Source: The Gospel of Sri Ramakrishna (1942), p. 472
            
        
    
            Quotes about fishing
            
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    “A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.”
                                        
                                        This quote was popularized by Steinem and is often attributed to her.  However, the line was first coined by Australian educator Irina Dunn, as indicated at  The Phrase Finder http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/414150.html 
Misattributed
                                    
                                        
                                        Dialogue between Hans Arp and Kurt Schwitters, (1956) with introduction in: Franz Müllers Drahtfrühling-- Memories of Kurt Schwitters; as quoted in I is Style, ed. Siegfried Gohr & Gunda Luyken, commissioned by w:Rudi Fuchs, 2000, pp. 139-140 
1950s
                                    
“Fishing is a jerk at one end of a line waiting for a jerk at the other end of a line.”
The A-Z of Absolutely Everything (1990)
                                        
                                        Dr. Johnson in conversation, April 15, 1778, reported in James Boswell, The Life of Samuel Johnson, LL.D. (Oxford: Oxford University Press, 1791) p. 948. 
Criticism
                                    
                                        
                                        Daily Herald, 25 May 1945 
Speech at Blackpool, 24 May 1945. 
1940s
                                    
“Human beings are still fish.”
During an interview for Ray Comfort's " Evolution vs. God http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0u3-2CGOMQ" (2013), after explaining that Comfort was wrong to disregard the Lenski experiment on the grounds that Lenski's bacteria "are still just bacteria". After Comfort asked him again, "Humans beings are fish?", Myers replied again "Yes, of course they are."
“Together, I said, we shall boil fire and stop fish.”
To Lotte Eisner in Paris after walking from Munich to meet her, Of Walking in Ice ISBN 978-0-9796121-0-7.
Lines On Brueghel's "Icarus" http://www.themediadrome.com/content/poetry/hamburger_lines_on_icarus.htm
Explaining why she became vegan, spotted helping out at an OCRF Benefit, as quoted in "Petra Nemcova Goes Vegan For The Fish", in Celebrity-Gossip.net (31 July 2007) http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/celebrities/hollywood/petra-nemcova-goes-vegan-for-the-fish-201498#blog.
The Pobble Who Has No Toes http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ll/pobble.html, st. 1 (1877).
On his vegan diet, in "Lean, Mean and Green…Vegan Fighter Mac Danzig Packs a Punch", in The MMA Digest.com (7 August 2007) http://www.themmadigest.com/lean-mean-and-green%E2%80%A6vegan-fighter-mac-danzig-packs-a-punch/
Interview from Programmers at Work (1986)
Source: (1776), Book I, Chapter VIII, p. 86.
[John, Marks, http://www.salon.com/books/int/2008/10/23/stephen_king/print.html, Stephen King's God trip, Salon.com, 2008-10-23, 2008-10-23]
The Autobiography of a Sexually Emancipated Communist Woman (1926)
Interview with Colin Meloy, 2004-06 http://www.believermag.com/issues/200406/?read=interview_meloy,
                                        
                                        Thomas Edison ""No Immortality of the Soul" says Thomas A. Edison. In Fact, He Doesn't Believe There Is a Soul — Human Beings Only an Aggregate of Cells and the Brain Only a Wonderful Machine, Says Wizard of Electricity". New York Times. October 2, 1910 
1910s
                                    
“Compliments have lost their lure by the time a man does not have to fish for them.”
Source: Meditations in Wall Street (1940), p. 100
[A key to the fresh-water fishes of Florida, In: Proceedings of the Florida Academy of Sciences, vol. 1, 72–86, 1936, http://www.jstor.org/stable/24313266] (quote from p. 72)
Things I Didn't Know (2006)
“The title of this movie should be "Here's a Fish. You're Stupid."”
                                        
                                        On Jaws 4: The Revenge 
Showtime Triple Crowns of Comedy
                                    
                                
                                    “My body is a monster driven insane,
My heart is a fish toasted in flames.”
                                
                                
                                
                                
                            
Song lyrics, Prayers on Fire (1981), Zoo-Music Girl
                                        
                                        Era la notte allor ch'alto riposo
Han l'onde e i venti, e parea muto il mondo,
Gli animai lassi, e quei che 'l mare ondoso,
O de' liquidi laghi alberga il fondo,
E chi si giace in tana, o in mandra ascoso,
E i pinti augelli nell’oblio giocondo
Sotto il silenzio de' secreti orrori
Sopían gli affanni, e raddolciano i cori. 
Canto II, stanza 96 (tr. Fairfax) 
Gerusalemme Liberata (1581)
                                    
Source: Short fiction, The Winter Players (1976), Chapter 3, “Red Ship” (p. 136)
                                        
                                         "11th Foundational Falsehood of Creationism" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm277H3ot6Y, Youtube (June 26, 2008) 
Youtube, Foundational Falsehoods of Creationism
                                    
Source: Vegetarianism and Occultism (1913), p. 4-5
                                        
                                        As quoted in Playboy (February 1985) 
1980s
                                    
“They may the better fish in the water when it is troubled.”
Chronicles (I, 283).
                                        
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January “AND IT GOES ON” 
The Sheep Look Up (1972)
                                    
Source: Permaculture: A Designers' Manual (1988), chapter 8.12
Introduction to S. Kip Farrington Jr., Atlantic Game Fishing (1937)
“Keep your head clear and know how to suffer like a man. Or a fish, he thought.”
The Old Man and the Sea (1952)
The Origin of Species: 150th Anniversary Edition (2009)
“Over the years I learned which hooks to use to catch which fish.”
Audiotape recording of Eichmann in Argentina (1957), as quoted in Eichmann Before Jerusalem: The Unexamined Life of a Mass Murderer by Bettina Stangneth (2015). ISBN 978-0307950161.
                                        
                                         1988 interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4WOqUkJmFQ&t=3m 
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To my friend http://imirelnik.io.ua/s1954083/to_my_friends
The Ethical Dilemma of Science and Other Writings https://books.google.com.mx/books?id=zaE1AAAAIAAJ&printsec=frontcover#v=onepage&q&f=false (1960, Cap 1. Scepticism and Faith, p. 41)
Bętkowska, Teresa (August–September 2010). "Mistrz niszowej dyscypliny" http://www2.almamater.uj.edu.pl/126/17.pdf (PDF). Alma Mater (in Polish). Kraków: Jagiellonian University (126–127): pp. 41–46.
                                        
                                        " Bill Clinton Explains Why He Became a Vegan http://www.aarp.org/health/healthy-living/info-08-2013/bill-clinton-vegan.html" by Joe Conason, AARP The Magazine, August/September 2013. 
2010s
                                    
Source: Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn, To Green Angel Tower (1993), Part 2, Chapter 24, “The Graylands” (p. 540).
1946 - 1963, interview with John Richardson' (1957)
“Well, Mr. Baldwin, this is a pretty kettle of fish!”
                                        
                                        Statement to Stanley Baldwin during the abdication crisis. (1936) 
Quoted by James Pope-Hennessy in  Queen Mary, 1867-1953 http://books.google.com/books?id=Cos4AAAAIAAJ&q=%22Well+Mr+Baldwin%22+%22this+is+a+pretty+kettle+of+fish%22&pg=PA575#v=onepage (1959).
                                    
Source: The Capture (2003), Chapter Twenty-four: "Empty Hollows", p. 181
How Many People Can Live on Planet Earth? (BBC Horizon, 2009)
“The cat would eate fish, and would not wet her feete.”
                                        
                                        Part I, chapter 11. 
Proverbs (1546), Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919)
                                    
                                
                                    ““I wish Doc Pickering was here.”
“Yeah, and if fish had feet, they’d be mice.””
                                
                                
                                
                                
                            
Source: Space Cadet (1948), Chapter 14 “The Natives are Friendly...”, p. 160
The Tragic Sense of Life (1913), Conclusion : Don Quixote in the Contemporary European Tragi-Comedy
God doesn't believe in atheists (2002)
“She is nether fish nor flesh, nor good red herring.”
                                        
                                        Part I, chapter 10. 
Proverbs (1546), Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919)
                                    
Source: 1960s, Jours effeuillés: Poèmes, essaies, souvenirs (1966), p. 430
“The fisherman fishes as the urchin eats cream buns, from lust.”
England Have My Bones (1936)
                                        
                                        Introduction 
Sailing the Wine-Dark Sea: Why the Greeks Matter (2003)
                                    
" Farm Sanctuary Exclusive: Daniela Sea Won't Take Part In An Animal Holocaust http://www.ecorazzi.com/2008/12/09/farm-sanctuary-exclusive-daniela-sea-wont-take-part-in-an-animal-holocaust/", interview with Ecorazzi (9 December 2008).
Fingers Pointing Towards The Moon (1958)
                                        
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The Journey Home: Autobiography of an American Swami (Tulsi Books, 2010)
                                    
                                        
                                        Narrator, p. 184 
Sharpe (Novel Series), Sharpe's Sword  (1983)
                                    
“…her breasts swam towards me like two pink-nosed fish and she let me hold them.”
Source: Goodbye, Columbus (1959), Chapter 2
                                
                                    “Fish and guests in three days are stale.”
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                    
                                    Quasi piscis itidem est amator lenae: nequam est nisi recens.
                                
                            
Source: Asinaria (The One With the Asses), Act I, scene 3. http://books.google.com/books?id=fo0QAAAAIAAJ&q=%22Quasi+piscis+itidem+est+amator+lenae+nequam+est+nisi+recens%22&pg=PA63#v=onepage
"Trout Fishing in Europe" The Toronto Star Weekly (17 November 1923)
                                        
                                        When ordering a crackdown on witchdoctors, 2008-04-03  http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7327989.stm 
2008
                                    
                                        
                                        Bucky Katt's Big Book of fun, page 129 
Bucky Katt
                                    
                                        
                                        (full quote in context) Asked why he had not done more debates, Thompson replied "Standing up here 10 in a row, you know, like a bunch of seals waiting for somebody to throw you the next fish, is not necessarily the best way to impart your information to the American people. I'm not above acting like a seal every once in a while and waiting for the next fish, I just don't want to do it all the time." 
[Ryan Sager, The New York Sun, http://www.nysun.com/article/62678?page_no=3, Mr. Sunshine State, September 14, 2007, 2007-09-21]
                                    
Source: The Bankrupt Bookseller (1947), p. 48
“Had a buddy of mine caught a rainbow trout, and threw it back. He said he didn't want a gay fish.”
Morning Constitutions (2007)
A parody of the "Give a man a fish..." proverb alluding to the subprime mortgage crisis of the aughts on The Colbert Report (14 May 2008)
                                        
                                        Diary entry for July 25, 1985, p. 144. 
Writing Home (1994)
                                    
                                        
                                         On Guerilla Warfare http://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/mao/works/1937/guerrilla-warfare/ch06.htm (1937), Chapter 6 - "The Political Problems of Guerilla Warfare" 
This is usually aphorized as "The people are the sea that the revolutionary swims in," or an equivalent.
                                    
Franz Kafka: A Biography, translated by G. Humphreys Roberts and Richard Winston (New York: Schocken Books, 1960), p. 74.
Creation seminars (2003-2005), Lies in the textbooks
The Education of Henry Adams (1907)