Karl Marx (1818–1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist, journalist and revolutionary socialist
Source: Contribution to the Critique of Hegel's Philosophy of Right (1843)
Karl Marx (1818–1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist, journalist and revolutionary socialist
Source: Contribution to the Critique of Hegel's Philosophy of Right (1843)
Karl Marx (1818–1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist, journalist and revolutionary socialist
Contribution to the Critique of Hegel's Philosophy of Right (1843)
Marilyn Frye book The Politics of Reality
Source: The Politics of Reality: Essays in Feminist Theory (1983), p. 71
Albert Einstein (1879–1955) German-born physicist and founder of the theory of relativity
As quoted in the essay "To Albert Einstein's Seventieth Birthday" by Arnold Sommerfeld, Albert Einstein : Philosopher-Scientist http://www.worldcat.org/title/albert-einstein-philosopher-scientist/oclc/311439 (1949) edited by Paul A. Schilpp (p. 102). The essay, originally published as "Zum Siebzigsten Geburtstag Albert Einsteins" in Deutsche Beiträge (Eine Zweimonatsschrift) http://www.worldcat.org/title/deutsche-beitrage-eine-zweimonatsschrift/oclc/183334232 Vol. III, No 2, 1949, was translated specifically for the book by Schilpp. <br class="br">1940s <br class="br">Variant: Since others have explained my theory, I can no longer understand it myself.
Richard Dawkins book The Greatest Show on Earth: The Evidence for Evolution
Source: The Greatest Show on Earth: The Evidence for Evolution
Charles Darwin book On the Origin of Species (1859)
Source: On the Origin of Species (1859), Chapter VI: "Difficulties on Theory", page 189 http://darwin-online.org.uk/content/frameset?pageseq=207&itemID=F373&viewtype=image <br class="br">Source: The Origin of Species
John Taylor Gatto (1935–2018) American teacher, book author
Source: Dumbing Us Down: The Hidden Curriculum of Compulsory Schooling (1992), p. 68
“Everything must be taken into account. If the fact will not fit the theory — let the theory go.”
Agatha Christie book The Mysterious Affair at Styles
Source: The Mysterious Affair at Styles (1920)
“Philosophy is, in the last instance, class struggle in the field of theory.”
Louis Althusser (1918–1990) French political philosopher
Source: Essays in Self-Criticism
Werner Heisenberg book The Part and The Whole
Die Quantentheorie ist so ein wunderbares Beispiel dafür, daß man einen Sachverhalt in völliger Klarheit verstanden haben kann und gleichzeitig doch weiß, daß man nur in Bildern und Gleichnissen von ihm reden kann. <br class="br">Der Teil und das Ganze. Gespräche im Umkreis der Atomphysik (1969); also in "Kein Chaos, aus dem nicht wieder Ordnung würde", Die Zeit No. 34 (22 August 1969) http://www.zeit.de/1969/34/kein-chaos-aus-dem-nicht-wieder-ordnung-wuerde/komplettansicht; as translated in Physics and Beyond : Encounters and Conversation (1971)
“In theory there is no difference between theory and practice; in practice there is.”
Yogi Berra (1925–2015) American baseball player, manager, coach
Attributed in Nassim Nicholas Taleb, Antifragile - Things that Gain From Disorder (2012), p. 213.
The earliest known appearance of this quote in print is Walter J. Savitch, Pascal: An Introduction to the Art and Science of Programming (1984), where it is attributed as a "remark overheard at a computer science conference". It circulated as an anonymous saying for more than ten years before attributions to Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut and Yogi Berra began to appear (and later still to various others).
Disputed, Misattributed
Isaac Asimov (1920–1992) American writer and professor of biochemistry at Boston University, known for his works of science fiction …
Often attributed as remarks to the National Coalition Against Censorship (NCAC) (1980)
General sources
“The secret of theory is that truth does not exist.”
Jean Baudrillard (1929–2007) French sociologist and philosopher
Source: Fragments: Cool Memories III, 1990-1995
Cassandra Clare book City of Fallen Angels
Variant: And second, keep in mind that you are a weapon. In theory, when you're done with training, you should be able to kick a hole in a wall or knock out a moose with a single punch."
"I would never hit a moose," said Clary. "They're endangered.
Source: City of Fallen Angels
“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”
Will Rogers (1879–1935) American humorist and entertainer
Alexis De Tocqueville book Democracy in America
Book Three, Chapter XXI.
Democracy in America, Volume II (1840), Book Three
“As a rule we disbelieve all the facts and theories for which we have no use.”
William James (1842–1910) American philosopher, psychologist, and pragmatist
"The Will to Believe" p. 10 http://books.google.com/books?id=Moqh7ktHaJEC&pg=PA10 <br class="br">1890s, The Will to Believe and Other Essays in Popular Philosophy (1897)
James Baldwin (1924–1987) (1924-1987) writer from the United States
Autobiographical Notes (1952)
Context: I don't like people who like me because I'm a Negro; neither do I like people who find in the same accident grounds for contempt. I love America more than any other country in the world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually. I think all theories are suspect, that the finest principles may have to be modified, or may even be pulverized by the demands of life, and that one must find, therefore, one's own moral center and move through the world hoping that this center will guide one aright. I consider that I have many responsibilities, but none greater than this: to last, as Hemingway says, and get my work done.
I want to be an honest man and a good writer.
“I pass with relief from the tossing sea of Cause and Theory to the firm ground of Result and Fact.”
Winston S. Churchill book The Story of the Malakand Field Force
Early career years (1898–1929)
Source: The Story of the Malakand Field Force: An Episode of Frontier War (1898), Chapter III.
Erma Bombeck (1927–1996) When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent le…
“It would be possible, in theory, for life and art to be reversed.”
Jonathan Safran Foer book Everything Is Illuminated
Source: Everything Is Illuminated
“The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.”
Eoin Colfer (1965) Irish author of children's books
Source: The Time Paradox
Marisha Pessl Special Topics in Calamity Physics
Source: Special Topics in Calamity Physics
Robertson Davies book The Rebel Angels
Source: The Rebel Angels
Douglas Coupland book JPod
Source: JPod (2006)
Context: Here’s my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can’t fake are erections, competence and creativity. That’s why meetings become toxic — they put uncreative people in a situation in which they have to be something they can never be. And the more effort they put into concealing their inabilities, the more toxic the meeting becomes.
Albert Einstein (1879–1955) German-born physicist and founder of the theory of relativity
1910s
Variant: If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew. (Address to the French Philosophical Society at the Sorbonne (6 April 1922); French press clipping (7 April 1922) [Einstein Archive 36-378] and Berliner Tageblatt (8 April 1922) [Einstein Archive 79-535])
Variant translation: If my theory of relativity is proven correct, Germany will claim me as a German and France will say I am a man of the world. If it's proven wrong, France will say I am a German and Germany will say I am a Jew.
Variant: If relativity is proved right the Germans will call me a German, the Swiss will call me a Swiss citizen, and the French will call me a great scientist. If relativity is proved wrong the French will call me a Swiss, the Swiss will call me a German and the Germans will call me a Jew.
Context: By an application of the theory of relativity to the taste of readers, today in Germany I am called a German man of science, and in England I am represented as a Swiss Jew. If I come to be represented as a bête noire, the descriptions will be reversed, and I shall become a Swiss Jew for the Germans and a German man of science for the English!
H.L. Mencken (1880–1956) American journalist and writer
Variant: If we assume that man actually does resemble God, then we are forced into the impossible theory that God is a coward, an idiot and a bounder.
Aldous Huxley (1894–1963) English writer
Texts and Pretexts (1932), p. 270
Context: It is man's intelligence that makes him so often behave more stupidly than the beasts. … Man is impelled to invent theories to account for what happens in the world. Unfortunately, he is not quite intelligent enough, in most cases, to find correct explanations. So that when he acts on his theories, he behaves very often like a lunatic. Thus, no animal is clever enough, when there is a drought, to imagine that the rain is being withheld by evil spirits, or as punishment for its transgressions. Therefore you never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. No horse, for example would kill one of its foals to make the wind change direction. Dogs do not ritually urinate in the hope of persuading heaven to do the same and send down rain. Asses do not bray a liturgy to cloudless skies. Nor do cats attempt, by abstinence from cat's meat, to wheedle the feline spirits into benevolence. Only man behaves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, intelligent enough.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb (1960) Lebanese-American essayist, scholar, statistician, former trader and risk analyst
Source: The Black Swan: The Impact of the Highly Improbable
H.L. Mencken (1880–1956) American journalist and writer
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1940s–present, Minority Report : H.L. Mencken's Notebooks (1956)
Source: Minority Report
William James (1842–1910) American philosopher, psychologist, and pragmatist
Lecture VI, Pragmatism's Conception of Truth
1900s, Pragmatism: A New Name for Some Old Ways of Thinking (1907)
Erich Fromm (1900–1980) German social psychologist and psychoanalyst
Source: Man for Himself: An Inquiry into the Psychology of Ethics
“I've always had a theory that some of us are born with nerve endings longer than our bodies”
Joy Harjo (1951) American writer
Source: In Mad Love and War
Thomas Sowell (1930) American economist, social theorist, political philosopher and author
Social Deterioration
1980s–1990s, Is Reality Optional? (1993)
“Let us leave theories there and return to here's hear.”
James Joyce book Finnegans Wake
Source: Finnegans Wake
H.L. Mencken (1880–1956) American journalist and writer
"A Few Pages of Notes," http://books.google.com/books?id=hXVHAAAAYAAJ&q=%22Democracy+is+the+theory+that+the+common+people+know+what+they+want+and+deserve+to+get+it+good+and+hard%22&pg=PA435#v=onepage The Smart Set (January 1915); later published in A Little Book in C major http://books.google.com/books?id=EAJbAAAAMAAJ&q=%22Democracy+is+the+theory+that+the+common+people+know+what+they+want+and+deserve+to+get+it+good+and+hard%22&pg=PA19#v=onepage (1916), and A Mencken Crestomathy (1949) <br class="br">1910s <br class="br">Source: A Little Book in C Major
Max Horkheimer (1895–1973) German philosopher and sociologist
Source: "The Latest Attack on Metaphysics" (1937), p. 162.
Jeremy Rifkin (1945) American economist
The Zero Marginal Cost Society: The Internet of Things, the Collaborative Commons, and the Eclipse of Capitalism (2014)
Chinmayananda Saraswati (1916–1993) Indian spiritual teacher
Quotations from Gurudev’s teachings, Chinmya Mission Chicago
Stephen Jay Gould book The Panda's Thumb
"Double Trouble", pp. 38–40
The Panda's Thumb (1980)
George Steiner (1929–2020) American writer
Source: Real Presences (1989), II: The Broken Contract, Ch. 3 (p. 76).
Wheeler L. Baker (1938) President of Hargrave Military Academy
Source: Crisis Management: A Model For Managers (1993), p. 74
Samuel Butler (1835–1902) novelist
Ego and Non-Ego
The Note-Books of Samuel Butler (1912), Part XX - First Principles
“Theories that go counter to the facts of human nature are foredoomed.”
Edith Hamilton (1867–1963) American teacher and writer
Source: The Roman Way (1932), Ch. 1
Harold Koontz (1909–1984)
schools
Source: "The Management Theory Jungle Revisited," 1980, p. 186 ; as cited in Daniel A. Wren & Arthur G. Bedeian (2009). The evolution of management thought. p. 419-420
David Graeber (1961) American anthropologist and anarchist
Source: Debt: The First 5,000 Years (2011), Chapter Twelve, "1971–The Beginning…", p. 364
Charles Darwin (1809–1882) British naturalist, author of "On the origin of species, by means of natural selection"
volume I, chapter VIII: "Religion", page 307 http://darwin-online.org.uk/content/frameset?pageseq=325&itemID=F1452.1&viewtype=image; letter http://www.darwinproject.ac.uk/entry-11981 from Emma Darwin (wife) to N.A. Mengden (8 April 1879) <br class="br">The Life and Letters of Charles Darwin (1887)
Alan Wolfe (1942) American political scientist
The Future of Liberalism (2009), Ch. 5 : Mr. Schmitt Goes to Washington
Pierre Duhem (1861–1916) French physicist, historian of science
Notice sur les Titres et Travaux scientifiques de Pierre Duhem rédigée par lui-même lors de sa candidature à l'Académie des sciences (mai 1913), The Aim and Structure of Physical Theory (1906)
Neil deGrasse Tyson (1958) American astrophysicist and science communicator
Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey (2014)
Robert J. Gordon (1940) American economist
Source: The American Business Cycle, 1986, p. 2
Rakesh Khurana (1967) American business academic
Herbert Gintis and Rakesh Khurana. " What Happened When Homo Economicus Entered Business School https://evonomics.com/what-happens-when-you-introduce-homo-economicus-into-business/," in: evonomics.com, July 14, 2016.
Moses I. Finley (1912–1986) American historian
Source: Democracy Ancient And Modern (Second Edition) (1985), Chapter 1, Leaders and Followers, p. 10-11
Vitruvius book De architectura
Source: De architectura (The Ten Books On Architecture) (~ 15BC), Book V, Chapter V, Sec. 6
Charles Zastrow (1942) American sociologist
Charles Zastrow (2009) Introduction to Social Work and Social Welfare: Empowering People. p. 49
Charlie Brooker (1971) journalist, broadcaster and writer from England
The Guardian 2 August 2008. http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2008/aug/02/television.television <br class="br">Guardian columns
Anna Quindlen (1952) journalist, Novelist
The dangers of an AIDS epidemic. The New York Times, sect. A, p. 31 (December 9, 1993).
Francis Heylighen (1960) Belgian cyberneticist
" Ashby's book "Introduction to Cybernetics http://pespmc1.vub.ac.be/ASHBBOOK.html" at Principia Cybernetica Web, 1999-2003 <br class="br">Principia Cybernetica Web, 1999-2003
Joseph Louis Lagrange book Mécanique analytique
Mécanique analytique (1788) as quoted by E. W. Hobson, Mathematics, from the points of view of the Mathematician and of the Physicist (1912) an address delivered to the Mathematical and Physical Society of University College London, p.13. https://books.google.com/books?id=H7Y_AQAAIAAJ&pg=PA13
Jeremy Bernstein (1929) American physicist
Quantum Profiles (1991), John Stewart Bell: Quantum Engineer
Tjalling Koopmans (1910–1985) Dutch American economist
Paul Samuelson, Tjalling Koopmans, and Richard Stone. "Report of the evaluative committee for Econometrica." Econometrica- journal of the Econometric Society. (1954): 141-146.
John Moffat book Reinventing Gravity
Introduction, A New Gravity Theory, p. xi
Reinventing Gravity (2008)
Carroll Quigley (1910–1977) American historian
Source: The Evolution of Civilizations (1961) (Second Edition 1979), Chapter 1, Scientific Method and the Social Sciences, p. 40