Al-Muradi, The Book of Secrets in the Results of Ideas, 11th century; Translated and cited at leonardo3.net/bookofsecrets/index http://www.leonardo3.net/bookofsecrets/index_eng.html, 2015
Quotes about witness page 6
Michael Moorcock book The Steel Tsar
Book 2, Chapter 4 “The Black Ships” (p. 359)
The Steel Tsar (1981)
Michael Szenberg (1934) American economist
6.Paul Samuelson is Piercingly Witty.
Ten Ways to Know Paul A. Samuelson (2006)
Ann Lee (1736–1784) English Shaker leader
The Communistic Societies of the United States (1875)
Pope Benedict XVI (1927) 265th Pope of the Catholic Church
In Encyclical Letter Spe Salvi http://www.vatican.va/holy_father/benedict_xvi/encyclicals/documents/hf_ben-xvi_enc_20071130_spe-salvi_en.html (30 November 2007) <br class="br">2007
Greg Egan (1961) Australian science fiction writer and former computer programmer
Scatter My Ashes http://gregegan.customer.netspace.net.au/HORROR/SCATTER/Scatter.html, published in Interzone (Spring 1988) <br class="br">Fiction
Muhammad (570–632) Arabian religious leader and the founder of Islam
Narrated Abu Huraira
Sunni Hadith
Gordon B. Hinckley (1910–2008) President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Selections from Addresses of President Gordon B. Hinckley, Ensign, Mar. 2001, 64.
“She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit…”
W. Somerset Maugham (1874–1965) British playwright, novelist, short story writer
[1926, August, The Creative Impulse, Harper's Bazar, 41, 0017-7873, Hearst Corp., New York]
Revised with quotation in the 1931 compilation Six Stories Written in the First Person Singular.
Often misattributed to George Bernard Shaw or Oscar Wilde
Short Stories
Cesar Chavez (1927–1993) American farm worker, labor leader, and civil rights activist
The Plan of Delano (1965)
Pliny the Younger (61–113) Roman writer
Letter 12, 11–13; on the death of his friend Cornelius Rufus.
Letters, Book I
Logan Pearsall Smith (1865–1946) British American-born writer
criticizing the Cambridge School of criticism, e.g. John Middleton Murry and Herbert Read, “Fine Writing,” pp. 306-307
Reperusals and Recollections (1936)
Sita Ram Goel (1921–2003) Indian activist
History of Hindu-Christian Encounters (1996)
“Humour is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.”
Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772–1834) English poet, literary critic and philosopher
Said in 1821, as quoted in Letters and Conversations of S.T. Coleridge (1836) by Thomas Allsop
Henry Adams (1838–1918) journalist, historian, academic, novelist
The Education of Henry Adams (1907)
James Branch Cabell (1879–1958) American author
"The Comedies of William Congreve" in William and Mary College Monthly (September 1897), V, p. 41, as quoted in "James Branch Cabell at William and Mary: the Education of a Novelist," by William L. Godshalk in The William and Mary Review, 5 (1967); reprinted in Kalki, Vol II, No.4, Whole No.8 (1968) http://www.silverstallion.karkeeweb.com/kalki_archives/kalki_from.html
John Muir (1838–1914) Scottish-born American naturalist and author
Terry Gifford, LLO, page 685
For more excerpts from Muir's account of the dog Stickeen in Alaska, see Stickeen.
1900s, Stickeen (1909)
“There is no such whetstone, to sharpen a good wit and encourage a will to learning, as is praise.”
Roger Ascham (1515–1568) English scholar and didactic writer
The Schoolmaster (1570), p. 1
Ann Coulter (1961) author, political commentator
"Muslim Bites Dog" (15 February 2006) http://www.anncoulter.com/cgi-local/printer_friendly.cgi?article=100. <br class="br">2006
James Hamilton (1814–1867) Scottish minister and a prolific author of religious tracts
Source: Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), P. 90.
“Impropriety is the soul of wit.”
W. Somerset Maugham book The Moon and Sixpence
Source: The Moon and Sixpence (1919), Ch. 4, p. 17
Robert Lynn Asprin (1946–2008) American science fiction and fantasy author
Source: Time Scout (1995), Chapter 17 (p. 370; ellipsis in the original)
Masha Gessen (1967) Russian-American journalist and activist
"Putin's Russia: Don't Walk, Don't Eat, and Don't Drink" http://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/putins-russia-dont-walk-dont-eat-and-dont-drink?intcid=mod-yml (28 May 2015), The New Yorker.
John the Evangelist (10–98) author of the Gospel of John; traditionally identified with John the Apostle of Jesus, John of Patmos (author o…
Revelation 3:14 http://www.jw.org/en/publications/bible/nwt/books/revelation/3/ <br class="br">Revelation
Pat Condell (1949) Stand-up comedian, writer, and Internet personality
"How gay is Islam?" (11 November 2013) https://youtube.com/watch?v=nLbltj-tD1Y <br class="br">2013
William Hope Hodgson book The Night Land
Source: The Night Land (1912), Chapter 9
“You beat your pate, and fancy wit will come;
Knock as you please, there's nobody at home.”
Alexander Pope (1688–1744) eighteenth century English poet
Credited as Epigram: An Empty House (1727), or On a Dull Writer; alternately attributed to Jonathan Swift in John Hawkesworth, The Works of Jonathan Swift, D.D., Dean of St. Patrick's, Dublin (1754), p. 265. Compare: "His wit invites you by his looks to come, But when you knock, it never is at home", William Cowper, Conversation, line 303.
Misattributed
Moshe Goshen-Gottstein (1925–1991) Israeli linguist
Of his analysis of mediaeval Biblical manuscripts.
"Hebrew Biblical Manuscripts" (Biblica, 48 (1967), pp.243-290)
Michio Kaku (1947) American theoretical physicist, futurist and author
"Will Mankind Destroy Itself?" http://bigthink.com/videos/will-mankind-destroy-itself (29 September 2010)
David Whitmer (1805–1888) Book of Mormon witness
An Address to All Believers in Christ, page 32 (1887)
Clive James (1939–2019) Australian author, critic, broadcaster, poet, translator and memoirist
'On Larkin's Wit'
Essays and reviews, From the Land of Shadows (1982)
I. Bernard Cohen (1914–2003) American historian of science
The Triumph of Numbers: How Counting Shaped Modern Life (2005)
Francis Escudero (1969) Filipino politician
The Official Website of the Senate of the Philippines http://www.senate.gov.ph/press_release/2011/0518_escudero1.asp <br class="br">2011
Ignatius Sancho (1729–1780) British composer, writer and grocer
(from vol 1, letter 28: 4 Oct 1775, to Miss L___ ).
L. Frank Baum (1856–1919) Children's writer, editor, journalist, screenwriter
Saturday Pioneer (3 January 1891)
The Aberdeen Saturday Pioneer (1890 and 1891)
Jean Baudrillard (1929–2007) French sociologist and philosopher
Source: 1980s, The Ecstasy of Communication (1987), p. 73
Robert Rauschenberg (1925–2008) American artist
1980's, I don't necessarily desire a perfect photography,' 1981
“From thousands of our undone widows
One may derive some wit.”
Thomas Middleton (1580–1627) English playwright and poet
A Trick to catch the Old One (1605), Act i. Sc. 2. Compare: "Some undone widow sits upon mine arm", Philip Massinger, A New Way to pay Old Debts, act v. sc. 1.
Anthony Ashley-Cooper, 3rd Earl of Shaftesbury (1671–1713) English politician and Earl
Sensus Communis: An Essay on the Freedom of Wit and Humour (1709), Part 1, Sec. 5
Vladimir Lenin (1870–1924) Russian politician, led the October Revolution
“Meeting of the Presidium of the Petrograd Soviet With Delegates From the Food Supply Organisations” (27 January 1918); Collected Works, Vol. 26, p. 503.
1910s
William Morley Punshon (1824–1881) English Nonconformist minister
Source: Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), p. 111.
George W. Bush (1946) 43rd President of the United States
2000s, 2004, Signing of Secure Fence Act of 2006
David Dixon Porter (1813–1891) United States Navy admiral
Source: 1880s, Incidents and Anecdotes of the Civil War (1885), p. 296
Ben Jonson (1572–1637) English writer
XXIII, An Ode, to Himself, lines 1-6
The Works of Ben Jonson, Second Folio (1640), Underwoods
James Madison (1751–1836) 4th president of the United States (1809 to 1817)
Letter to William Bradford (September 1773), quoted in The Lustre of Our Country : The American Experience of Religious Freedom (2000) by John Thomas Noonan, p. 66
1770s
Henry Howard, Earl of Surrey (1516–1547) English Earl
"The Lover Comforteth Himself with the Worthiness of his Love", line 1.
Walter Raleigh (1554–1618) English aristocrat, writer, poet, soldier, courtier, spy, and explorer
Source: The Cabinet Council (published 1658), Chapter 25
“For all that Nature by her mother-wit
Could frame in earth.”
Edmund Spenser The Faerie Queene
Canto 10, stanza 21
The Faerie Queene (1589–1596), Book IV
Charlie Brooker (1971) journalist, broadcaster and writer from England
The Guardian 15 February 2010. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/feb/15/charlie-brooker-ebook-convert <br class="br">Guardian columns
Henry Adams (1838–1918) journalist, historian, academic, novelist
The Education of Henry Adams (1907)
Kenneth E. Boulding (1910–1993) British-American economist
Attributed to Kenneth Boulding in Michael H. Prosser, K. S. Sitaram (1999) Civic Discourse: Intercultural, International, and Global Media. p. 11
1990s and attributed
Narendra Modi (1950) Prime Minister of India
Narendra Modi quoted from Kishwar, Madhu (2014). Modi, Muslims and media: Voices from Narendra Modi's Gujarat. p.388-389
2013
Ambrose Bierce (1842–1914) American editorialist, journalist, short story writer, fabulist, and satirist
Source: Epigrams, p. 346
Heinrich von Treitschke (1834–1896) Historian, political writer
Statement (1869), quoted in W. W. Coole (ed.), Thus Spake Germany (London: George Routledge & Sons, 1941), p. 59.
Laurence Sterne book The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman
Book III, Ch. 20.
The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman (1760-1767)
Choi Jang-jip (1943) South Korean political scientist
"The Fragility of Liberalism and its Political Consequences in Democratized Korea" (2009)
René Lévesque (1922–1987) Quebec politician
http://archives.radio-canada.ca/politique/provincial_territorial/clips/4212/
http://archives.cbc.ca/politics/provincial_territorial_politics/clips/776/
Mais j'ai confiance qu'un jour... y'a un rendez-vous normal avec l'Histoire que le Québec tiendra, et j'ai confiance qu'on sera là, ensemble, pour y assister.
Concession speech, 1980 Quebec referendum.
Heinrich Himmler (1900–1945) Nazi officer, Commander of the SS
In one of his letters to Gestapo chief Ernst Kaltenbrunner, July 21, 1944 cited in Awake! magazine, 1993, 4/22, article: What Hope for an End to War?
1940s
Hester Thrale (1741–1821) Welsh author and salon-holder
Letter to Fanny Burney; Charlotte Barrett (ed.) Diary and Letters of Madame d'Arblay (1854) vol. 2, p. 3.
Thomas Fuller (writer) (1654–1734) British physician, preacher, and intellectual
Introductio ad prudentiam: Part II (1727), Gnomologia (1732)
Mao Zedong (1893–1976) Chairman of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China
On Practice (1937)
Original: (zh-CN) 人们要想得到工作的胜利即得到预想的结果,一定要使自己的思想合于客观外界的规律性,如果不合,就会在实践中失败。人们经过失败之后,也就从失败取得教训,改正自己的思想使之适合于外界的规律性,人们就能变失败为胜利,所谓“失败者成功之母”,“吃一堑长一智”,就是这个道理。
Roger Ebert (1942–2013) American film critic, author, journalist, and TV presenter
Review http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/boat-trip-2003 of Boat Trip (21 March 2003) <br class="br">Reviews, Half-star reviews
Lin Carter book The Wizard of Zao
Source: The Wizard of Zao (1978), Chapter 3 (p. 33)
“Her wit was more than man, her innocence a child.”
John Dryden (1631–1700) English poet and playwright of the XVIIth century
To the Pious Memory of Mrs. Anne Killegrew (1686), line 70.
Andrew Sullivan (1963) Journalist, writer, blogger
"Re-Thinking The War II," The Daily Dish (8 May 2007)
Sarah Monette book The Goblin Emperor
Source: The Goblin Emperor (2014), Chapter 23, "The Opposition of the Court" (p. 294)
James Nicoll (1961) Canadian fiction reviewer
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2000s
Tanith Lee book East of Midnight
Source: East of Midnight (1977), Chapter 12, “Sorcery in the Dark” (p. 129)
“And wit's the noblest frailty of the mind.”
Thomas Shadwell (1642–1692) English poet and playwright
Act II, sc. i.
The True Widow (1679)
James Macpherson (1736–1796) Scottish writer, poet, translator, and politician
Samuel Johnson, quoted in James Boswell The Journal of a Tour to the Hebrides (1785), p. 487.
Criticism
William James (1842–1910) American philosopher, psychologist, and pragmatist
Lectures XIV and XV, "The Value of Saintliness"
1900s, The Varieties of Religious Experience (1902)
Rousas John Rushdoony (1916–2001) American theologian
Audio lectures, Dangers Inherent in Public Education (March 24, 1986)
Charles Taze Russell (1852–1916) Founder of the Bible Student Movement
Source: Milennial Dawn, Vol. III: Thy Kingdom Come (1891), pp. 314-5.
“Wit's an unruly engine, wildly striking
Sometimes a friend, sometimes the engineer.”
George Herbert (1593–1633) Welsh-born English poet, orator and Anglican priest
The Temple (1633), The Church Porch
“Great God, and you witnesses of my death, I have lived as a philosopher, and I die as a Christian.”
Giacomo Casanova (1725–1798) Italian adventurer and author from the Republic of Venice
Last words, according to his friend the Prince de Ligne (Mémoires et mélanges historiques et littéraires, book IV, p. 42 http://www.google.com/books?id=upYBAAAAMAAJ&pg=PA42&q=%22Grand+Dieu%22, translated for instance in: The Freeman, p. 224 http://www.google.com/books?id=mmkQAAAAIAAJ&q=%22Great+God%22+%22and+I+die+as+a+Christian%22)
Brigham Young (1801–1877) Latter Day Saint movement leader
Deseret News, 317 (December 9, 1857)
1850s
George Fox (1624–1691) English Dissenter and founder of the Religious Society of Friends (Quakers)
Statement of 1656, from The Works of George Fox (1831) http://books.google.com/books?id=BU5mGfV-XD8C
Jane Brereton (1685–1740) Welsh writer (b. Flintshire 1685)
On Beau Nash's Picture at full length between the Busts of Sir Isaac Newton and Mr. Pope., in Dyce, Specimens of British Poetesses. This epigram is generally ascribed to Chesterfield. See Campbell, English Poets, note, p. 521. Reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).