Quotes about announcement
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From his autobiography Groucho and Me (1959)
Variant: Although it is generally known, I think it's about time to announce that I was born at a very early age.

The Plot: The Secret Story of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion (10/2/2005)
From the pot farm chapter, p. 283.
The American Dream (2008)

Hansard, House of Commons, 5th series, vol. 951 col. 1027.
Denis Healey, Howe's opposite number as Chancellor of the Exchequer in the Labour government, speaking in the House of Commons on 14 June, 1978.
About

“We are here to announce class warfare, in peace and for democracy.”
As quoted in "Protests Urge Resignation of Leaders in Thailand http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/15/world/asia/15thai.html" in The New York Times (15 March 2010).

Sjálfstætt fólk (Independent People) (1935), Book Two, Part II: Years of Prosperity

Message to the Tricontinental (1967)

Letter to Robert Krulwich (2010)

Report on Peace (8 November 1917) http://marx.org/archive/lenin/works//1917/oct/25-26/26b.htm, Lenin's Collected Works, Vol. 26.
1910s
Nahj al-Balagha
I Didn't Come Here to Argue (1969), "It's a Funny Thing About Me, but Not Very," page 51.

Remarks at his installation as Attorney General http://www.usdoj.gov/ag/speeches/2005/02142005_aggonzales.htm (February 14, 2005).

Response to Jon Stewart's request that he announce his candidacy for President of the United States in the 2008 election on The Daily Show (6 June 2005)
2000s

"Peace in Our Time: The Spirit of Munich Lives On," Policy Review, Summer 1987, by Michael Johns: Defining the Reagan Doctrine

( June 16, 2005 http://web.archive.org/web/20050617/corner.nationalreview.com/05_06_12_corner-archive.asp#066356)
2000s, 2005

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/05/05dupdate.phtml

La crise du monde moderne (The Crisis of the Modern World) (1927)

Official Journal of the House of Representatives of the State of Louisiana (1854-03-16)

2000s, Burning embassies is not the way (2008)
Source: The Vampire Economy: Doing Business Under Fascism, 2014, p. 178

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Speech to the City Liberal Club (19 July 1901), reported in The Times (20 July 1901), p. 15.
Source: Art & Other Serious Matters, (1985), pp. 247-248, "American Drawing"

Interview with Locus magazine (November 2005)

Hunger of Memory: The Education of Richard Rodriguez (1982)

Would President Assad invite a cruise missile to his palace? http://www.robert-fisk.com/articles230.htm, 15 April, 2003
2003
On the movie Fahrenheit 9/11 breaking box office records. — Zap2it.com (27 June 2004) http://www.zap2it.com/movies/go?path=/movies/news/story&general_id=22014
2004, Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)

From Transcript, February (2005) http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/europe/jan-june05/lavrov_2-11.html

Preface, The Noël Coward Song Book, pp. 12–13.

Declaring the Era of the Peace Kingdom, Address to the United States Congress http://www.unification.net/2004/20040323_1.html (2004-03-23)

Why War? (November 21, 1998) http://web.archive.org/web/20070324011124/http://www.natvan.com/pub/1998/112198.txt, American Dissident Voices Broadcast of November 21, 1998 http://archive.org/details/DrWilliamPierceAudioArchive308RadioBroadcasts
1990s, 1990

Statement made to representatives of the Pagan Newswire Collective (PNC)
2011-10-16
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/paganswithdisabilities/2011/10/full-transcript-of-qa-with-presidential-candidate-gary-johnson/
2012-02-24
Economic Policy

[239, Under the Same Roof, Anthony Ellis McGee, 1467804762, 2006, AuthorHouse]
About

2010s, Update on Investigations in Ferguson (2015)

The iPhone is a piece of shit, and so is your face. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=iphone
The Best Page in the Universe

“I'm gonna be so bummed when they announce my sexually transmitted diseases.”
[Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]

Jiang Yi-huah (2014) cited in " ROC not Scotland, independence vote not needed: Jiang http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/front/archives/2014/09/17/2003599885" on Taipei Times, 17 September 2014

White House Correspondents' Association Dinner (2006)

Source: 1900s, Notes d'un Peintre (Notes of a Painter) (1908), p. 412

Explaining that he has excluded living performers. Preface, p. vi.
Everyman's Dictionary of Music (London: J. M Dent & Sons; 3rd ed. 1958)

2010s, 2015, Presidential Bid Announcement (June 16, 2015)

On how rumors got started that he was working with rapper T.I. (and how they made it to Wikipedia).
Mayer, John (2007). "10 ANSWERS FOR ANDREW MILLER" http://www.johnmayer.com/blog#274 JohnMayer.com (accessed January 25, 2007)

Reported in Josiah Hotchkiss Gilbert, Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), p. 30.
Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895)

Public Talks, The State of the Onion 11

"Paradigms Lost," interview with Gloria Brame, ELF: Eclectic Literary Forum (Spring 1995)
Interviews

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-11621981-details/I'm+a+street+bum,+says+broke+Tyson/article.do;jsessionid=dZGvFJZGkLvsnbWWXZrVhsZ2kJlny8kkygtqYThr5ZL2nyWzmSjJ!-686754952
On himself
East (1975), Scene 17

Violating the Boundaries: An Interview with Richard Rodriguez (1999)

"New response to Palestinian terrorism", The Jerusalem Post, 2002-03-11
Page 7 of "The Chinese and their Rebellions, viewed in connection with their national philosophy, ethics, legislation and administration, to which is added An Essay on Civilization and its present state in the East and West" https://books.google.com/books?id=dKEBAAAAQAAJ&pg=PR3&dq=The+Chinese+and+their+Rebellions,+viewed+in+connection+with+their+national+philosophy,+ethics,+legislation+and+administration,+to+which+is+added+An+Essay+on+Civilization+and+its+present+state+in+the+East+and+West&hl=en&sa=X&ei=x626UaDJKsnWyQHLmoG4BA&ved=0CC0Q6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=The%20Chinese%20and%20their%20Rebellions%2C%20viewed%20in%20connection%20with%20their%20national%20philosophy%2C%20ethics%2C%20legislation%20and%20administration%2C%20to%20which%20is%20added%20An%20Essay%20on%20Civilization%20and%20its%20present%20state%20in%20the%20East%20and%20West&f=false

1850s, Latter-Day Pamphlets (1850), Stump Orator (May 1, 1850)

" Of Freedom of Speech http://books.google.com/books?id=OM4eT2epYzwC&q="Society+can+exist+only+on+the+basis+that+there+is+some+amount+of+polished+lying+and+that+no+one+says+exactly+what+he+thinks"&pg=PA95#v=onepage", lecture given in China (4 March 1933)

Il est satisfaisant, pour les ministres du peuple libre, d'avoir à lui annoncer que la patrie va être sauvée.
http://www.gutenberg.org/dirs/etext04/8dscs10.txt
Speech, Assemblée legislative, Paris (1792-09-02), reported in Le Moniteur (1792-09-04) http://www.bartleby.com/268/7/20.html
“it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the celebs are at it again”
[ Link to tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/514845232509501440]
Tweets by year, 2014

Source: Alfred P. Sloan in The Turning Wheel, 1934, p. 332-3: Speech by President Alfred P. Sloan, Jr., 1927 (II)
Source: My Forty Years with Ford, 1956, p. 110 ; As cited in: EyeWitness to History (2005)

"The Ends of Man," Margins of Philosophy, tr. w/ notes by Alan Bass. The University of Chicago Press. Chicago, 1982. (original French published in Paris, 1972, as Marges de la philosophie). p. 123

2010s, Why the Left Hates America (2015)

Akhbarat-i-Darbar-i-Mu‘alla, Julus 10, Shawwal 24 / April 9th 1667.
Quotes from late medieval histories, 1660s

To Bill Maher on Real Time with Bill Maher (22 October 2004).

Quotes 1990s, 1995-1999, Z Magazine, July 1995
From "Willie McCovey: Now No. 1 Willie," in Baseball Stars of 1970 (March 1970), edited by Ray Robinson, p. 19
Sports-related
Source: Emerson: The Mind on Fire (1995), p. 90

Go, tell the Spartans, stranger passing by
That here, obedient to their laws, we lie.
Epitaph on the Cenotaph of Thermopylae, recorded by Herodotus.
There is a long unsolved dispute around the interpretation of the word rhemasi, such as laws, words or orders.
Variant translations:
Go, tell the Spartans, thou who passest by,
That here obedient to their laws we lie.
Stranger, go tell the men of Lacedaemon
That we, who lie here, did as we were ordered.
Stranger, bring the message to the Spartans that here
We remain, obedient to their orders.
Oh foreigner, tell the Lacedaemonians
That here we lie, obeying their words.
Go, tell the Spartans, passerby,
that here by Spartan law we lie.
Go, tell the Spartans
stranger passing by,
that here, obedient to Spartan law,
we dead of Sparta lie
Robert Graves, Ha! Ha! Among the Trumpets (London: George Allen and Unwin, 1945) p. 7.
Criticism
Interviewed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMK6aBSX2QY on The Mike Douglas Show (1972).
1972

William N. Jeffers, Acting Secretary of the Navy 1879
Historical Records and Studies, Vol. VI (1911)

Speech http://hansard.millbanksystems.com/commons/1934/nov/28/debate-on-the-address in the House of Commons (28 November 1934).
1934
"The Unfairness of It All" (p.193)
So This Is Depravity (1980)

Bowers v. Hardwick, 478 U.S. 186 (1986).

As quoted in Hear Me Talkin' to Ya : The Story of Jazz as Told by the Men who Made It (1966) by Nat Shapiro and Nat Hentoff, p. 301

Plato's Pharmacy, Pharmacia
Dissemination (1972)