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“It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.”

Source: Blithe Spirit

“Amanda: Whose yacht is that?
Elyot: The Duke of Westminster's I expect. It always is.
Amanda: I wish I were on it.
Elyot: I wish you were too.
Amanda: There's no need to be nasty.
Elyot: Yes, there is every need. I've never in my life felt a greater urge to be nasty.”

Noel Coward Private Lives

Private Lives (1930)

“Television is for appearing on, not looking at.”

Noel Coward

Interview http://books.google.com/books?id=nxwE_NdDW_QC&q=%22Television+is+for+appearing+on+not+looking+at%22&pg=PA585#v=onepage with Edward R. Murrow on Person to Person ( 27 April 1956 http://www.tv.com/shows/person-to-person/april-27-1956-1042583) 2007 The Letters of Noël Coward Noël Coward Barry Day illustrated Alfred A. Knopf 9780375423031 585 http://books.google.com/books?id=yAxmAAAAMAAJ&q=%22Time+has+convinced+me+of+one+thing.+Television+is+for+appearing+on,+not+looking+at%22&pgis=1

“Work hard, do the best you can, don't ever lose faith in yourself and take no notice of what other people say about you.”

Noel Coward

“I don't know what London's coming to — the higher the buildings the lower the morals.”

Noel Coward

Source: Collected Sketches and Lyrics

“What I adore is supreme professionalism. I’m bored by writers who can write only when it’s raining.”

Noel Coward

Noel Coward Quotes about people

“Thousands of people have talent. I might as well congratulate you for having eyes in your head. The one and only thing that counts is: Do you have staying power?”

Noel Coward

“AMANDA: I think very few people are completely normal really, deep down in their private lives.”

Noel Coward

Source: Private Lives an Intimate Comedy in Three Acts

“I like long walks, especialy when they are taken by people who annoy me.”

Noel Coward

“People are wrong when they say that the opera isn't what it used to be. It is what it used to be — that's what's wrong with it!”

Noel Coward Design for Living

Design for Living, Act 3, Scene I (1933).

“Hollywood is a place where some people lie on the beach and look up at the stars, whereas other people lie on the stars and look down at the beach.”

Noel Coward

Interview with Walter Harris in 1960 reported in The Times (26 May 2009).

Noel Coward Quotes about boys

“On the silverscreen
He melts my foolish heart in every single scene
Although I'm quite aware that here and there are traces of the cad
About the boy”

Noel Coward

Mad About the Boy (1932)

“Mad about the boy
I know it's stupid to be mad about the boy
I'm so ashamed of it but must admit the sleepless nights I've had
About the boy”

Noel Coward

Mad About the Boy (1932)

“So if I could employ
A little magic that will finally destroy
This dream that pains me and enchains me
But I can't because I'm mad…
I'm mad about the boy”

Noel Coward

Mad About the Boy (1932)

“Gary: Beryl Willard is extremely competent. Beryl Willard has been extremely competent, man and boy, for forty years. In addition to her extreme competence, she has contrived, with uncanny skill, to sustain a spotless reputation for being the most paralysing, epoch-making, monumental, world-shattering, God-awful bore that ever drew breath…I will explain one thing further - it is this. No prayer, no bribe, no threat, no power, human or divine, would induce me to go to Africa with Beryl Willard. I wouldn't go as far as Wimbledon with Beryl Willard.
Liz: What he's trying to say is that he doesn't care for Beryl Willard.”

Noel Coward Present Laughter

Present Laughter (1939)

“He loved me true did Harry-boy and I loved him true, and if the happiness we gave each other was wicked and wrong in the eyes of the Law and the Church and God Almighty, then the Law and the Church and God Almighty can go dig a hole and fall down it.”

Noel Coward

Me and the Girls (1964).

“Will it ever cloy
This odd diversity of misery and joy
I'm feeling quite insane and young again
And all because I'm mad about the boy”

Noel Coward

Mad About the Boy (1932)

Noel Coward Quotes

“Wouldn't it be dreadful to live in a country where they didn't have tea?”

Noel Coward

“Having to read footnotes resembles having to go downstairs to answer the door while in the midst of making love.”

Noel Coward

“Amanda: Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.”

Noel Coward Private Lives

Source: Private Lives (1930)

“Work is more fun than fun.”

Noel Coward

“Grab it while you can — grab every scrap of happiness while you can”

Noel Coward

“I have a memory like an elephant. In fact, elephants often consult me.”

Noel Coward

“I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.”

Noel Coward

Source: Quote in Margaret McManus, "Noël Coward a 'Blithe Spirit' — in Sunny Jamaica", The Des Moines Register (January 8, 1956), Section: Iowa TV Magazine, p. 5

“Christopher Marlowe or Francis Bacon
The author of Lear remains unshaken
Willie Herbert or Mary Fitton
What does it matter? The Sonnets were written.”

Noel Coward

A Question of Values.

“Gary: You ought never to have joined the Athenaeum Club, Henry: it was disastrous.
Henry: I really don’t see why.
Gary: It’s made you pompous.
Henry: It can’t have. I’ve always been too frightened to go into it.”

Noel Coward Present Laughter

Present Laughter (1939)

“The stately homes of England we proudly represent,
We only keep them up for Americans to rent.
Tho' the pipes that supply the bathroom burst
And the lavat’ry makes you fear the worst
It was used by Charles the First (quite informally),
And later by George the Fourth on a journey north,
The state apartments keep their historical reknown,
It's wiser not to sleep there in case they tumble down;
But still if they ever catch on fire
Which with any luck they might,
We'll fight for the stately homes of England.”

Noel Coward

The Stately Homes of England from Operette (1937).

“In a jungle town
Where the sun beats down
To the rage of man and beast,
The English garb
Of the English sahib
Merely gets a bit more creased.
In Bangkok
At twelve'o'clock
They foam at the mouth and run,
But mad dogs and Englishmen
Go out in the midday sun.”

Noel Coward

Mad Dogs and Englishmen (1930)

“Wrongly attributed to Noel Coward is a quotation about the Queen of Tonga. He is alleged to have been sitting under cover from the heavy rain with Princess Marina, Duchess of Kent at the Coronation in London in 1953. Opposite them was the vast Queen Salote of Tonga. Princess Marina is supposed to have asked "Noel, who is that little man sheltering under Queen Salote's umbrella?" Coward is said to have peered through the rain and said "Oh, her lunch, my dear." In a later interview with Walter Harris, Coward revealed it had been said by someone at White's Club and was immediately attributed to Coward. "It was very flattering of course, except that I had intended to visit Tonga the following winter, and after that of course it was quite impossible."”

Noel Coward

Interview with Walter Harris in 1960 reported in The Times (26 May 2009).

“It seems such a shame
When the English claim
The Earth,
That they give rise
To such hilarity
And mirth.”

Noel Coward

Mad Dogs and Englishmen (1930)

“In Hong Kong
They strike a gong
And fire off a noonday gun
To reprimand
Each inmate
Who's in late.”

Noel Coward

Mad Dogs and Englishmen (1930)

“In Bengal,
To move at all
Is seldom if ever done.”

Noel Coward

Mad Dogs and Englishmen (1930)

“Elyot: I met her on a house party in Norfolk.
Amanda: Very flat, Norfolk.
Elyot: There's no need to be unpleasant.
Amanda: That was no reflection on her, unless of course she made it flatter.”

Noel Coward Private Lives

Private Lives (1930)

“Our families have traditions
We've heard of a thousand times
Our ancestors were unequivocally right.
They frequently went on missions
To rather peculiar climes
To lead the wretched heathen to the light.
Though some of them got beaten up and some of them stampeded
And quite a lot were eaten up - a few of them succeeded.
On one of these expeditions
An uncle we thought a bore
Turned out to be more spirited than ever he'd been before. Poor Uncle Harry
Wanted to be a missionary
So he took a ship and sailed away.
This visionary
Hotly pursued by dear Aunt Mary
Found a South Sea isle on which to stay.
The natives greeted them kindly,
And invited them to dine
On yams and clams and human hams and vintage coconut wine
The taste of which was filthy
But the after-effects divine.”

Noel Coward

Uncle Harry from Pacific 1860 (1946).

“If by any chance a playwright wishes to express a political opinion or a moral opinion or a philosophy, he must be a good enough craftsman to do it with so much spice of entertainment in it that the public get the message without being aware of it.”

Noel Coward

Sheridan Morley, A Talent to Amuse (1985).

“Morris: I'll never speak to you again until the day I die!
Gary: Well, we can have a nice little chat then, can't we?”

Noel Coward Present Laughter

Present Laughter (1939)

“[On the phone] "My dear Jim's dead…No dear, he jumped off Waterloo Bridge - Yes, the one next to Charing Cross - No, no, no that's Blackfriars."”

Noel Coward

Early review, cited in Frank Muir's Book of Comedy Sketches.

“The natives grieve
When the white men leave
Their huts.
Because they're obviously,
Definitely
Nuts.”

Noel Coward

Mad Dogs and Englishmen (1930)

“I'll see you again,
Whenever spring breaks through again.”

Noel Coward

"I'll See You Again," Bitter Sweet, Act 1 http://books.google.com/books?id=ICVHprNgia8C&q=%22I'll+see+you+again+whenever+spring+breaks+through+again%22&pg=PA229#v=onepage

“Elyot: Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs.”

Noel Coward Private Lives

Private Lives (1930)

“Proceeding on the assumption that the reader of this preface is interested in the development of my musical talent, I will try to explain, as concisely as I can, how, in this respect, my personal wheels go round. To begin with, I have only had two music lessons in my life. These were the first steps of what was to have been a full course at the Guildhall School of Music, and they faltered and stopped when I was told by my instructor that I could not use consecutive fifths. He went on to explain that a gentleman called Ebenezer Prout had announced many years ago that consecutive fifths were wrong and must in no circumstances be employed. At that time Ebenezer Prout was merely a name to me (as a matter of fact he still is, and a very funny one at that) and I was unimpressed by his Victorian dicta. I argued back that Debussy and Ravel had used consecutive fifths like mad. My instructor waved aside this triviality with a pudgy hand, and I left his presence forever with the parting shot that what was good enough for Debussy and Ravel was good enough for me. This outburst of rugged individualism deprived me of much valuable knowledge, and I have never deeply regretted it for a moment.”

Noel Coward

Preface, The Noël Coward Song Book, pp. 12–13.

“In Rangoon
The heat of noon
Is just what the natives shun,
They put their Scotch
Or Rye down
And lie down.”

Noel Coward

Mad Dogs and Englishmen (1930)

“Mad Dogs & Englishmen
Go out in the midday sun.
The Japanese don't care to,
The Chinese wouldn't dare to,
The Hindus and Argentines
Sleep firmly from twelve to one,
But Englishmen
Detest a
Siesta.”

Noel Coward

Mad Dogs and Englishmen (1930)