“I was wise enough never to grow up, while fooling people into believing I had.”
Margaret Mead (1901–1978) American anthropologist
“I was wise enough never to grow up, while fooling people into believing I had.”
Margaret Mead (1901–1978) American anthropologist
“When we don't speak, said Edgar, we become unbearable, and when we do, we make fools of ourselves.”
Herta Müller book The Land of Green Plums
Source: The Land of Green Plums
“If you make a deal with a fool, don't be surprised when they act foolishly.”
Jeffrey Archer book Only Time Will Tell
Source: Only Time Will Tell
“Any fool can know. The point is to understand.”
Albert Einstein (1879–1955) German-born physicist and founder of the theory of relativity
“Fools talk, cowards are silent, wise men listen.”
Carlos Ruiz Zafón book The Shadow of the Wind
Source: La sombra del viento (The Shadow of the Wind) (2001)
“Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
“He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
“I told the truth, I didn't come to fool you”
Leonard Cohen (1934–2016) Canadian poet and singer-songwriter
“For what says Quinapalus? Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.”
William Shakespeare Twelfth Night
Variant: Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.
Source: Twelfth Night
“Religion was invented when the first con man met the first fool.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
Source: The Prophecy Answer Book
“A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one.”
Un sot savant est sot plus qu'un sot ignorant.
Act IV, sc. iii
Les Femmes Savantes (1672)
“Lord, what fools these mortals be!”
William Shakespeare A Midsummer Night's Dream
Puck, Act III, scene ii.
Variant: Shall we their fond pageant see?
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
Source: A Midsummer Night's Dream (1595)
“The person who writes for fools is always sure of a large audience.”
Arthur Schopenhauer (1788–1860) German philosopher
Source: Religion: A Dialogue and Other Essays
“Human life is inexplicable, and still without meaning: a fool may decide its fate.”
Friedrich Nietzsche book Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Source: Thus Spoke Zarathustra
“Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!”
Karl Marx (1818–1883) German philosopher, economist, sociologist, journalist and revolutionary socialist
“How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?”
Steven Wright (1955) American actor and author
“We must live together as brothers or perish together as fools.”
Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929–1968) American clergyman, activist, and leader in the American Civil Rights Movement
1960s, A Christmas Sermon (1967)
Variant: We must either learn to live together as brothers or we are all going to perish together as fools.
“A sensible woman can never be happy with a fool.”
George Washington (1732–1799) first President of the United States
“I see a woman may be made a fool,
If she had not a spirit to resist.”
William Shakespeare The Taming of the Shrew
Source: The Taming of the Shrew
“Whoever said that childhood is the happiest time of your life is a liar, or a fool.”
Carlos Ruiz Zafón book The Midnight Palace
Source: The Midnight Palace
“It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
Variant: It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
“It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart.”
Joel Coen (1954) American film director, screenwriter, producer, cinematographer and editor
Source: O Brother, Where Art Thou?
“H'aint we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town?”
Mark Twain book Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Source: Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1885), Ch. 26
Source: The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
“Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
“The whole point of extravagance is to act like a fool and feel like a fool, but enjoy it.”
Alfred Bester book The Stars My Destination
Source: The Stars My Destination
“Showing off is the fool's idea of glory.”
Bruce Lee (1940–1973) Hong Kong-American actor, martial artist, philosopher and filmmaker
“The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.”
Mark Twain (1835–1910) American author and humorist
“If one does not understand a person, one tends to regard him as a fool.”
C.G. Jung book Mysterium Coniunctionis
Mysterium Coniunctionis http://books.google.com/books?id=avckAQAAMAAJ&q=%22If+one+does+not+understand+a+person+one+tends+to+regard+him+as+a+fool%22&pg=PA125#v=onepage, from The Collected Works of C. G. Jung (1966)
“Tis better people think you a fool, then open your mouth and erase all doubt.”
Abraham Lincoln (1809–1865) 16th President of the United States
Variously attributed to Lincoln, Elbert Hubbard, Mark Twain, Benjamin Franklin and Socrates
Misattributed
Variant: It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
“Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.”
Alexander Pope An Essay on Criticism
At the hazard of being thought one of the fools of this quotation, I meet that argument — I rush in — I take that bull by the horns. I trust I understand and truly estimate the right of self-government. My faith in the proposition that each man should do precisely as he pleases with all which is exclusively his own lies at the foundation of the sense of justice there is in me. I extend the principle to communities of men as well as to individuals. I so extend it because it is politically wise, as well as naturally just: politically wise in saving us from broils about matters which do not concern us. Here, or at Washington, I would not trouble myself with the oyster laws of Virginia, or the cranberry laws of Indiana. The doctrine of self-government is right, — absolutely and eternally right, — but it has no just application as here attempted. Or perhaps I should rather say that whether it has such application depends upon whether a negro is not or is a man. If he is not a man, in that case he who is a man may as a matter of self-government do just what he pleases with him.
But if the negro is a man, is it not to that extent a total destruction of self-government to say that he too shall not govern himself. When the white man governs himself, that is self-government; but when he governs himself and also governs another man, that is more than self-government — that is despotism. If the negro is a man, why then my ancient faith teaches me that "all men are created equal," and that there can be no moral right in connection with one man's making a slave of another.
1850s, Speech at Peoria, Illinois (1854)
Source: An Essay on Criticism
“A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough.”
Bruce Lee (1940–1973) Hong Kong-American actor, martial artist, philosopher and filmmaker
“Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.”
Samuel Johnson (1709–1784) English writer
Roald Dahl (1916–1990) British novelist, short story writer, poet, fighter pilot and screenwriter
"Goodbye school" in Boy: Tales of Childhood (1984)
“A brute kills for pleasure. A fool kills from hate.”
Robert A. Heinlein Time Enough for Love
Time Enough for Love (1973)
Bertolt Brecht (1898–1956) German poet, playwright, theatre director
"Solidarity song" [Solidaritätslied] (1931), trans. John Willett in Poems, 1913-1956, p. 186
Poems, 1913-1956 (1976)
“Simpletons talk of the past, wise men of the present, and fools of the future.”
Napoleon I of France (1769–1821) French general, First Consul and later Emperor of the French
Napoleon : In His Own Words (1916)
“What kind of fool am I?
I never fell in love.”
Lesley Bricusse (1931) English composer, lyricist and playwright
Song What kind of fool am I?
Marcus Garvey (1887–1940) Jamaica-born British political activist, Pan-Africanist, orator, and entrepreneur
The Failure of Haile Selassie as Emperor in The Blackman, April, 1937.
A.C. Bhaktivedanta Swami Prabhupada (1896–1977) Indian guru
Conversation, New York, April 12, 1969 PrabhupadaBooks.com http://prabhupadabooks.com/conversations/1969/apr/new_york/april/12/1969?d=1 <br class="br">Quotes from other Sources, Quotes from other Sources: Violence and Dictatorship
Thomas Fuller (writer) (1654–1734) British physician, preacher, and intellectual
Introductio ad prudentiam: Part II (1727)
Everett Dean Martin (1880–1941)
Source: Are We Victims of Propaganda, Our Invisible Masters: A Debate with Edward Bernays (1929), p. 144
Ozzy Osbourne (1948) English heavy metal vocalist and songwriter
Crazy Train, written by Ozzy Osbourne, Randy Rhoads and Bob Daisley.
Song lyrics, Blizzard of Ozz (1980)
Omar Khayyám (1048–1131) Persian poet, philosopher, mathematician, and astronomer
Treatise on Demonstration of Problems of Algebra (1070).
Edouard Manet (1832–1883) French painter
Quote from Manet's letter to Félix Bracquemond (18 March 1871); as cited in Manet by Himself (1995) by Julliet Wilson-Bareau
1850 - 1875
Little Raven (Arapaho leader) (1810–1889) Southern Arapaho chief
At the signing of the Little Arkansas Treaty (October 1865), as quoted in Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (1970), p. 100
Al-Maʿarri (973–1057) Medieval Arab philosopher
As quoted in "The Meditations of Al-Maʿarri", Studies in Islamic Poetry (1921) by R. A. Nicholson, Verse 129, p. 110
Huey Long (1893–1935) American politician, Governor of Louisiana, and United States Senator
Huey Long on Adolph Hitler and fascism.(Williams p. 761P)
Malcolm Muggeridge (1903–1990) English journalist, author, media personality, and satirist
Confessions of a Twentieth-Century Pilgrim (1988)
“I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool.”
Kurt Vonnegut book Jailbird
Source: Jailbird (1979), p. 14
Galileo Galilei (1564–1642) Italian mathematician, physicist, philosopher and astronomer
Source: Letter to Fr. Vincenzo Renieri (c. 1633), p. 244
Sheldon Kopp (1929–1999) American psychotherapist
Source: Even a stone can be a teacher (1985), p. 85
Nathaniel Cotton (1707–1788) British writer
The Fireside, stanza 3, reported in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations, 10th ed. (1919).
Fernando Pessoa book The Book of Disquiet
Ibid., p. 133
[X]: text missing in the manuscript.
The Book of Disquiet
Original: Contentar-se com o que lhe dão é próprio dos escravos. Pedir masi é próprio das crianças. Conquistar mais é próprio dos loucos [porque toda a conquista é [X]]
Jessamyn West (1902–1984) American author
To See the Dream, part 1 (1956)
“Silence is the wit of fools, and one of the virtues of the wise.”
Anatole France (1844–1924) French writer
Le silence est l'esprit des sots<br>Et l'une des vertus du sage. <br class="br">Bernard de Bonnard, "Le Silence," http://books.google.com/books?id=9gAvAAAAMAAJ&pg=PR14&dq=%22Et+l%27une+des+vertus+du+sage%22+Bonnard&ei=iyzvR-bFOIa4zASV0PyoBQ#PPA244,M1 L'Almanach des Muses (1776) <br class="br">Misattributed
James Baldwin (1924–1987) (1924-1987) writer from the United States
"If Black English Isn't a Language, Then Tell Me, What Is?" http://www.nytimes.com/books/98/03/29/specials/baldwin-english.html in "The New York Times (29 July 1979)
Jordan Peterson (1962) Canadian clinical psychologist, cultural critic, and professor of psychology
Other
E. F. Schumacher (1911–1977) British economist
"Small is Beautiful", an essay, in The Radical Humanist, Vol. 37, No. 5 (August 1973), p. 22 http://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt?id=uc1.32106019678082;view=1up;seq=230