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Seth Grahame-Smith is an American novelist, film director, film producer, and screenwriter. He is best known as the author of The New York Times best-selling novels Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter, both of which have been adapted as feature films. Grahame-Smith is also the co-creator, head writer and executive producer of The Hard Times of RJ Berger, a scripted television comedy appearing on MTV. In collaboration with David Katzenberg, his partner in Katzsmith Productions, Grahame-Smith is currently developing a number of projects for television and film. Wikipedia  

✵ 4. January 1976
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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
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Famous Seth Grahame-Smith Quotes

“Of all the weapons in the world, love is the most dangerous.”

Seth Grahame-Smith book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Source: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

“Elizabeth lifted her skirt, disregarding modesty, and delivered a swift kick to the creature's head.”

Seth Grahame-Smith book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Source: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

“Of all the weapons she had commanded, Elizabeth knew the least of love; and of all the weapons in the world, love was the most dangerous.”

Seth Grahame-Smith book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Source: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

“Contrary to his infallibly "honest" image, Abe wasn't above lying so long as it served a noble purpose.”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“The day Henry made a choice… that some men are just too interesting to die.”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“No ninjas! How was that possible? Five daughters brought up at home without any ninjas! I never heard of such a thing. Your mother must have been quite a slave to your safety.”

Seth Grahame-Smith book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Source: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Seth Grahame-Smith Quotes about death

“Thank you, sir, but I am perfectly content being the bride of death.”

Seth Grahame-Smith book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Source: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

“Elizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel.”

Seth Grahame-Smith book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Source: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

“I fear that a life of death has made me numb to both.”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“Without death,' he answered, 'life is meaningless. It is a story that can never be told. A song that can never be sung. For how would one finish it?”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Seth Grahame-Smith Quotes

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”

Seth Grahame-Smith book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Source: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

“Judge us not equally, Abraham. We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"
Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.”

Seth Grahame-Smith book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Source: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

“The business of Mr. Bennett's life was to keep his daughters alive. The business of Mrs. Bennett's was to get them married.”

Seth Grahame-Smith book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Source: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

“put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: How to Survive a Horror Movie

“Real power comes not from hate, but from truth.”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“Most men have no purpose but to exist, Abraham; to pass quietly through history as minor characters upon a stage they cannot even see”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“The more precious His gift, the more anxious God for its return.”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“I would much prefer their minds to be engaged in the deadly arts than clouded with dreams of marriage and fortune, as your own so clearly is!”

Seth Grahame-Smith book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Source: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

“Some people say "if we split up, we can cover more ground"-with blood”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: How to Survive a Horror Movie

“So long as this country is cursed with slavery, so too will it be cursed with vampires.”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“But I am happy. And happiness, I have decided, is a noble ambition.”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“On the contrary, there is something pleasing about his mouth when he
speaks. And there is something of dignity in the way his trousers cling to those most English parts
of him.”

Seth Grahame-Smith book Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

Source: Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

“Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend."
"And I to see you dead.”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“However, it has long been said that "my enemy's enemy is my friend.”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“The true roll in determing to embrace or reject anything is not whether it have any evil in it but whether it have more of evil than of good. There are few things wholly evil or wholly good.”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

“I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt that all mean are created free and equal.”

Seth Grahame-Smith

Source: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

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