
quote on his journey through America during 1872
Quote from his letter, Louisiana, America 1872; as cited in The private lives of the Impressionists, Sue Roe, Harpen Collins Publishers, New York 2006, p. 113-114
1855 - 1875
Strategic Grill Locations
"When the Shire Valley Dries Up Patiently"
The Chattering Wagtails of Mikuyu Prison (1993)
Interview with Charles Onyekamuo, This Day, 2003-04-13
30,000 Pounds of Bananas
Song lyrics, Verities & Balderdash (1974)
On construction of the Unity Bridge, January 2005 http://www.eastandard.net/archives/cl/hm_news/news.php?articleid=10287
2005
Source: The Mentality of Apes, 1925, p. 94; As cited in: Arthur Koestler, The Act of Creation, 1964, p. 103
“Frankly, I could carve a better opposition party out of a banana than the Tories.”
2009-05-14
Question Time
The Guardian
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2009/may/14/peter-hitchens-interview
Discussing his views on Africans and "Instant Carbohydrate Gratification" The Spectator 2 February 2002
2000s, 2002
Just For Laughs: On The Edge - 2002
Source: NASA EOS Project Science Office: The Earth Observer January/February 2004, Vol. 16, No. 1 http://eospso.gsfc.nasa.gov/eos_observ/pdf/Jan-Feb04.pdf, Page 4
“Intellectual property has the shelf life of a banana.”
The Wall Street Journal (December 29, 2011).
Attributed
Remarkable Guide to the Orchestra (2008)
"VS Ramachandran: The Sherlock Holmes Of Neuroscience," (Swarajaya, April 4, 2017) https://swarajyamag.com/magazine/any-ape-can-reach-for-a-banana-but-only-a-human-can-reach-for-the-stars
Close The Gaps: Disparities That Threaten America https://www.sanders.senate.gov/newsroom/must-read/close-the-gaps-disparities-that-threaten-america, Valley News, 5 August 2011
2010s
https://newshour.online/2017/06/20/mashrafe-mortaza-says-dont-understand-patriotism-around-cricket/