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The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman

Name: The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman
Author: Laurence Sterne

The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman, also known as just Tristram Shandy, is a novel by Laurence Sterne. It was published in nine volumes, the first two appearing in 1759, and seven others following over the next seven years . It purports to be a biography of the eponymous character. Its style is marked by digression, double entendre, and graphic devices.

“I begin with writing the first
sentence—and trusting to Almighty
God for the second.”

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“Keyholes are the occasions of more sin and wickedness, than all other holes in this world put together.”

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“Trust that man in nothing who has not a conscience in everything.”

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Book II, Ch. 17.
The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman (1760-1767)

“Shall we for ever make new books, as apothecaries make new mixtures, by pouring only out of one vessel into another?”

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“Human nature is the same in all professions.”

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“I wish either my father or my mother, or indeed both of them, as they were in duty both equally bound to it, had minded what they were about when they begot me.”

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Book I (1760), Ch. 1.
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“My father was as proud of his eloquence as MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO could be for his life, and and for aught I am convinced of to the contrary at present, with as much reason: it was indeed his strength — and his weakness, too. — His strength — for he was by nature eloquent — and his weakness — for he was hourly a dupe to it; and provided an occasion in life would but permit him to shew his talents, or say either a wise thing, a witty, or a shrewd one — (bating the case of a systematic misfortune)— he had all he wanted.— A blessing which tied up my father's tongue, and a misfortune which let it loose with a good grace, were pretty equal: sometimes, indeed, the misfortune was the better of the two; for instance, where the pleasure of the harangue was as ten, and the pain of the misfortune was as five”

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my father gained half in half, and consequently was as well again off, as if it had never befallen him.
Book V, Ch. 3.
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“I believe in my conscience I intercept many a thought which heaven intended for another man.”

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Book VIII, Ch. 2.
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“Ho! 'tis the time of salads.”

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Book VII, Ch. 17.
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“The desire of knowledge, like the thirst of riches, increases ever with the acquisition of it.”

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Book II (1760), Ch. 3.
The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman (1760-1767)

“I am convinced, Yorick, continued my father, half reading and half discoursing, that there is a Northwest Passage to the intellectual world; and that the soul of man has shorter ways of going to work, in furnishing itself with knowledge and instruction, than we generally take with it.”

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Book V, Ch. 42.
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