Sometimes credited to Jack Kerouac, from his book The Dharma Bums. It is not a quote by Kerouac. It first appeared as a very brief description of The Dharma Bums in Esquire's list of "The 80 Best Books Every Man Should Read" in 2010: http://www.esquire.com/entertainment/books/g96/80-books/?slide=71. It was later copied by Kilburn Hall in his list of 30 "Books and Authors Every Man Should Read" which he first posted online in 2012: https://kilburnhall.wordpress.com/2012/03/17/the-books-and-authors-every-man-should-read/
Misattributed
Quotes about lawn
A collection of quotes on the topic of lawn, doing, likeness, housing.
Quotes about lawn
Source: The Northern Farm: A Glorious Year on a Small Maine Farm
“Death is a process as straightforward as mowing a lawn.”
Source: The Eclipse: A Memoir of Suicide (2004), P. 188.
Source: No One Belongs Here More Than You
Source: A Manual for Cleaning Women: Selected Stories
“My bodyguard was mowing the lawn in a pink bikini when the body fell from the sky.”
Source: Dead Over Heels
“I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?”
Source: Ghost Town
Source: The Mysterious Benedict Society
"David Brooks and the DLC: Best Friends Forever?", AlterNet (3 August 2006)
About Ricky Hatton, as quoted in BBC http://news2.thdo.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/6328555.stm.
How to... Love, Never Hit a Jellyfish with a Spade: How to Survive Life’s Smaller Challenges (2004).
Regina
All Men are Mortal (1946)
E-mail to city hall http://www.insaneabode.com/Polls/cityhall.html
“My men, like satyrs grazing on the lawns,
Shall with their goat feet dance the antic hay.”
Gaveston, Act I, scene i, lines 57–58
Edward II (c. 1592)
“When I retire, I'll get Ricky Hatton to wash my clothes and cut my lawn and buckle my shoes.”
Floyd Mayweather Jr talking the talk http://news2.thdo.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/boxing/6328555.stm
Other boxers on Ricky(Sourced)
Waltz (Better Than Fine)
Song lyrics, Extraordinary Machine (2005)
After Bartimaeus and 'the boy' defeat enemies entering the yard.
The Bartimaeus Trilogy Official Website, Bart's Journal
"The South Park Mohammad controversy" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUEaMA4gRIk
Real Time with Bill Maher
On Deacon Jones, as quoted in "Loquacious Sportswriter: Arnold Hano Calls 'em as He Sees 'em in World of Sports"
Sports-related
To the Unknown Lady Who Wrote the Letters Found In the Hatbox
Night Light (1967)
"Class Struggle on the Desktop"
In the Beginning... was the Command Line (1999)
St. 28
Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard http://www.thomasgray.org/cgi-bin/display.cgi?text=elcc (written 1750, publ. 1751)
“Brushing with hasty steps the dews away,
To meet the sun upon the upland lawn.”
St. 25
Elegy Written in a Country Churchyard http://www.thomasgray.org/cgi-bin/display.cgi?text=elcc (written 1750, publ. 1751)
quoted by Lida de Moraes of Deadline Hollywood https://deadline.com/2014/06/eric-garcetti-f-bomb-bill-de-blasio-jimmy-kimmel-kings-stanley-cup-video-791424/ (June 16, 2014)
2014, Los Angeles Kings Stanley Cup celebration
“Hughie, get your tanks off my lawn.”
Statement to trade union leader Hugh Scanlon (c. 1969), as quoted in "Lord Scanlon" in The Telegraph (28 January 2004) http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/1452770/Lord-Scanlon.html
Prime Minister
Source: Pictures from an Institution (1954) [novel], Chapter 1: “The President, Mrs., and Derek Robbins”, p. 3; opening paragraph of novel
Source: Permaculture: A Designers' Manual (1988), chapter 3.10
"Cohen," the assistant attorney general of an unnamed East Coast state meeting covertly with Sangamon Taylor near the Jersey Shore. Chapter 11
Zodiac (1988)
I was proud of my country.
Source: American Soldier (2004), p. 247
(He would catch me up on the way to the library.) “What are you reading? We read that last year. Not really a war story, though, is it? Want to go eat French toast?”
Darling: A Spiritual Autobiography (2013)
" A Bird in the House" in Collected Poems (Carcanet, 1987)
Pleasant Valley Sunday (1967), co-written with Gerry Goffin, recorded by The Monkees
Song lyrics, Singles
“It certainly isn't croquet, and it certainly isn't lawn bowls.”
"ABC Radio interview 02/25/2007" http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2007/02/25/1856328.htm
Godfrey compares paragliding to other sports, in light of 3 accidents during the 10th Paragliding World Championships.
First Week, Sixth Day. Compare: "Much like a subtle spider which doth sit In middle of her web, which spreadeth wide; If aught do touch the utmost thread of it, She feels it instantly on every side", John Davies, The Immortality of the Soul.
La Semaine; ou, Création du monde (1578)
Viqar-ul-Mulk addressing a students’ gathering at Aligarh. Cited by R.C. Majumdar (ed.), History and Culture of the Indian People, Volume XI, Bombay, 1981, p.146. Quoted from Goel, Sita Ram (1995). Muslim separatism: Causes and consequences. ISBN 9788185990262
“Mowing your lawn is against nature.”
Responding to Reverend Lou Sheldon insisting on homosexuality being against the very force of nature, Bill Maher's talk show Politically Incorrect, August 2001
Book I, lines 417–430 (pp. 23–24)
The Lusiad; Or, The Discovery of India: an Epic Poem (1776)
On exploitative media coverage of the Danielle Van Dam case, Paley Center for Media interview http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OymCVXtl3-4&feature=channel_page, 2002
Markets, Governments, and the Common Good, speech at Hillsdale College (27 September 2007)
2000s
Context: Say that you hire me to mow your lawn and afterwards you pay me $30. What I have earned might be thought of as certificates of performance, i. e. proof that I served you. With these certificates of performance in hand, I visit my grocer and demand 3 pounds of steak and a six-pack of beer that my fellow man produced. In effect, the grocer asks, "Williams, you're demanding that your fellow man, as ranchers and brewers, serve you; what did you do in turn to serve your fellow man?" I say, "I mowed my fellow man’s lawn." The grocer says, "Prove it!" That's when I hand over my certificates of performance -- the $30.
Source: Henry Rios series of novels, Goldenboy (1988), p.132
"I can't believe an assistant attorney general came right out and said that."
"Well, I wouldn't say it in public."
"Cohen," the assistant attorney general of an unnamed East Coast state meeting covertly with Sangamon Taylor near the Jersey Shore. Chapter 11
Zodiac (1988)
Source: "Goodnight!", in Lamia's Winter-Quarters (London: Macmillan and Co., 1898), p. 163.