Al-Muradi, The Book of Secrets in the Results of Ideas, 11th century; Translated and cited at leonardo3.net/bookofsecrets/index http://www.leonardo3.net/bookofsecrets/index_eng.html, 2015
Quotes about witness
page 6

6.Paul Samuelson is Piercingly Witty.
Ten Ways to Know Paul A. Samuelson (2006)
The Communistic Societies of the United States (1875)

In Encyclical Letter Spe Salvi http://www.vatican.va/holy_father/benedict_xvi/encyclicals/documents/hf_ben-xvi_enc_20071130_spe-salvi_en.html (30 November 2007)
2007

Scatter My Ashes http://gregegan.customer.netspace.net.au/HORROR/SCATTER/Scatter.html, published in Interzone (Spring 1988)
Fiction

Narrated Abu Huraira
Sunni Hadith

Selections from Addresses of President Gordon B. Hinckley, Ensign, Mar. 2001, 64.

“She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit…”
[1926, August, The Creative Impulse, Harper's Bazar, 41, 0017-7873, Hearst Corp., New York]
Revised with quotation in the 1931 compilation Six Stories Written in the First Person Singular.
Often misattributed to George Bernard Shaw or Oscar Wilde
Short Stories

The Plan of Delano (1965)

Letter 12, 11–13; on the death of his friend Cornelius Rufus.
Letters, Book I

criticizing the Cambridge School of criticism, e.g. John Middleton Murry and Herbert Read, “Fine Writing,” pp. 306-307
Reperusals and Recollections (1936)
History of Hindu-Christian Encounters (1996)

“Humour is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.”
Said in 1821, as quoted in Letters and Conversations of S.T. Coleridge (1836) by Thomas Allsop

The Education of Henry Adams (1907)

"The Comedies of William Congreve" in William and Mary College Monthly (September 1897), V, p. 41, as quoted in "James Branch Cabell at William and Mary: the Education of a Novelist," by William L. Godshalk in The William and Mary Review, 5 (1967); reprinted in Kalki, Vol II, No.4, Whole No.8 (1968) http://www.silverstallion.karkeeweb.com/kalki_archives/kalki_from.html

Terry Gifford, LLO, page 685
For more excerpts from Muir's account of the dog Stickeen in Alaska, see Stickeen.
1900s, Stickeen (1909)

“There is no such whetstone, to sharpen a good wit and encourage a will to learning, as is praise.”
The Schoolmaster (1570), p. 1

"Muslim Bites Dog" (15 February 2006) http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/printer_friendly.cgi?article=100.
2006

Source: Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), P. 90.

Source: Time Scout (1995), Chapter 17 (p. 370; ellipsis in the original)

"Putin's Russia: Don't Walk, Don't Eat, and Don't Drink" http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/putins-russia-dont-walk-dont-eat-and-dont-drink?intcid=mod-yml (28 May 2015), The New Yorker.

Revelation 3:14 http://www.jw.org/en/publications/bible/nwt/books/revelation/3/
Revelation

"How gay is Islam?" (11 November 2013) https://youtube.com/watch?v=nLbltj-tD1Y
2013
Source: The Night Land (1912), Chapter 9

“You beat your pate, and fancy wit will come;
Knock as you please, there's nobody at home.”
Credited as Epigram: An Empty House (1727), or On a Dull Writer; alternately attributed to Jonathan Swift in John Hawkesworth, The Works of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Dean of St. Patrick's, Dublin (1754), p. 265. Compare: "His wit invites you by his looks to come, But when you knock, it never is at home", William Cowper, Conversation, line 303.
Misattributed
Of his analysis of mediaeval Biblical manuscripts.
"Hebrew Biblical Manuscripts" (Biblica, 48 (1967), pp.243-290)

"Will Mankind Destroy Itself?" http://bigthink.com/videos/will-mankind-destroy-itself (29 September 2010)

An Address to All Believers in Christ, page 32 (1887)
'On Larkin's Wit'
Essays and reviews, From the Land of Shadows (1982)
The Triumph of Numbers: How Counting Shaped Modern Life (2005)

The Official Website of the Senate of the Philippines http://www.senate.gov.ph/press_release/2011/0518_escudero1.asp
2011

(from vol 1, letter 28: 4 Oct 1775, to Miss L___ ).

Saturday Pioneer (3 January 1891)
The Aberdeen Saturday Pioneer (1890 and 1891)

Source: 1980s, The Ecstasy of Communication (1987), p. 73

1980's, I don't necessarily desire a perfect photography,' 1981

“From thousands of our undone widows
One may derive some wit.”
A Trick to catch the Old One (1605), Act i. Sc. 2. Compare: "Some undone widow sits upon mine arm", Philip Massinger, A New Way to pay Old Debts, act v. sc. 1.

Sensus Communis: An Essay on the Freedom of Wit and Humour (1709), Part 1, Sec. 5

“Meeting of the Presidium of the Petrograd Soviet With Delegates From the Food Supply Organisations” (27 January 1918); Collected Works, Vol. 26, p. 503.
1910s

Source: Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), p. 111.

2000s, 2004, Signing of Secure Fence Act of 2006

Source: 1880s, Incidents and Anecdotes of the Civil War (1885), p. 296

XXIII, An Ode, to Himself, lines 1-6
The Works of Ben Jonson, Second Folio (1640), Underwoods

Letter to William Bradford (September 1773), quoted in The Lustre of Our Country : The American Experience of Religious Freedom (2000) by John Thomas Noonan, p. 66
1770s

"The Lover Comforteth Himself with the Worthiness of his Love", line 1.

Source: The Cabinet Council (published 1658), Chapter 25

“For all that Nature by her mother-wit
Could frame in earth.”
Canto 10, stanza 21
The Faerie Queene (1589–1596), Book IV

The Guardian 15 February 2010. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/feb/15/charlie-brooker-ebook-convert
Guardian columns

The Education of Henry Adams (1907)
Attributed to Kenneth Boulding in Michael H. Prosser, K. S. Sitaram (1999) Civic Discourse: Intercultural, International, and Global Media. p. 11
1990s and attributed

Narendra Modi quoted from Kishwar, Madhu (2014). Modi, Muslims and media: Voices from Narendra Modi's Gujarat. p.388-389
2013

Source: Epigrams, p. 346

Statement (1869), quoted in W. W. Coole (ed.), Thus Spake Germany (London: George Routledge & Sons, 1941), p. 59.

"The Fragility of Liberalism and its Political Consequences in Democratized Korea" (2009)

http://archives.radio-canada.ca/politique/provincial_territorial/clips/4212/
http://archives.cbc.ca/politics/provincial_territorial_politics/clips/776/
Mais j'ai confiance qu'un jour... y'a un rendez-vous normal avec l'Histoire que le Québec tiendra, et j'ai confiance qu'on sera là, ensemble, pour y assister.
Concession speech, 1980 Quebec referendum.

In one of his letters to Gestapo chief Ernst Kaltenbrunner, July 21, 1944 cited in Awake! magazine, 1993, 4/22, article: What Hope for an End to War?
1940s

Letter to Fanny Burney; Charlotte Barrett (ed.) Diary and Letters of Madame d'Arblay (1854) vol. 2, p. 3.

Introductio ad prudentiam: Part II (1727), Gnomologia (1732)

On Practice (1937)
Original: (zh-CN) 人们要想得到工作的胜利即得到预想的结果,一定要使自己的思想合于客观外界的规律性,如果不合,就会在实践中失败。人们经过失败之后,也就从失败取得教训,改正自己的思想使之适合于外界的规律性,人们就能变失败为胜利,所谓“失败者成功之母”,“吃一堑长一智”,就是这个道理。

Review http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/boat-trip-2003 of Boat Trip (21 March 2003)
Reviews, Half-star reviews
Source: The Wizard of Zao (1978), Chapter 3 (p. 33)

“Her wit was more than man, her innocence a child.”
To the Pious Memory of Mrs. Anne Killegrew (1686), line 70.

"Re-Thinking The War II," The Daily Dish (8 May 2007)
[dj13l1$hqa$1@reader2.panix.com, 2005]
2000s

“And wit's the noblest frailty of the mind.”
Act II, sc. i.
The True Widow (1679)

Samuel Johnson, quoted in James Boswell The Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides (1785), p. 487.
Criticism

Lectures XIV and XV, "The Value of Saintliness"
1900s, The Varieties of Religious Experience (1902)

Audio lectures, Dangers Inherent in Public Education (March 24, 1986)

Source: Milennial Dawn, Vol. III: Thy Kingdom Come (1891), pp. 314-5.

“Wit's an unruly engine, wildly striking
Sometimes a friend, sometimes the engineer.”
The Temple (1633), The Church Porch

“Great God, and you witnesses of my death, I have lived as a philosopher, and I die as a Christian.”
Last words, according to his friend the Prince de Ligne (Mémoires et mélanges historiques et littéraires, book IV, p. 42 http://www.google.com/books?id=upYBAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA42&q=%22Grand+Dieu%22, translated for instance in: The Freeman, p. 224 http://www.google.com/books?id=mmkQAAAAIAAJ&q=%22Great+God%22+%22and+I+die+as+a+Christian%22)

Deseret News, 317 (December 9, 1857)
1850s

Statement of 1656, from The Works of George Fox (1831) http://books.google.com/books?id=BU5mGfV-XD8C
On Beau Nash's Picture at full length between the Busts of Sir Isaac Newton and Mr. Pope., in Dyce, Specimens of British Poetesses. This epigram is generally ascribed to Chesterfield. See Campbell, English Poets, note, p. 521. Reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).