Famous Chris Pontius Quotes
“They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I don't know what that means, but I like it.”
[Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
“For one thing, God didn't invent the circumcision, I did.”
Satan vs. God- Jackass Episodes]
Chris Pontius Quotes
“I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.”
[Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
Variant: I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.
“Hi, I'm bunny the life guard and if there's any life-saving to do I'm the man to do it”
[The Loop- Jackass Episodes]
“There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia.”
[Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
“I'm not into bestiality, but that's a good-looking animal.”
[Alligatoramma- Jackass Episodes]
“That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.”
[Roller jump- Jackass Episodes]
“I'm gonna be so bummed when they announce my sexually transmitted diseases.”
[Spermathon- Jackass Episodes]
[Prostitute Boatrace- Jackass Episodes]
“My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself.”
[Tandem biking- Jackass Episodes]
