“Jack: Smell?… What do I want with smelling salts?”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Jack: Smell?… What do I want with smelling salts?”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“There once was upon a time a poor widow who had an only son Jack, and a cow called Milky-White.”
English Fairy Tales (1890), Preface to English Fairy Tales, Jack and the Beanstalk
“Jack: [poking his head through the stage curtains] Bob, will you please give me my pants back?”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
Variant: Don Wilson: [Poking his head through the curtains] Bob, Bob, quick, give me Jack's pants!
Zubin Mehta in Irving Fein, Jack Benny: an Intimate Biography (1976), Volume 2, page 154.
On Jack Harkness, in "Fall TV Preview: Captain Jack (not that one) talks about the gay barrier" http://www.seattlepi.com/default/article/Fall-TV-Preview-Captain-Jack-not-that-one-1243787.php in seattlepi (16 July 2007)
“Jack: When another comedian has a lousy show, I'm the first one to admit it.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
Source: Quartered Safe Out Here (1992), p. 135.
“Jack, you have like serious anger management issues.”
The Osbournes
Vote, vote, vote for Nigel Barton (1965)
Source: (1776), Book IV, Chapter V, Digression, p. 572.
1988 Vice-Presidential debate with Dan Quayle
Full transcript of debate http://www.debates.org/index.php?page=october-5-1988-debate-transcripts
YouTube video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-7gpgXNWYI
I'm just like that, I've always been that way.
Crime Time interview (2001)
"Reflections of a Non-Positive Man". In: Living philosophies : the reflections of some eminent men and women of our time (1990), edited by Clifton Fadiman.
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
“Jack: These last 2 miles were rugged, weren't they?”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
Jack Layton's feathers passed on to Nycole Turmel http://www.montrealgazette.com/news/Jack+Layton+feathers+passed+Nycole+Turmel/5401459/story.html September 14, 2011.
At Night of Champions 2009
Friday Night SmackDown
Source: Guillermo del Toro, Jack Kirby, the abandoned hero of Marvel’s grand Hollywood adventure, and his family’s quest http://herocomplex.latimes.com/uncategorized/jack-kirby-the-forgotten-hero-in-marvels-grand-hollywood-adventure/, The Los Angeles Times, (September 25, 2009).
Brooks D. Simpson. "Simple Questions" https://cwcrossroads.wordpress.com/2015/06/21/simple-questions/ (21 June 2015), Crossroads, WordPress
2010s
The "Camelot" interview (29 November 1963)
Definition of "Beat Generation" offered to Random House publishers in 1959, after being asked him if there was anything he'd like to add to the definition they were preparing for the American College Dictionary: "Certain members of the generation that came of age after World War II who affect detachment from moral and social forms and responsibilities, supposedly the result of disillusionment. Coined by Jack Kerouac." The Random House definition eventually published read: "members of the generation that came of age after World War II who, supposedly as a result of disillusionment stemming from the Cold War, espoused forms of mysticism and the relaxation of social and sexual inhibitions."
cited in: John J. O'Connor & Edmund F.; Robertson (2003) " George Dantzig http://www-history.mcs.st-and.ac.uk/Biographies/Dantzig_George.html". in: MacTutor History of Mathematics archive, University of St Andrews.
Linear programming and extensions (1963)
“Jack's got an asshole like a clown's pocket.”
"Let's Play Minecraft Episode 13 - Find the Tower Part 1" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yC3Jl77Ywo. youtube.com. August 24, 2012. Retrieved May 4, 2014.
“Jack: No, I just want to reach 40.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
After hearing that his brother John F. Kennedy had been assassinated in Dallas, TX, on 22 November 1963, as reported https://books.google.com/books?id=nsOlkJ7yVhMC&q=I+thought+they%27d+get+one+of+us%2C+but+Jack%2C+after+all+he%27s+been+through%2C+never+worried+about+it+I+thought+it+would+be+me.#v=snippet&q=%22I%20thought%20they%27d%20get%20one%20of%20us%22%20%22but%20Jack%2C%20after%20all%20he%E2%80%99d%20been%20through%2C%20never%20worried%20about%20it....%20I%20thought%20it%20would%20be%20me.%22&f=false by Ed Guthman in Peter Collier & David Horowitz's The Kennedys: An American Drama https://www.google.com/search?tbo=p&tbm=bks&q=intitle:%22The+Kennedys%22+inauthor:%22David+Horowitz%22+inauthor:%22Peter+Collier%22&num=50 (1984), ISBN 1893554317, p. 249
"Hungry Heart"
Song lyrics, The River (1980)
English Fairy Tales (1890), Preface to English Fairy Tales, Jack and the Beanstalk
“Jack: [out of shot] Darn right I am.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
In "Jack LaLanne dies at 96; spiritual father of U.S. fitness movement, LosAngeles Times"
Source: Masters of the Maze (1965), Chapter 1 (p. 16)
21 May 2013 Politico https://www.politico.com/blogs/politico44/2013/05/biden-jewish-heritage-is-american-heritage-164525 and 22 May 2013 NYmag http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2013/05/biden-praises-jews-goes-too-far.html
2013
Vote, vote, vote for Nigel Barton (1965)
Travis McGee series, (1966)
Liking Ike: Eisenhower, Advertising and the Rise of Celebrity Politics (2016) David Haven Blake
The "Camelot" interview (29 November 1963)
Introducing "Secret Service Freedom Fighting U.S.A."
Live
then I came home – not sleepy so I made a pattern of some flowers I had picked – They were like waterlilies – white ones – with the quality of smoothness gone.
Canyon, Texas, (September 14, 1916), pp. 186, 187
1915 - 1920, Letters to Anita Pollitzer' (1916)
On September 11, 2001
Source: http://www.geocities.com/martinkramerorg/Documents/ColeLondon.html, Juan Cole, Informed Comment Blog http://www.juancole.com/, July 08, 2005
On Friendship.
Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919)
Vote, vote, vote for Nigel Barton (1965)
Letter to F. Cobden (5 July 1835) during his visit to the United States, quoted in John Morley, The Life of Richard Cobden (London: T. Fisher Unwin, 1905), pp. 39-40.
1830s
Calling Jack Clark's 9th inning three-run home run off Niedenfuer in Game 6 of the 1985 National League Championship Series to give the Cardinals the lead and the National League Pennant.
1980s
“Jack was embarrassed — never hero more,
And as he knew not what to say, he swore.”
The Island (1823), Canto III, Stanza 5.
Real Time with Bill Maher, September 9, 2005
Interviews, Television Appearances
In shock poll, Libertarian Johnson beats Trump among economists (August 23, 2016)
Liz Smith, United Press (November 23, 1987) "A Whale of an Interview With Bette Davis", San Francisco Chronicle, p. F1.
“Jack: What kind of tiger is that - Siberian or Bengal?”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
In "Jack LaLanne, Founder of Modern Fitness Movement, Dies at 96, New York Times."
My Mother Smokes Crack Rocks
Lyrics, Solo
Variant: "I smoke my crack pipe everyday / I have a good time at it / I jack my mother for dope money / I do it by threatening her life with a semi-automatic" - I Smoke Weed
Essays, Can Poetry Matter? (1991), The Catholic Writer Today (2013)
Speech in Birmingham (1 June 1983), quoted in The Times (2 June 1983), p. 1. Healey withdrew the remark "glories in slaughter" the next day and claimed he should have said "conflict" rather than "slaughter" (The Times (3 June 1983), p. 1)
1980s
from a statement on the website 'True To You' 2012
In interviews etc., About politics and society
"What Makes a Life Significant?"
1910s, Talks to Teachers on Psychology and to Students on Some of Life's Ideals (1911)
“Jack: Well, only if you have enough. I'd hate for you to run out to the zoo just for me.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
On wide receiver DeSean Jackson, Hall Of Famer Calls DeSean Jackson 'Chicken' http://www.myfoxphilly.com/story/17541803/hall-of-famer-calls-desean-jackson-chicken
“Jack: Don, you're hanging yourself.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
Interview with Jim Gray http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4l0ZyKmeNE (2000).
On Lennox Lewis
Vote, vote, vote for Nigel Barton (1965)
“Jack: Hey, wait a minute. What kind of make up is this?”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
" The Deer Swath http://digicoll.library.wisc.edu/cgi-bin/AldoLeopold/AldoLeopold-idx?type=turn&entity=AldoLeopold.ALDeskFile.p0799&id=AldoLeopold.ALDeskFile&isize=L" [1948]; Published in Round River, Luna B. Leopold (ed.), Oxford University Press, 1966, p. 127.
1940s
Quote from 'Robert Rauschenberg: An Audience of One', John Gruen, Art News, 29, February 1977, p. 48
1970's
Song lyrics, In My Tribe (1987), Hey Jack Kerouac
Real Time with Bill Maher, 27 August 2004; regarding the Fox News Channel
Peter Hennessy, "Cabinets and the Bomb", Oxford University Press 2007, p. 48.
Remarks at Cabinet Committee GEN75, 25 October 1946, about the development of the British atomic bomb.
“Jack: [Pointing to the tiger] He must have gone to a veterinarian in Denmark.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
Vote, vote, vote for Nigel Barton (1965)
friends, colleagues pay tribute to Layton http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/QPeriod/20110822/layton-tributes-110822/Family, August 22, 2011.
“Jack Benny: Does it have to be both?”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
Jack Hay was based on Ron Brewer, who had been Potter's agent when he was Labour candidate for East Hertfordshire in the 1964 general election.
Vote, vote, vote for Nigel Barton (1965)
“Jack: It's really dangerous, here in the jungle.”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
In "Live Young Forever: 12 Steps to Optimum Health, Fitness and Longevity", pp.10-11
Loud cheers.
Leicester Daily Mercury (6 January 1906)
1900s
“Jack: When they laugh at one of my jokes… it just gets me right here. [Puts hand on heart]”
The Jack Benny Program (Radio: 1932-1955), The Jack Benny Program (Television: 1950-1965)
The Sailor’s Consolation. A song with this title, beginning, "One night came on a hurricane", was written by William Pitt, of Malta, who died in 1840.
“You know what I just realized? Jack Black… Jack White! [points to Jack White]”
Source: Nervous Stillness on the Horizon (2006), P. 196 (2002)
Mark Evanier, "Jack Kirby, the abandoned hero of Marvel's grand Hollywood adventure, and his family's quest" http://herocomplex.latimes.com/uncategorized/jack-kirby-the-forgotten-hero-in-marvels-grand-hollywood-adventure/, Los Angeles Times, (September 25, 2009).
About
“It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.”
On winning his 70th PGA tournament, WINS Radio (May 28, 1984)
John Mayer
Eells, Josh (June 21, 2012). "John Mayers Regrets." Rolling Stone. 1159:48-53
About
“Jack is the showman—the brassy frontman and the snake-oil trader.”
About
"Straighten Up And Fly Right" (1937) written with Irving Mills.