(long pause)
"Zero."
Addressing Jeff Hardy before his match with the Great Khali, both to prove that his eye injury is real (in storyline) and to drive home a point about the drug-related mistakes of Jeff's past as recently as 16 months ago. July 10, 2009.
Friday Night SmackDown
Quotes about a chance
page 10
Source: Interview by Prince Rama Varma "There's no one way to teach".
Arguing that living organisms could not have arisen by chance alone.
The Intelligent Universe (1983), p. 19
Karl Barth Protestant Thought From Rousseau to Ritschl, 1952, 1959 p. 284-285
Protestant Thought From Rousseau to Ritschl 1952, 1956
Rockfeedback.com (around 2002), when asked about his goals for the future.
Miscellaneous
He can be “good” only if there is a rising mass of “evil” that is tired of the apathy and begging of the Third World.
Jussi Halla-aho (2012), published in the blog Gates of Vienna Then the Darkness Will Begin http://gatesofvienna.blogspot.fr/2012/08/then-darkness-will-begin.html, August 16, 2012. (Note: J.H-A has never published anything in the G.o.V. Translations, publications and quotations have been made by other people)
2010 -
God and the Astronomers (1978), Ch. 1 : In the Beginning.
Fu Kun-chi (2018) cited in " Hualien magistrate vows ongoing rescue effort http://focustaiwan.tw/news/asoc/201802090036.aspx" on Focus Taiwan, 9 February 2018
"The co-founder of Twitter plays with his son for an hour every morning—here's why" https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/22/twitter-co-founder-biz-stone-starts-each-morning-playing-with-his-son.html, in CNBC.com (22 May 2018).
Video Address Announcing 2008 Presidential Exploratory Committee, February 19, 2007 http://blog.4president.org/2008/2007/02/ron_paul_video_.html http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPlPT4bncq8
2000s, 2006-2009
just doesn't cut it….
DragonCon, 2000
This quote is knowingly or otherwise lifted from Bill Hicks' comedy routine, or vice versa.
Posted on a website under the alias "RSherman25", quoted in "Richard Sherman Blasts 'Black Lives Matter' Activist" https://web.archive.org/web/20150916235759/http://newsbusters.org/blogs/culture/dylan-gwinn/2015/09/14/richard-sherman-blasts-black-lives-matter-activist (14 September 2015), by Dylan Gwinn, NewsBusters (2015), Reston, Virginia: Media Research Center. Sherman has said that although he agreed with some of the sentiments expressed, he did not write or say this http://www.seattletimes.com/sports/seahawks/video-richard-sherman-speaks-passionately-on-black-lives-matter/.
Misattributed
Source: Economic Control of Quality of Manufactured Product,1931, p. 8
Part V, The Merchant Princes, section 2; originally published as “The Big and the Little” in Astounding (August 1944)
The Foundation series (1951–1993), Foundation (1951)
Summer 1979, quoted in Saddam Hussein: a political biography (2002) by Efraim Karsh and Inari Rautsi.
2012-08-31
http://www.npr.org/2012/08/30/160357612/transcript-mitt-romneys-acceptance-speech
Transcript: Mitt Romney's Acceptance Speech
NPR
[2012-08-30, gopconvention2012, Mitt Romney: Introduction (video), YouTube, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_cGyPwt5UI]
2012
Presidential campaign (April 12, 2015 – 2016), Democratic Presidential Debate in Miami (March 9, 2016)
A King's Story http://books.google.com/books?id=D2a1AAAAIAAJ&q=%22only+two+rules+really+count+never+miss+an+opportunity+to+relieve+yourself+never+miss+a+chance+to+sit+down+and+rest+your+feet%22&pg=PA132#v=onepage (1951)
Billy Joe Shaver talks Waylon, women, more (2014)
2014
http://www.blastr.com/2014-9-12/grant-morrisons-big-talk-getting-deep-writer-annihilator-multiversity
On life
Writers at Work interview (1963)
Source: Trent's Own Case (1936), Chapter XVII: "Fine Body of Men"
April, 1950 (From a Postcript Chapter to The Ideal of Human Unity.)
India's Rebirth
Source: De architectura (The Ten Books On Architecture) (~ 15BC), Book II, Chapter I "The Origin of the Dwelling House" Sec. 1
“The Power of the Word,” p. 52.
Language is Sermonic (1970)
“Hoddan angrily suspected fate and chance of plain conspiracy against him.”
Source: The Pirates of Zan (1959), Chapter 4
Source: A Short History Of The English Law (First Edition) (1912), Chapter I, Old English Law, p. 7
Address to the House of Commons on the sinking of the RMS Titanic; see [Asquith Voices Sympathy, http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?res=9A02E3DF153CE633A25754C1A9629C946396D6CF, 16 April 1912, The New York Times]
"If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others" (1977)
All You Can Eat: Greed, Lust and the New Capitalism (2001)
Will we wake from our nuclear coma?, JohannHari.com, October 20, 2004, 2007-01-26 http://www.johannhari.com/archive/article.php?id=465,
Page 81
2000s, Promises to Keep (2008)
Press Conference http://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/news/releases/2007/01/20070126.html introducing General David Petraeus as the new commander of the Multinational Force Iraq (January 26, 2007)
2000s, 2007
“There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia.”
[Gumball 3000- Jackass Episodes]
A Footnote To Rally Fellow Socialists, p. 234.
In Defence Of Politics (Second Edition) – 1981
Source: Adventures of a White-Collar Man. 1941, p. 137
“The press – the popular press – is drinking in the Last Chance Saloon.”
Quoted in Roy Greenslade, "A decade of diplomacy," http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2001/feb/05/mondaymediasection.pressandpublishing The Guardian (2001-02-05)
Comment made in 1989 after a series of salacious stories in the tabloid press.
After hitting 2 home runs off Don Drysdale—the second and deciding one coming four pitches after being decked by Drysdale, presumably in response to the first—and driving in all 4 runs in a 4-1 Pirate win, as quoted in "Clemente's Bat Dumps Bums" https://news.google.com/newspapers?id=CYNPAAAAIBAJ&sjid=cSQEAAAAIBAJ&pg=5013%2C4959243 by Joe Carnicelli (UPI), in The Hendersonville Times-News (Monday, June 5, 1967); p. 9
Baseball-related, <big><big>1960s</big></big>, <big>1967</big>
1990s, A Period of Consequences (September 1999)
The Wheel of Fortune (1984), Part 6: Hal
In an interview published in "The New York Review of Books" (11 June 1987).
1980s and 1990s
The Loco-Motion (1962), Co-written with Gerry Goffin, recorded by Little Eva, Grand Funk Railroad, and Kylie Minogue
Song lyrics, Singles
Quoted in "Problems of Common Security" - Page 60 - by V. S. Shaposhnikov - 1984
The Liberal Magazine (January 1898), p. 530, quoted in John Wilson, C.B.: A Life of Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman (London: Constable, 1973), p. 232
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNEo_mOi29U
“I've got to take this chance and make it into something good.”
One Last Chance
Song lyrics, Undiscovered (James Morrison album) (2006)
“Yet they, believe me, who await
No gifts from Chance, have conquer’d Fate.”
Source: Resignation (1849), l. 248-249
Applause.
Response to hecklers, courtyard of Philadelphia City Hall (May 28, 1993). Remarks at City Hall in Philadelphia http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php?pid=46631, May 28, 1993.
1990s
“Something must be left to chance; nothing is sure in a sea fight above all.”
Before the battle of Trafalgar [citation needed]
The Battle of Trafalgar (1805)
“Times go by turns and chances change by course,
From foul to fair, from better hap to worse.”
Source: Times Go by Turns, Line 5; p. 47.
translation from the original Dutch, Fons Heijnsbroek, 2018
(version in original Dutch / origineel citaat van Anton Mauve's brief, in het Nederlands:) Waarde Vriend! Ik zit zoo als gij ziet nog altijd te Oosterbeek doch zal nu over 2 dagen vertrekken de laatste tijd heb ik aan twee kleine schilderijtjes besteed voor den Heer de Visser, ik heb ze onder een gelukkige atmosfeer geschilderd.. ..ik zend ze jou omdat ze nat waren toen ik ze afzond en ik dat moeyelijk aan den Heer de Visser kon doen, wilt gij ze s.v.p. met een eivernisje bestrijken en vindt gij ze hier of daar eene slecht geziene greep, of ziet gij gemakkelijk kans er nog eene geestige zet in te doen, och kerel ik bid je doe het, want als ze hem niet bevielen en ik krijg geen duiten dan zit ik er leelijk mee in, ik heb ze hoog noodig..
In a letter of Mauve from Oosterbeek 4 Nov. 1867, to Willem Maris in The Hague; from the original letter https://rkd.nl/explore/excerpts/109, RKD Archive, The Hague
1860's
First Lecture, The Definition of Probability, p. 10
Probability, Statistics And Truth - Second Revised English Edition - (1957)
Interviewed by J. Michael Straczynski Clue book for the computer version of I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream http://infidels.org/kiosk/author/harlan-ellison-207.html
Prior to the 2002 Winter Olympics
Price, S.L. (2002) "Launch of Apolo" http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/si_online/news/2002/02/13/launch_of_apolo/ Sports Illustrated. (accessed May 24, 2007)
Source: 1960s, Jours effeuillés: Poèmes, essaies, souvenirs (1966), p. 307
On her comeback to singing before a live audience with "album cuts"
Freeman interview (September 2012)
Un Art de Vivre (The Art of Living) (1939), The Art of Leadership
Source: Time Tunnel (1964), Chapter 1 (p. 8).
“Not purpose but chance is at the heart of mental life.”
Source: The Foundations of Normal and Abnormal Psychology (1914), p. 100
Noah Calhoun, Chapter 1, p. 25
2000s, The Wedding (2003)
Source: Dictionary of Burning Words of Brilliant Writers (1895), P. 93.
What the Bones Tell Us (1997)
From Disc Two; Behind the Scenes: Jonah and the Bible (00:02:59-00:03:18)
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie DVD (2002)
“Every morn brought forth a noble chance, and every chance brought forth a noble knight.”
Speech in the House of Commons, June 4, 1940; passage praising the airmen of the Royal Air Force and their efforts during the evacuation of Dunkirk. This is a close paraphrase of Tennyson:
When every morning brought a noble chance,
And every chance brought out a noble knight.
Alfred Tennyson, "Morte d'Arthur" http://home.att.net/~TennysonPoetry/mort.htm, stanza 23 (1842), and the expanded "The Passing of Arthur", stanza 36 in Idylls of the King (1856–1885)
The Second World War (1939–1945)
“The Age of Criticism”, p. 79
Poetry and the Age (1953)
“An uprising of the reasonable is our only chance.”
[From Twitter, July 22, 2010]
This is from Pickings from the Porfolio of the Reporter of the New Orleans "Picayune" (1846) by Dennis Corcoran; it seems to have become attributed to Crockett in The Dictionary of Biographical Quotation of British and American Subjects (1978) by Richard Kenin and Justin Wintle, p. 206
Misattributed
Amir Khusrau, Khazain-ul-Futuh, trs., in E.D. vol. III, p. 77. quoted from Lal, K. S. (1999). Theory and practice of Muslim state in India. New Delhi: Aditya Prakashan. Chapter 3
Khazainu’l-Futuh
Source: The origins of order: Self-organization and selection in evolution (1993), p. 644
Kenneth Noland, p. 9
Conversation with Karen Wilkin' (1986-1988)
Attributed to Tomáš Baťa in: Rybka, Zdeněk. Principles of the Bata Management System. Tomas Bata University, Faculty of Management and Economics, 2013.
Attributed to Tomas Bata
Muslim Separatism – Causes and Consequences (1987)