"The End of the Innocence" (co-written with Bruce Hornsby)
Song lyrics, The End of the Innocence (1989)
Quotes about lawyer
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An Interview Conducted by Frederik Nebeker, Center for the History of Electrical Engineering, 27 February 1995; Republished at Oral-History:Simon Ramo http://www.ieeeghn.org/wiki/index.php/Oral-History:Simon_Ramo, at ieeeghn.org, accessed May 30, 2014.
Skipworth's Case (1873), L. R. 9 Q. B. Ca. 232.
1920s, Proclamation Upon the Death of Woodrow Wilson (1924)
Source: Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting by in America (2001), Ch. 2: Scrubbing in Maine (pp. 117-118)
Speech http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/commons/1990/mar/06/prevention-of-terrorism in the House of Commons (6 March 1990).
1990s
Source: The Subversion of Christianity (1984), pp. 41-42
1782, reported in Henry Brougham, Baron Brougham and Vaux, Historical Sketches of Statesmen who Flourished in the Time of George III (1845), Vol. II, p. 62.
1780s
Conversation with the living legend of law - Fali Sam Nariman
Republican Presidential Debate http://www.vox.com/2016/1/15/10774204/winners-losers-republican-debate-charleston-fox-business (January 14, 2016)
2010s
"Balance" (28 September 2010)
Mimi and Eunice (2010 - present)
“While the United States has been busy creating lawyers, we have been busier creating engineers.”
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Source: Made in Japan (1986), p. 173.
Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters
Song lyrics, Honky Château (1972)
Rusbridger (2011), as cited in: John Steel (2013) Journalism and Free Speech. p. 92.
2010s
John Leguizamo Talks About "Assault on Precinct 13", January 16, 2005.
Creation seminars (2003-2005), The Age of the Earth
“Clarice: [proposing to Toni] I'll be your lawyer if you'll be my accountant.”
#76, "An Unusual Plight" (1990), collected in New, Improved! DTWOF (1990).
Dykes to Watch Out For
Harmeet Dhillon: ‘It’s a Great Time to Be a Tech Lobbyist’ http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2018/03/28/harmeet-dhillon/ (Mar 27, 2018)
Introduction Poems about Love (1969).
General sources
Reportedly said to a young John Bannister Gibson, who later became Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Pennsylvania, when Gibson remarked that Marshall had reached the acme of judicial distinction; in David Goldsmith Loth, Chief Justice: John Marshall and the Growth of the Republic (1949), p. 275. See also Albert J. Beveridge, "Life of John Marshall" (1919)
“You can hire logic, in the shape of a lawyer, to prove anything that you want to prove.”
The Autocrat of the Breakfast Table (1858)
2011 speech to the Liberal Democrat conference in Birmingham http://www.britishpoliticalspeech.org/speech-archive.htm?speech=311 (2011)
2011
Source: The Exposition of 1851: Views Of The Industry, The Science, and the Government Of England, 1851, p. 224
You Don't Have To Be Evil To Work Here, But It Helps (2006)
“From your confessor, lawyer and physician,
Hide not your case on no condition.”
Metamorphosis of Ajax (1596).
In January 2009, nearly a year after Gonzalez’s arrest, Leiderman called him excitedly: The judge had sided with them. Gonzalez was soon holding a certified copy of the judge’s order declaring him factually innocent.
As stated in, A Man Falsely Accused of Rape and Kidnap. http://jayleiderman.com/blog/jay-leiderman-quoted-part-5/
“Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick-skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge.”
Question Time, BBC1 (1992-12-03).
Written in 1852, as quoted in ch. 87.
The Female Experience (1977)
“The lawyer Gloria Allred, a longtime master of the press conference.”
December 6, 2014, The Very Private Jill Kelley, New Republic, Jeffrey Rosen, January 27, 2013 http://www.newrepublic.com/article/112206/jill-kelley-interview-david-petraeus-pen-pal-crusader,
About
““Going to dance at my wake?”
“I don’t dance,” the lawyer answered, “but you tempt me to learn.””
Source: I Will Fear No Evil (1970), Chapter 1, p. 13
Wall Street DVD Director’s Commentary (2000)
As quoted in " Vera Farmiga interview: Chats 'Up in the Air' and her craft http://www.nj.com/entertainment/movies/index.ssf/2009/12/vera_farmiga_interview_chats_up_in_the_air_and_her_craft.html" by Stephen Whitty at NewJersey.com (December 7, 2009)
“I am a trial lawyer…. Matilda says that at dinner on a good day I sound like an affidavit.”
New York Times (10 November 1986)
Linus Torvalds - Google+, Torvalds, Linus, 2013-01-17, 2013-01-20 https://plus.google.com/u/0/102150693225130002912/posts/ggzfzKyrcRQ,
2010s, 2013
"In Memory of Charles Neave" (1938).
Extra-judicial writings
“Lookit that,” he said. “A lawyer who knows how to do something useful. That’s a miracle.”
Source: The Tales of Alvin Maker, Alvin Journeyman (1995), Chapter 12.
No Wonder They're Afraid of Brit Hume" (3 May 2007).
2007
Shams Siraj Afif, quoted from Lal, K. S. (1992). The legacy of Muslim rule in India. New Delhi: Aditya Prakashan. Chapter 6 https://archive.org/stream/cu31924073036737#page/n381/mode/2up
Source: Heart of Ice A Triple Threat Novel with April Henry (Thomas Nelson), p. 46
Anish Kapoor dedicates "Leviathan}, his largest ever art work at the Grand Palais in Paris to dissident Chinese artist Ai Weiwei.
Anish Kapoor dedicates Leviathan sculpture to Ai Weiwei
p, 125
The History of Freedom in Antiquity (1877)
On Saturday Night Live, More Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Lieutenant Richard Sharpe, p. 234
Sharpe (Novel Series), Sharpe's Havoc (2003)
Therefore, I did my best to keep out of the whole final solution of the Jewish problem.
"The Nuremberg Interviews"
Delhi. Tarikh-i-Firuz Shahi, Elliot and Dowson, History of India as told by its own Historians, 8 Volumes, Allahabad Reprint, 1964. Elliot and Dowson. Vol. III, p. 365 ff https://archive.org/stream/cu31924073036737#page/n379/mode/2up Quoted in Shourie, Arun (2014). Eminent historians: Their technology, their line, their fraud. Noida, Uttar Pradesh, India : HarperCollins Publishers.
On the Lisbon Treaty, Le Monde, 15 June 2007
Budget Debate, House of Commons, Ottawa, Ontario, March 22, 1943.
Microsoft Research DRM talk http://craphound.com/msftdrm.txt(17 June 2004)
Bread and Roses: Mills, Migrants, and The Struggle for the American Dream, Bruce Watson. Viking-Penguin, 2005; pg. 95.
...the growth of symbolism was slow. Even simple ideas take hold slowly. Only in the last few centuries has the use of symbolism become widespread and effective.
Source: Mathematics and the Physical World (1959), p. 60
[218, Anthony, Lewis, w:Anthony Lewis, Vintage, 1989, 9780679723127, Gideon's Trumpet, http://books.google.com/books?id=IhDfidRb5wIC&pg=PA218&hl=en#v=onepage&q&f=false]
Source: 1880s, Incidents and Anecdotes of the Civil War (1885), pp. 282–283
[Neil McCormick, Who is right? Critics or the public?, http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/main.jhtml?xml=/arts/2005/09/29/bmneil29.xml, The Telegraph, 2005-09-29]
A Million Open Doors (1992)
2010s, 2016 Democratic National Convention (2016)
“Not all lawyers are annoying. Some are dead.”
Source: Short fiction, The Emperor and the Maula (2007), p. 476
America...You Kill Me
The History of Torture (1964), p. 89
Source: (1776), Book V, Chapter I, Part II, p. 778.
Source: A Short History Of The English Law (First Edition) (1912), Chapter IV, Improved Legal Procedure, p. 50
Counterterrorism and Cybersecurity: Total Information Awareness (2nd Edition), 2015
Preface to Ellen Terry and Bernard Shaw: A Correspondence (1931)
1940s and later
L’esser d’ un’ avvocato, chi ben pensa,
E un molino, ove a macinar concorre
D’ogni sorte di genti copia immensa.
Satire, I., IX. — "Peccadigli degli Avvocati."
Translation reported in Harbottle's Dictionary of quotations French and Italian (1904), p. 334.
Sussex Peerage Case (1844), 11 Cl. & F. 115.
“Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.”
Epigraph, quoting Charles Lamb
To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
“There may be said to be three sorts of lawyers, able, unable, and lamentable.”
Plain or Ringlets? (1860) ch. 40
Source: Lectures on Teaching, (1906), pp. 291-292
Source: The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion (10/2/2005), pp.36-39
No. 44 (Usbek writing to Rhedi)
Lettres Persanes (Persian Letters, 1721)
Describing Hillary Clinton's influence on Gillibrand's entering politics
[The Reintroduction of Kirsten Gillibrand, Rodrick, Stephen, New York Magazine, New York Media Holdings, 2009-06-07, 2011-02-04, http://nymag.com/news/politics/57197/]
“It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.”
The Complete Neurotic's Notebook (1981), Unclassified
Source: Where There's a Will: Thoughts on the Good Life (2003), Ch. 19 : The Marketplace
Les silences du colonel Bramble (The Silence of Colonel Bramble)
"The Death of Common Sense".
Ranting Again
Advocacy Before the Supreme Court: Suggestions for Effective Case Presentations, 37 A.B.A Journal 801 (1951)
Source: Autobiography of a Brown Buffalo (1972), p. 198.
Context: When I have the one million Brown Buffalos on my side I will present the demands for a new nation to both the U. S. Government and the United Nations … and then I’ll split and write the book. I have no desire to be a politician. I don’t want to lead anyone. I have no practical ego. I am not ambitious. I merely want to do what is right. Once in every century there comes a man who is chosen to speak for his people. Moses, Mao and Martin are examples. Who’s to say that I am not such a man? In this day and age the man for all seasons needs many voices. Perhaps that is why the gods have sent me into Riverbank, Panama, San Francisco, Alpine and Juarez. Perhaps that is why I’ve been taught so many trades. Who will deny that I am unique? For months, for years, no, all my life I sought to find out who I am. Why do you think I became a Baptist? Why did I try to force myself into the Riverbank Swimming Pool? And did I become a lawyer just to prove to the publishers I could do something worthwhile? Any idiot that sees only the obvious is blind. For God sake, I have never seen and I have never felt inferior to any man or beast. My single mistake has been to seek an identity with any one person or nation or with any part of history.… What I see now, on this rainy day in January, 1968, what is clear to me after this sojourn is that I am neither a Mexican nor an American. I am neither a Catholic nor a Protestant. I am a Chicano by ancestry and a Brown Buffalo by choice.
"Functions of the Trust Company in the Field of Law", 52 New York State Bar Association Report 142 (1929)
1860s, The Good Fight (1865)
Context: In January 1865, Louis Wigfall, one of the rebel chiefs, said, in Richmond, 'Sir, I wish to live in no country where the man who blacks my boots or curries my horse is my equal'. Three months afterwards, when the rebel was skulking away to Mexico, Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States, walked through the streets of Richmond and respectfully lifted his hat to the men who blacked Louis Wigfall's boots and curried his horse. What did it mean? It meant that the truest American president we have ever had, the companion of Washington in our love and honor, recognized that the poorest man, however outraged, however ignorant, however despised, however black, was, as a man, his equal. The child of the American people was their most prophetic man, because, whether as small shop-keeper, as flat-boatman, as volunteer captain, as honest lawyer, as defender of the Declaration, as President of the United States, he knew by the profoundest instinct and the widest experience and reflection, that in the most vital faith of this country it is just as honorable for an honest man to curry a horse and black a boot as it is to raise cotton or corn, to sell molasses or cloth, to practice medicine or law, to gamble in stocks or speculate in petroleum. He knew the European doctrine that the king makes the gentleman; but he believed with his whole soul the doctrine, the American doctrine, that worth makes the man. He stood with his hand on the helm, and saw the rebel colors of caste flying in the storm of war. He heard the haughty shout of rebellion to the American principle rising above the gale, 'Capital ought to own labor and the laborer, and a few men should monopolize political power'. He heard the cracked and quavering voice of medieval Europe in which that rebel craft was equipped and launched, speaking by the tongue of Alexander Stephens, 'We build on the comer-stone of slavery'. Then calmly waiting until the wildest fury of the gale, the living America, which is our country, mistress of our souls, by the lips of Abraham Lincoln thundered jubilantly back to the dead Europe of the past, 'And we build upon fair play for every man, equality before the laws, and God for us all'.
“Movies in Hollywood now, for the past 20 or 30 years, are made mainly by lawyers or agents.”
ibid.
Cited in: Ideas, not plots, inspire Jean-Luc Godard http://www.csmonitor.com/1994/0803/03121.html, csmonitor.com, August 3, 1994
A Vindication of Natural Society (1756)
Context: A good parson once said, that where mystery begins, religion ends. Cannot I say, as truly at least, of human laws, that where mystery begins, justice ends? It is hard to say whether the doctors of law or divinity have made the greater advances in the lucrative business of mystery. The lawyers, as well as the theologians, have erected another reason besides natural reason; and the result has been, another justice besides natural justice. They have so bewildered the world and themselves in unmeaning forms and ceremonies, and so perplexed the plainest matters with metaphysical jargon, that it carries the highest danger to a man out of that profession, to make the least step without their advice and assistance. Thus, by confining to themselves the knowledge of the foundation of all men's lives and properties, they have reduced all mankind into the most abject and servile dependence. We are tenants at the will of these gentlemen for everything; and a metaphysical quibble is to decide whether the greatest villain breathing shall meet his deserts, or escape with impunity, or whether the best man in the society shall not be reduced to the lowest and most despicable condition it affords. In a word, my Lord, the injustice, delay, puerility, false refinement, and affected mystery of the law are such, that many who live under it come to admire and envy the expedition, simplicity, and equality of arbitrary judgments.