Quotes about vampire
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“Mary frowned. A vampire doctor. Talk about exploring your alternative therapies.”

Jessica Bird book Lover Eternal

Source: Lover Eternal

“Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong.”

Christopher Moore (1957) American writer of comic fantasy

Thinking

“He was obviously dead. But since he was a vampire that wasn't as hopeless a thing as it might have been.”

Patricia Briggs book Bone Crossed

Source: Bone Crossed

Dead

“Oh God, I just kissed a vampire!"

Oh Gods, I just kissed a human!”

Sherrilyn Kenyon book Night Pleasures

Variant: Amanda - "Oh God, I just kissed a vampire!" Kyrian - "Oh Gods, I just kissed a human!
Source: Night Pleasures

God, Kiss

“I always knew there were vampires, dude,” he’d said. “Because, you know how there’s people you know who, like, always look the same, even when they’re, like, a hundred years old? Like David Bowie? That’s because they’re vampires.”

Cassandra Clare book City of Fallen Angels

Source: City of Fallen Angels

People

“I entered his apartment without being invited, which is perfectly fine if you're not a vampire.”

Lisa Lutz (1970) US author

Source: The Spellmans Strike Again

“My last sunrise. That morning, I was not yet a vampire. And I saw my last sunrise. I remember it completely; yet I do not think I remember any other sunrise before it.”

Anne Rice book Interview with the Vampire

Source: Interview with the Vampire

Thinking

“Believe in angels? Then believe in vampires. Believe in me. There are worse things on earth.”

Anne Rice book Memnoch the Devil

Source: Memnoch the Devil

Angels

“Mercy," he said,"in a fair fight between near equals, I'll back you every time. It's the demons, vampires, and river devils I worry about, and I'm working on that.”

Patricia Briggs book River Marked

Source: River Marked

Time, Fight

“Ever hear of the phrase, Banging you're head on a brick wall?"
Ah, but you forget, Darren, vampires can break brick walls with their heads.”

Darren Shan book Hunters of the Dusk

Source: Hunters of the Dusk

Forgetting

“Vampire? Such a provocative word, wrapped in too many clichés and girly novels.”

Matt Haig book The Radleys

Source: The Radleys

“By the way, my name's Rose Hathaway. I'm seventeen years old, training to protect and kill vampires, in love with a completely unsuitable guy, and have a best friend whose weird magic could drive her crazy.
Hey, no one said high school was easy.”

Richelle Mead book Frostbite

Source: Frostbite

Love, School, Way, Guy

“Rose: "You see something you like?"
Dimitri: "Get dressed.”
-Rose Hathaway & Dimitri Belikov (Vampire Academy)”

Richelle Mead Vampire Academy

Source: Vampire Academy

“I'm not through with you yet. Are you prepared to accept your punishment?"
I nodded reluctantly. I wasn't sure what a vampire's punishment might be. But I was ready to find out.
"I sentence you to a thousand kisses," he said.
"Can I begin now?”

Ellen Schreiber (1967) American writer

Source: Royal Blood

Kiss

“She looked as if she were a vampire about to check the time—with a sundial.”

Kresley Cole American writer

Source: Shadow's Claim

Time

“Vampires don't live at all," she points out, "neither do we."
She has me there. "Fine, I'll go. But when Kurt leads his minions in a march around the cemetary with our heads on sticks, don't say I didn't warn you.”

Cynthia Leitich Smith (1967) American writer and poet

Source: Eternal

“I wouldn't be able to do anything with my vampire horde except make it run around in a herd, but it would be a very impressive herd.”

Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo

Source: Magic Slays

“I'm a vampire, idiot. I don't have x-ray vision." "Some supernatural monster you are, remind me to trade you in for a werewolf, bro. Probably be more useful right now.”

Rachel Caine (1962) American writer

Source: Kiss of Death

“Belatedly, Clary recalled something. "I thought you guys said onlyof the vampire bikes could fly?"… [Jace:]"Only some of them can!" "How did you know this was one of them?" "I didn't!" he shouted gleefully…”

Cassandra Clare book City of Bones

Source: City of Bones

Guy, Flying

“Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. "He hits like a girl, for a vampire.”

Rachel Caine (1962) American writer

Source: Ghost Town

Girl, Time

“Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.”

Jessica Bird book Lover Unbound

Source: Lover Unbound

“Who's Myrnin?"
Claire controlled an urge to roll her eyes. "Badass crazy vampire scientist who's my boss."
"You realize no part of that sentence made sense, right?”

Rachel Caine (1962) American writer

Source: Ghost Town

Sense, Parting

“I just went to work for a vampire, was scared by a spider, and got knocked down by a tanning bomb. And that’s just my day, not my week.”

Rachel Caine (1962) American writer

Source: Fade Out

“Today, Mr. Darcy is a vampire.”

Orson Scott Card (1951) American science fiction novelist

“Daimons, vampires, ghouls, whatever you want to call them. They suck your blood and your soul and leave you with nothing. Kind of like lawyers. (Selena)”

Sherrilyn Kenyon Night Embrace

Source: Night Embrace

Soul

“You're Giving me a… stick"
MaryL to a very dangerious vampire”

L.J. Smith (1965) American author

Source: Night World, No. 1

“Clarissa," he said, "here with the vampire, I see. When things have settled a bit, we really must discuss you choice in pets..”

Cassandra Clare book City of Glass

Source: City of Glass

“This isn’t really death,’ Tyler says. ‘We’ll be legend. We won’t grow old.’ I tongue the barrel into my cheek and say, Tyler, you’re thinking of vampires.”

Chuck Palahniuk Fight Club

Source: Fight Club

Death, Thinking

“In every generation there is a chosen one. She alone will stand against the vampires the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer.”

Joss Whedon (1964) American director, writer, and producer for television and film

“There are two levels of vampirism: one is the regular vampire, which is just like it has always been; and then there's the super vampires, which are a new breed we've created.”

Guillermo del Toro (1964) Mexican film director

“Looks like a bite mark. What have you been doing all day, anyway?"
"Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head."
"And ran into a vampire?"
"What? No! I fell."
"On your neck?”

Cassandra Clare The Mortal Instruments

Jace and Alec, pg. 73-74
The Mortal Instruments, City of Ashes (2008)

“I know who and what I am. I am The Executioner, and I don't date Vampires. I kill them.”

Laurell K. Hamilton (1963) Novelist

Final line
Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter series, Guilty Pleasures (1993)

“Don't stop kissing me, vampire, or I will kill you.”

Kresley Cole book No Rest for the Wicked

Source: No Rest for the Wicked

Kiss

“Go to faeries for gossip about vampires, to werewolves for gossip about faeries, and do not gossip about werewolves, because they try to bite your face off: that was Magnus's motto.”

Cassandra Clare (1973) American author

Source: Saving Raphael Santiago

“The vampire leaned forward, tapping a scimitar claw. "Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?"
"Yep."
"Is he carrying a moon on his pitchfork?"
"No, it's a pie.”

Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo

Source: Magic Bleeds

“I was particularly stunned by the casting of [Tom] Cruise, who is no more my Vampire Lestat than Edward G. Robinson is Rhett Butler.”

Anne Rice (1941) American writer

“You bit de Quincey," he said. "You fool. He's a vampire. You know what it means to bite a vampire."
"I had no choice," said Will. "He was choking me."
"I know," Jem said. "But really, Will. Again?”

Cassandra Clare book Clockwork Angel

Variant: Jem shook his head. "You bit de Quincey" he said. "You fool. He's a VAMPIRE"

"I had no choice" said Will " He was choking me"

"I know" Jem said. " But really Will, AGAIN?
Source: Clockwork Angel

Fools

“One of you guys is going to have to feed the vampiric lawyer some blood and it can’t be me. (Caleb)
Why? You afraid of a little bite?
I’m anemic. (Nick)
And I’m Catholic. Doesn’t that knock me out of the running? (Nick)”

Sherrilyn Kenyon (1965) Novelist

Source: Infinity

Guy

“Unfortunately, my army consists of one unreliable criminal, one girl with a
disability, and one incredibly foolish young vampire with a tanning issue. I am not confident.”

Rachel Caine (1962) American writer

Source: Kiss of Death

Confidence, Girl

“You only want everything you don't have"
Matt from The vampire diaries”

L.J. Smith book The Vampire Diaries: The Struggle

Source: The Struggle

“Finally the vampire released him with another groan, sitting back on his haunches. "Your blood isin power." Running his tongue over a fang, he said, "Among other things. I believe I might be high. But Iit.”

Kresley Cole American writer

Source: Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“A starving child is a frightful sight. A starving vampire, even worse.”

Anne Rice book Interview with the Vampire

Source: Interview with the Vampire

“When you have too much faith in something, it's bound to hurt you. Too much faith in anything will suck you dry. In this way, all the world is a vampire.”

Poppy Z. Brite (1967) Novelist, short story writer, food writer

World, Faith, Way, Hurt

“WHAT ARE YOU, NUTS? THE MAN'S A VAMPIRE!
Yeah, but he's a really, REALLY sexy one.”

Sherrilyn Kenyon book Night Pleasures

Source: Night Pleasures

“As exits go, that's a good one." It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.”

Charlaine Harris book All Together Dead

Source: All Together Dead

“The vampire was real. It was only that his true story had never been told.”

Richard Matheson (1926–2013) American fiction writer

Source: I Am Legend and Other Stories

“If anyone was going to fall prey to a handsome vampire, it was going to be me.”

Ellen Schreiber (1967) American writer

Source: Cryptic Cravings

“molesting the vampire while he's too weak to fight back, iz? jace asked. i'm pretty sure that violates at least one of the accords.”

Cassandra Clare book City of Glass

Source: City of Glass

Fight

“I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.”

Stephen King (1947) American author

“I thought only a wooden stake through the heart killed a vampire. (Amanda)
A wooden stake through the heart will kill just about anything. And if it doesn't, run like hell. (Kyrian)”

Sherrilyn Kenyon book Night Pleasures

Source: Night Pleasures

Hell, Heart

“Right. Vampires. But how do they get inside?"
"They fly"…
"We dont fly," Clary felt impelled to point out.
"No," Jace agreed. "We dont fly. We break and enter."…
"Flying sounds like more fun."
-Clary & Jace, pg.258-”

Cassandra Clare book City of Bones

Source: City of Bones

Flying

“First Emma. Now Thad. Regin was sick and tired of non-evil vampiric creatures messing with her millennium's worth of scathing animosity for their species…”

Kresley Cole American writer

Source: Dreams of a Dark Warrior

Evil

“Jesus, are all vampires over two hundred perverts?"
"I am over two hundred," Jean-Claude said.
"I rest my case.”

Laurell K. Hamilton book Circus of the Damned

Source: Circus of the Damned

“So long as this country is cursed with slavery, so too will it be cursed with vampires.”

Seth Grahame-Smith (1976) US fiction author

Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Country

“The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you”

Charlaine Harris Dead and Gone

Source: Dead and Gone

Love

“Doesn't sunlight kill them? Doesn't it turn them to dust, or make them burst into flames or something?"
"Nope. Vampires tan, just like you and me. Well, just like you. I tend to bleach.”

Derek Landy Skulduggery Pleasant

Source: Skulduggery Pleasant

“If you don't like vampire games, don't play”

Vivian Vande Velde (1951) American writer

Source: Companions of the Night

Game

“You're much shorter than my mom."
"Brat," she said, surprised into a giggle.
"That's no way to talk to a vampire."
"Bloodsucking brat."
"Better" he said.”

Rachel Caine (1962) American writer

Source: Ghost Town

Way, Moms

“Last night you said you wanted to know what to expect so you could better select your attire. I told you we were going to visit a vampire in a Goth-den tonight. Why, then, Ms. Lane, do you look like a perky rainbow?”

Karen Marie Moning book Darkfever

Source: Darkfever

Night

“Oh, come on," Clary said. "You're a vampire, not Spider-Man.”

Cassandra Clare book City of Glass

Source: City of Glass

“I’m so sleepy.”
“My beautiful girl, dawn nears. And all good vampires are to bed.”
She eased up, arching a brow at him. “Then you’ll stay awake.”

Kresley Cole American writer

Source: Lothaire

Beauty, Girl

“Vampires are people too!”

Laurell K. Hamilton book Guilty Pleasures

Source: Guilty Pleasures

People

“Listen to me, Jez. There's no reason for you to die-"
Wood… poison."
No it isn't! Not to humans. And you're half human. You're vampire enough to survie something that would kill a human, but you're human enough not to be poisoned by wood.”

L.J. Smith (1965) American author

“So, been attacked by any vampires yet?"
"Not one."
"Zombies? Giant spiders? Water monsters?"
It's been really quiet on the supernatural front"
"Too bad, 'cause I got attacked by a devil dog. It was not awesome.”

Rachel Caine (1962) American writer

Source: Fall of Night

Dogs, Water

“I glanced at George half naked in his towel, then at Barkley, completely naked in his… nothing. A vampire and a werewolf.
I shook my head. It was obvious. I was having one of my Anita Blake dreams again.”

Michelle Rowen (1971) Canadian writer

Source: Fanged & Fabulous

Dreams

“Being
infected, being a vampire, it’ s always you. Maybe it’ s more you than ever before. It’ s you as you
always were, deep down inside.”

Holly Black book The Coldest Girl in Coldtown

Source: The Coldest Girl in Coldtown

“Setting out around midnight, I couldn't help shaking my head, "We're the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever." I muttered.”

Richelle Mead Blood Promise

Source: Blood Promise

Help

“Human orgasm, firecracker. Vampire orgasm, blast.”

Kresley Cole American writer

Source: Lothaire

“You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!”

Jessica Bird book Dark Lover

Source: Dark Lover

“Roman might have survived the Great Vampire War of 1710, but he was about to face an even worse terror.
A mortal female in full rage.”

Kerrelyn Sparks (1955) American writer

Source: How to Marry a Millionaire Vampire

War, Rage

“I spend most of my waking hours confronting and destroying things that I fear. A thousand-year-old master vampire was a tall order, but a girl's got to have a goal.”

Laurell K. Hamilton book Guilty Pleasures

Source: Guilty Pleasures

Fear, Girl

“Vampires smiled for many reasons, but when a vampire male smiled at you from this distance with that kind of look in his eyes it was done for one purpose only: to impress. Look at my big teeth. I’m an apex predator. My genetic material is awesome.”

Ilona Andrews American husband-and-wife novelist duo

Source: Clean Sweep

Smile

“I have had just about enough of other guys trying to turn you, Raven. There is only one vampire who will," he said confidently. "The one who you were always meant for-me.”

Ellen Schreiber (1967) American writer

Source: Immortal Hearts

Guy, Confidence

“I was going to fight vampires, and my name wasn't Buffy--I was so screwed.”

Patricia Briggs book Frost Burned

Source: Frost Burned

Fight

“i was joking with isabelle about vampires right before it happened. just trying to make her laugh, you know? what freaks out jewish vanpires? silver stars of david? chopped liver? check for eighteen dollars?”

Cassandra Clare book City of Bones

Source: City of Bones

Star

“Ha," I said. "Oh, ha-ha. Yeah, ’cause they love me. You see how many vampires are up here? Zero, right?"
One," said Eric, stepping out of the stairwell.”

Charlaine Harris book All Together Dead

Source: All Together Dead

Love

“They say when you're about to die, you see your entire life flash before your eyes.
They lied.
The only thing Nick Gautier could see flashing was Kyrian Hunter's vampire fangs.”

Sherrilyn Kenyon (1965) Novelist

Source: Invincible

Life

“Luke could only imagine the odd picture they made: the starving vampire, the dying warlock, and the werewolf keeping watch at the window.”

Cassandra Clare book City of Heavenly Fire

Source: City of Heavenly Fire

Imagination

“The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.”

Richard Pryor (1940–2005) American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic, writer, and MC

People

“I was looking for Simon."
Jordan squinted at her. "It's two in the morning."
She shrugged. "He's a vampire."
"But I'm not.”

Cassandra Clare The City of Lost Souls

Source: City of Lost Souls

“Vampires bore a grudge longer than any technically living creatures, and whenever they were in a bad temper, they expressed themselves through murder.”

Cassandra Clare (1973) American author

Source: Vampires, Scones, and Edmund Herondale

“Natalya asked, "How'd you escape all the vampires out for your head?"

In a monotone voice, Lothaire stated, "I'mgood.”

Kresley Cole American writer

Source: Dreams of a Dark Warrior

“Isabelle!” Simon called. “Stop throwing clothes at me! Just because you’re a Shadowhunter and I’m a vampire doesn’t mean we can never happen. Our love is forbidden like the love of a shark and a—and a shark hunter. But that’s what makes it special.”

Cassandra Clare book City of Heavenly Fire

Source: City of Heavenly Fire

Love, Clothes

“My boyfriend was insanely sexy, vampire or not, and I couldn't keep my hands off him.”

Richelle Mead book The Fiery Heart

Source: The Fiery Heart

“Happy Birthday."
Adrian came to a sudden halt. The words were soft and small, spoken tentatively, but easily discerned by vampire ears. Slowly, he turned around and found Jill Mastrano standing shyly before him.”

Richelle Mead (1976) American writer

Source: Adrian's Lost Chapter

Birthday, Happiness

“Vampires were always either trying to kill me, or own me. God I hated being popular.”

Laurell K. Hamilton book Cerulean Sins

Source: Cerulean Sins

God, Hate

“Using supernatural beings to build the perfect weapon? Intriguing idea."

"Not really," I said. "They did it on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. A sub-par season. I slept through half the episodes.”

Kelley Armstrong book Stolen

Source: Stolen

Idea, Perfection, Season

“Even bipolar vampires needed sleep from time to time, and he was well past his recommended safe dosage of stress.”

Rachel Caine (1962) American writer

Source: Black Dawn

Sleep, Time, Past

“Nick! Wait!” – Kyrian
‘Wait, my gluteus maximus. Vampire was shy of a few quarts of blood if he thought Nick had any intention of not going Casper on him.’ – Nick”

Sherrilyn Kenyon (1965) Novelist

Source: Invincible

Waiting

“Do you even really know how vampires are made?'
'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much…”

Cassandra Clare book City of Fallen Angels

Simon, pg. 8
Variant: Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much...
Source: The Mortal Instruments, City of Fallen Angels (2011)

Love

“If every vampire who said he was at The Crucifixion, was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock…”

Joss Whedon (1964) American director, writer, and producer for television and film

“I am a vampire, and that is the truth.”

Christopher Pike book The Last Vampire

Source: The Last Vampire

Truth

“Oh, man. You’re him. The cute and brooding vampire boyfriend.”
“She said I was cute and brooding?” I asked. “Never mind. Why can’t I reach her? Where is she?”

Richelle Mead book Silver Shadows

Source: Silver Shadows

“The only vampires I've ever seen are the Goths trying to get a glimpse of Anne Rice's house, who drink strawberry sodas and tell each other it's blood.”

Sherrilyn Kenyon (1965) Novelist