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Ryan M. North is a Canadian writer and computer programmer who is the creator and author of Dinosaur Comics, and co-creator of Whispered Apologies and Happy Dog the Happy Dog. He has been the writer of The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl for Marvel Comics since the series debuted in January 2015. Wikipedia  

✵ 20. October 1980
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Famous Ryan North Quotes

“I saw The Mountain Ghost last night and they were really good but also scary! Actually they are called the Mountain GOATS and do not feature scary g-g-g-ghosts. Luckily.”

Ryan North

Blog post http://www.livejournal.com/users/qwantz/32795.html

“I'm totally applying assumed Creative Commons rights.”

Ryan North

Blog post http://www.livejournal.com/users/qwantz/32441.html

“Of course it's easy to get on public transit! It's public transit.”

Ryan North

Blog post http://www.livejournal.com/users/qwantz/36998.html

“I collect power supplies like other men collect meaningful relationships! THAT IS TO SAY, AT THE RATE OF ABOUT ONE A YEAR”

Ryan North

Comment on LiveJournal http://www.livejournal.com/users/qwantz/24526.html

“If you find you are not understanding my explaination for a joke, hit "F5" on your browser and the page will refresh and I will explain it again.”

Ryan North

Jokes Explained page http://www.insaneabode.com/roboterotica/jokesexplained/index.html

Ryan North Quotes

“Good luck distinguishing which sign is the REAL sign when my entire front lawn is covered with thousands of little green signs - each with a different number! Ahahahah! I'll be EVERY address in the whole freakin' township! And what are you gonna do about it? Hopefully, NOTHING!”

Ryan North

E-mail to city hall http://www.insaneabode.com/Polls/cityhall.html

“They are "sexcellent". That is a pun for you, you will find lots of puns on the internet! Also: blonde jokes.”

Ryan North

On Lesbian Robots kissing http://www.insaneabode.com/roboterotica/lesbianrobots.html

“Don't worry, it's very clear that the painting was done by a human, most likely a human with one eye removed and a feverent if incorrect understanding of design and anatomy.”

Ryan North

Blog comment http://www.livejournal.com/users/qwantz/38861.html?thread=1226189#t1226189

“We're all already aware of boobies; it is the general state of most people in North America! THANKS, MEDIA AND THE MALE GAZE”

Ryan North

Comment http://www.livejournal.com/users/dinosaurcomics/30377.html?thread=712873#t712873

“Failure is just success rounded down.”

Ryan North

Comic dialogue http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=955

“I'm suddenly worried people will think that I believe their religion can be summed up on four sex-obsessed sentences.”

Ryan North

Comment http://www.livejournal.com/users/dinosaurcomics/31123.html?thread=753043#t753043

“Man, staying at home is for chumps! You could shake the man's hand! YOU COULD TOTALLY SMOOCH HIM MAYBE.
maybe not but still!”

Ryan North

Comment on LiveJournal http://www.livejournal.com/users/qwantz/41260.html?thread=1300012#t1300012

“I speculate that the genesis of the chicken-joke lies in some situation such as the one illustrated above, but over time the original context of the joke was lost, which left the chicken sadly decontextualized.”

Ryan North

Explaining jokes http://www.insaneabode.com/roboterotica/jokesexplained/whydidthechicken.html

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