Quotes about jail
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John A. McDougall photo

“The pain and suffering inflicted on children by the American diet is so brutal that if it were administered with a stick, parents would be put in jail.”

John A. McDougall (1947) American physician

“Vegan Diet Damages Baby's Brain—Sensationalism!,” in VegNews (March–April 2003), p. 10; as quoted in Will Tuttle, The World Peace Diet (Lantern Books, 2005), p. 66 https://books.google.it/books?id=BTqLjAOwsSMC&pg=PA66.

Hugo Black photo
Nas photo

“Freedom or jail clips inserted, a baby's being born/ Same time a man is murdered, the beginning and end.”

Nas (1973) American rapper, record producer and entrepreneur

"Nas Is Like"
On Albums, I Am... (1999)

Paul Dini photo
Mel Brooks photo
Bernie Sanders photo

“Wall Street won’t change until we make it clear that no bank is too big to fail and no CEO is too big to jail.”

Bernie Sanders (1941) American politician, senator for Vermont

Wells Fargo’s Business Model is Fraud https://medium.com/@SenSanders/wells-fargos-business-model-is-fraud-d19fb6fbe0a8#.pu31ehcy2, Medium (22 September 2016)
2010s, 2016

Mary Tyler Moore photo

“My grandfather once said, having watched me one entire afternoon, prancing and leaping and cavorting, "this child will either end up on stage or in jail." Fortunately, I took the easy route.”

Mary Tyler Moore (1936–2017) American actress, television producer

"Mary Tyler Moore" Interview by Diane Werts at Archive of American Television (23 October 1997) http://www.emmytvlegends.org/interviews/people/mary-tyler-moore

Philip K. Dick photo
Subcomandante Marcos photo
James Comey photo
Jim Morrison photo
Samuel Johnson photo
Mr. T photo
Oksana Shachko photo
Louis-ferdinand Céline photo

“And the music came back with the carnival, the music you've heard as far back as you can remember, ever since you were little, that's always playing somewhere, in some corner of the city, in little country towns, wherever poor people go and sit at the end of the week to figure out what's become of them, sometimes here, sometimes there, from season to season, it tinkles and grinds out the tunes that rich people danced to the year before. It's the mechanical music that floats down from the wooden horses, from the cars that aren't cars anymore, from the railways that aren't at all scenic, from the platform under the wrestler who hasn't any muscles and doesn't come from Marseille, from the beardless lady, the magician who's a butter-fingered jerk, the organ that's not made of gold, the shooting gallery with the empty eggs. It's the carnival made to delude the weekend crowd. We go in and drink the beer with no head on it. But under the cardboard trees the stink of the waiter's breath is real. And the change he gives you has several peculiar coins in it, so peculiar that you go on examining them for weeks and weeks and finally, with considerable difficulty, palm them off on some beggar. What do you expect at the carnival? Gotta have what fun you can between hunger and jail, and take things as they come. No sense complaining, we're sitting down aren't we? Which ain't to be sneezed at. I saw the same old Gallery of the Nations, the one Lola caught sight of years and years ago on that avenue in the park of Saint-Cloud. You always see things again at carnivals, they revive the joy of past carnivals. Over the years the crowds must have come back time and again to stroll on the main avenue of the park of Saint-Cloud…taking it easy. The war had been over long ago. And say I wonder if that shooting gallery still belonged to the same owner? Had he come back alive from the war? I take an interest in everything. Those are the same targets, but in addition, they're shooting at airplanes now. Novelty. Progress. Fashion. The wedding was still there, the soldier too, and the town hall with its flag. Plus a few more things to shoot at than before.”

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Journey to the End of the Night (1932)

Samuel Gompers photo

“What does labor want? We want more schoolhouses and less jails; more books and less arsenals; more learning and less vice; more leisure and less greed; more justice and less revenge; in fact, more of the opportunities to cultivate our better natures.”

Samuel Gompers (1850–1924) American Labor Leader[AFL]

The Shoe workers' journal, Volume 16‎ (1915) p. 4
Variant: What does labor want? We want more school houses and less jails. More books and less guns. More learning and less vice. More leisure and less greed. More justice and less revenge. We want more … opportunities to cultivate our better natures.

Nancy Grace photo
Margaret Sanger photo
Tibor R. Machan photo

“If one behaved as a good citizen or a charitable person simply because one was dreadfully scared of the state placing one in jail, one would not be a good citizen or person but barely more than a circus animal.”

Tibor R. Machan (1939–2016) Hungarian-American philosopher

Source: Classical Individualism: The Supreme Importance of Each Human Being (1998), p. 11

Emil M. Cioran photo
Howard Dean photo
Francis Escudero photo
Nick Bostrom photo

“Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.”

Nick Bostrom (1973) Swedish philosopher

In Defence of Posthuman Dignity http://www.nickbostrom.com/ethics/dignity.html, Bioethics, Vol. 19, Iss. 3 (2005), p. 211

William F. Buckley Jr. photo
Austin Grossman photo
Harry V. Jaffa photo
H.L. Mencken photo
Horace Mann photo

“Jails and prisons are the complement of schools; so many less as you have of the latter, so many more must you have of the former.”

Horace Mann (1796–1859) American politician

As quoted in Report of the Superintendent of Public Instruction of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (1881)

Bob Dylan photo

“Steal a little and they throw you in jail; steal a lot and they make you king.”

Bob Dylan (1941) American singer-songwriter, musician, author, and artist

Song lyrics, Infidels (1983), Sweetheart Like You

Sri Aurobindo photo
Ernest Hemingway photo
Leo Igwe photo
Jello Biafra photo
Gary Snyder photo

“If, after obtaining Buddhahood, anyone in my land
gets tossed in jail on a vagrancy rap, may I
not attain highest perfect enlightenment.”

Gary Snyder (1930) American poet

Burning, from No Nature; New and Selected Poems (1992)

Karunanidhi photo

“She is out on bail after spending six months in jail. If everyone is united in their heartfelt welcome, everyone will be happy.”

Karunanidhi (1924–2018) Indian politician who has served as Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu, India on five separate occasions

About his daughter and party MP Kanimozhi I am extremely happy, says Karunanidhi http://www.thehindu.com/news/national/article2668360.ece

John Leguizamo photo

“He thinks he can use the jail for networking to be somebody. In that way, he's always operating.”

John Leguizamo (1964) Colombian and American actor, film producer, voice artist, and comedian

John Leguizamo Talks About "Assault on Precinct 13", January 16, 2005.

Victor Serge photo
Bill Maher photo
Donald J. Trump photo

“Nobody should be allowed to burn the American flag - if they do, there must be consequences - perhaps loss of citizenship or year in jail!”

Donald J. Trump (1946) 45th President of the United States of America

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/803567993036754944, quoted in * 2019-10-29 When They Come for You: How Police and Government Are Trampling Our Liberties - and How to Take Them Back David Kirby St. Martin's Press 1466870052
Ref: en.wikiquote.org - Donald Trump / Quotes / Donald Trump on social media / Twitter
2010s, 2016, November

Anand Gandhi photo

“We now remain, at least on paper, one of the last few countries in the world, where if you don’t die successfully, you’ll go to jail for attempting.”

Anand Gandhi (1980) Indian film director

"Landscape of the individual" in Indian Express (14 September 2015) http://indianexpress.com/article/opinion/columns/landscape-of-the-individual/

Mario Cuomo photo
Rob Enderle photo

“Bernie Madoff, who was put in jail for losing $64B actually looks damn good against the Cook's near 5X bigger loss.”

Rob Enderle (1954) American financial analyst

The impossible task of fixing Apple http://tgdaily.com/opinion-features/70874-the-impossible-task-of-fixing-apple in TG Daily (10 April 2013)

Lillian Hellman photo

“A man should be jailed for telling lies to the young.”

Lillian Hellman (1905–1984) American dramatist and screenwriter

Candide (1956) a comic operetta based upon the satire by Voltaire.

Erving Goffman photo
Hillary Clinton photo

“There should be no bank too big to fail and no individual too big to jail.”

Hillary Clinton (1947) American politician, senator, Secretary of State, First Lady

Tweet (17 January 2016) https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/688917116314120192
Presidential campaign (April 12, 2015 – 2016)

Kin Hubbard photo
Adam Smith photo
Jussi Halla-aho photo

“Regarding the homosexual at Tehtaanpuisto park I briefly considered getting my gun from the upstairs and shooting him in the head. Would the gratification from it exceed the annoyance of serving time in jail? Violence is these days a very undervalued method of solving problems.”

Jussi Halla-aho (1971) Finnish Slavic linguist, blogger and a politician

Jussi Halla-aho (2003), published in the blog Scripta Katuhäirinnästä http://web.archive.org/web/20070826081930/www.halla-aho.com/scripta/katuhairinnasta.html, October 17, 2003
2000-04

Ursula K. Le Guin photo
Alfred de Zayas photo
Ernest Hemingway photo
Ai Weiwei photo
Edgar Lee Masters photo
Anna Akhmatova photo

“And I pray not for myself alone..
for all who stood outside the jail,
in bitter cold or summer's blaze,
with me under that blind red wall.”

Anna Akhmatova (1889–1966) Russian modernist poet

Requiem; 1935-1940 (1963; 1987), Epilogue
Context: I have learned how faces fall to bone,
how under the eyelids terror lurks,
how suffering inscribes on cheeks
the hard lines of its cuneiform texts,
how glossy black or ash-fair locks
turn overnight to tarnished silver,
how smiles fade on submissive lips,
and fear quavers in a dry titter.
And I pray not for myself alone..
for all who stood outside the jail,
in bitter cold or summer's blaze,
with me under that blind red wall.

Masha Gessen photo
Murray Leinster photo
Bernie Sanders photo
Piet Joubert photo
Barrett Brown photo

“In conclusion, they should let me out of jail.”

Barrett Brown (1981) American journalist, essayist and satirist

VICE, "What Radio Censorship Says About America" http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/what-radio-censorship-says-about-america 17 December 2013.

Bill Hicks photo
Ilana Mercer photo
Asif Ali Zardari photo

“What can I do if everyone from the president to a junior bureaucrat is dying to convict me. If I am such a criminal, what was I doing outside jail before my marriage to Benazir?”

Asif Ali Zardari (1955) politician in Pakistan

Zardari at an interview of India Today, responding about his corruption charges http://m.indiatoday.in/story/asif-zardari-a-man-with-an-incredibly-attractive-personality/1/319298.html

Jorge Luis Borges photo

“Well, he wrote a book -- well, maybe here I'm being political -- he wrote a book about the tyrants of South America, and then he had several stanzas against the United States. Now he knows that that's rubbish. And he had not a word against Perón. Because he had a law suit in Buenos Aires, that was explained to me afterwards, and he didn't care to risk anything. And so, when he was supposed to be writing at the top of his voice, full of noble indignation, he had not a word to say against Perón. And he was married to an Argentine lady, he knew that many of his friends had been sent to jail. He knew all about the state of our country, but not a word against him. At the same time, he was speaking against the United States, knowing the whole thing was a lie, no? But, of course, that doesn't mean anything against his poetry. Neruda is a very fine poet, a great poet in fact. And when they gave Miguel de Asturias the Nobel Prize, I said that it should have been given to Neruda! Now when I was in Chile, and we were on different political sides, I think he did the best thing to do. He went on a holiday during the three or four days I was there so there was no occasion for our meeting. But I think he was acting politely, no? Because he knew that people would be playing him up against me, no? I mean, I was an Argentine, poet, he was a Chilean poet, he's on the side of the Communists, I'm against them. So I felt he was behaving very wisely in avoiding a meeting that would have been quite uncomfortable for both of us.”

Jorge Luis Borges (1899–1986) Argentine short-story writer, essayist, poet and translator, and a key figure in Spanish language literature

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Conversations with Jorge Luis Borges (1968)

“There're so many young guys, you know — young Americans and, yes, young men everywhere — a whole generation of people younger than me who have grown up feeling inadequate as men because they haven't been able to fight in a war and find out whether they are brave or not. Because it is in an effort to prove this bravery that we fight — in wars or in bars — whereas if a man were truly brave he wouldn't have to be always proving it to himself. So therefore I am forced to consider bravery suspect, and ridiculous, and dangerous. Because if there are enough young men like that who feel strongly enough about it, they can almost bring on a war, even when none of them want it, and are in fact struggling against having one. (And as far as modern war is concerned I am a pacifist. Hell, it isn't even war anymore, as far as that goes. It's an industry, a big business complex.) And it's a ridiculous thing because this bravery myth is something those young men should be able to laugh at. Of course the older men like me, their big brothers, and uncles, and maybe even their fathers, we don't help them any. Even those of us who don't openly brag. Because all the time we are talking about how scared we were in the war, we are implying tacitly that we were brave enough to stay. Whereas in actual fact we stayed because we were afraid of being laughed at, or thrown in jail, or shot, as far as that goes.”

James Jones (1921–1977) American author

The Paris Review interview (1958)

Warren Farrell photo
Samuel Johnson photo

“No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned … A man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company.”

Samuel Johnson (1709–1784) English writer

August 31 and September 23, 1773
Also quoted in Boswell's Life of Johnson
The Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides (1785)

Indro Montanelli photo
Ann Coulter photo

“The presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail.”

Ann Coulter (1961) author, political commentator

Hannity & Colmes (24 August 2001).
2001

Alex Jones photo

“If I'm in, you know, especially in a poor area, and I see guys walking like they're thugs down the street, I don't care what color they are, I go "That guy looks like they're a thug, and looks like they're tough, okay… If they try to shake me down I'm gonna ignore them and keep walking, and if they come up to me and try to put a hand on me, I'm gonna punch 'em right in the throat. 'Cause I don't wanna jump on top on of 'em and hurt my knees and stuff, when I slam their head in the ground. Plus, I don't wanna kill 'em. 'Cause then I'd have to go to jail and stuff, and they'd have to find that it was done in self defense. Been down that road." So, I'm sitting there and I'm thinking, "Alright. I'm gonna punch this guy in the throat." I'm thinking how hard am I gonna punch him. And I'm not thinking he's a black guy. I'm thinking the guy's walking like a thug, thinks they're tough, and I'm thinking about how I'm going to defend myself. Just like when I've been at the Coast, a few years ago, and walk out of a restaurant in South Padre and they're having a biker rally—and it wasn't like a nice biker rally, most rallies are nice people—it was like thug wannabes, rode up with a motorcycle…and were looking at me, and I was thinking "Okay. Alright. That guy is taking his helmet off. I'm gonna punch him in the throat the minute he tries to get up and do something, and then I'm gonna assault those next three guys. Then they'll probably pull a weapon. I need to take that." I mean, that's what I'm thinking whenever something like that is going on. I can't help it. I'm thinking, "Alright, I'm ready to kill." That's just how I am. And I'm thinking, "Alright. Okay. Instantly assess these guys. These are probably ex-con, real criminals. I've got my three kids here. That gives me, you know, just turbo dinosaur power. And I'm thinking, "Control yourself. Don't have a fight, unless you absolutely got to."”

Alex Jones (1974) American radio host, author, conspiracy theorist and filmmaker

You know, the man in me is ready to take all on! and... you know what I'm talking about, don't you? ARGH, you scum! I hate gang members and filth! And it has nothing to do with black people. But I will stump your head in if you start a fight with me, you thug scum! Anyways, excuse me ladies and gentlemen.
"Alex Jones Self-Defense Rant" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIMJ_pxy2eU, July 2013.
2013

“They can't understand why any American in his right mind who's not escaping a jail term or something, would voluntarily want to come to [South] Korea and live here.”

Brian Reynolds Myers (1963) American professor of international studies

On how South Koreans view U.S. expatriates in South Korea
2010s, Interview with Colin Marshall (February 2015)

John Gray photo
Richard Nixon photo

“If you are going to lie, you go to jail for the lie rather than the crime. So believe me, don't ever lie.”

Richard Nixon (1913–1994) 37th President of the United States of America

To John Dean in April 1973 http://books.google.com/?id=JpRAAAAAIAAJ&dq=%22If+you+are+going+to+lie+you+go+to+jail+for+the+lie+rather+than+the+crime+So+believe+me+don't+ever+lie%22&pg=PA42. Dean was due to testify before the Senate Watergate Committee, which he did on 25 June 1973.
1970s

Michio Kushi photo
Jorge Luis Borges photo

“Years of solitude had taught him that, in one's memory, all days tend to be the same, but that there is not a day, not even in jail or in the hospital, which does not bring surprises, which is not a translucent network of minimal surprises.”

Jorge Luis Borges (1899–1986) Argentine short-story writer, essayist, poet and translator, and a key figure in Spanish language literature

"The Waiting" translated by James E. Irby (1959)

Amy Lowell photo
Franco Frattini photo
John Waters photo

“I'd never trust anyone who hadn't spent at least one night of his youth in the local jail. The more hell you raise as a teen-ager, the sweeter your memories will be.”

John Waters (1946) American filmmaker, actor, comedian and writer

Books, Shock Value: A Tasteful Book About Bad Taste (1981)

Gideon Levy photo
Boy George photo

“Jail's like school but you can't leave.”

Boy George (1961) English musician

Boy George: 'Jail's like school but you can't leave' http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010/oct/12/boy-george-interview, guardian.co.uk, 12 October 2010

Boniface Mwangi photo
Hugo Chávez photo
Larry the Cable Guy photo

“OJ isn't going to jail — he just changed his name to BJ.”

Larry the Cable Guy (1963) American stand-up comedian, actor, country music artist, voice artist

Tailgate Party (2009)

Martin Luther King, Jr. photo
Rob Enderle photo
Eugene V. Debs photo
Bernie Sanders photo
Barrett Brown photo

“We're in a state of conflict with the Government. Either we are going to jail or we're going to win.”

Barrett Brown (1981) American journalist, essayist and satirist

The Australian, "Hackers poised for further releases" http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/world/anonymous-hackers/story-e6frg6so-1226231714054, 28 December 2011.

Anton Chekhov photo
Nancy Pelosi photo
Michelle Obama photo
Mike Tyson photo

“Then I came out of jail and beat guys because they were basically scared.”

Mike Tyson (1966) American boxer

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/print?id=2083509&type=story
On boxing