Quotes about underwear

A collection of quotes on the topic of underwear, wear, down, going.

Quotes about underwear

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“Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day.”

A Graveyard for Lunatics (1990)
Source: Zen in the Art of Writing

Susan Elizabeth Phillips photo
Bohumil Hrabal photo
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“I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear.”

Maureen Johnson (1973) writer from the USA

Source: The Bermudez Triangle

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Kim Harrison photo
Sophie Kinsella photo
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Darren Shan photo
Suzanne Collins photo
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Suzanne Collins photo
Sherrilyn Kenyon photo
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“From Bradford Yorkshire to Bristol Temple Meads
you don't have to change your underwear
but you have to change at Leeds”

John Hegley (1953) British writer, musician and comedian

"Bradford to Bristol"
Glad To Wear Glasses (1990)

Orson Scott Card photo

“I used to carry a copy of Ulysses with me everywhere just in case I was knocked down by a bus. It seemed more important than having clean underwear.”

Craig Raine (1944) Poet

The Guardian, February 10, 2004. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2004/feb/10/books.booksnews2

Charlie Sheen photo

“I'm dealing with soft targets, and it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee.”

Charlie Sheen (1965) American film and television actor

On The Alex Jones Show February 24 2011

Gaurav Sharma (author) photo
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“I definitely got initiated on that tour; they would rip my underwear off me everyday. I hated it, dude. I should have stopped wearing underwear.”

Joe Trohman (1984) American musician

On the tour with Arma Angelus’ Pete Wentz and Andy Hurley when he was only sixteen
TV.com
Source: http://www.tv.com/joe-trohman/person/412087/summary.html Joe Trohman on TV.com

David Boreanaz photo

“It's definitely a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear.”

David Boreanaz (1969) American actor, famous for Angel and Buffy

Q&A with David Boreanaz http://web.archive.org/19991127134220/www.eonline.com/Celebs/Qa/Boreanaz/interview2.html
Regarding Hollywood

Bill Bryson photo
Rose Wilder Lane photo
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“Be afraid of the Chinese. I mean, the Chinese shoot down satellites in space; they hack into Google's computers; the Osama bin Laden people can't make their underwear blow up.”

Francis Fukuyama (1952) American political scientist, political economist, and author

On The Colbert Report, May 2, 2011, http://www.colbertnation.com/full-episodes/mon-may-2-2011-francis-fukuyama answering the question of who Americans should be scared of now that bin Laden is dead
2010s

Gwyneth Paltrow photo
Mary McCarthy photo
Bill Bryson photo
Gaurav Sharma (author) photo
Woody Allen photo

“I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”

"Conversations with Helmholtz"
Getting Even (1971)

Hank Green photo

“So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants.”

Hank Green (1980) American vlogger

about "saying stuff wrong" Stop Embarrassing Yourself http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIvrDsnKuQ8&feature=related
Youtube

Robert Mitchum photo
John Fante photo
Navjot Singh Sidhu photo

“If one-day cricket was pyjama cricket, then Twenty20 is underwear cricket.”

Navjot Singh Sidhu (1963) Indian cricketer and politician

On Twenty20 cricket, in "If one-dayer is pyjama cricket, Twenty20 is underwear cricket" in Daily News and Analysis (17 July 2006) http://www.dnaindia.com/sport/report-if-one-dayer-is-pyjama-cricket-twenty20-is-underwear-cricket-1042298.

Amanda Filipacchi photo
John Cheever photo
John Updike photo

“There had been a lot of death in the newspapers lately. […] and then before Christmas that Pan Am Flight 103 ripping open like a rotten melon five miles above Scotland and dropping all these bodies and flaming wreckage all over the golf course and the streets of this little town like Glockamorra, what was its real name, Lockerbie. Imagine sitting there in your seat being lulled by the hum of the big Rolls-Royce engines and the stewardesses bringing the clinking drinks caddy and the feeling of having caught the plane and nothing to do now but relax and then with a roar and a giant ripping noise and scattered screams this whole cozy world dropping away and nothing under you but black space and your chest squeezed by the terrible unbreathable cold, that cold you can scarcely believe is there but that you sometimes actually feel still packed into the suitcases, stored in the unpressurised hold, when you unpack your clothes, the dirty underwear and beach towels with the merciless chill of death from outer space still in them. […] Those bodies with hearts pumping tumbling down in the dark. How much did they know as they fell, through air dense like tepid water, tepid gray like this terminal where people blow through like dust in an air duct, to the airline we're all just numbers on the computer, one more or less, who cares? A blip on the screen, then no blip on the screen. Those bodies tumbling down like wet melon seeds.”

Rabbit at Rest (1990)

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis photo

“A newspaper reported I spend $30,000 a year buying Paris clothes and that women hate me for it. I couldn’t spend that much unless I wore sable underwear.”

Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis (1929–1994) public figure, First Lady to 35th U.S. President John F. Kennedy

The New York Times (15 September 1960)

Cindy Sheehan photo
Ray Bradbury photo

“Oh come, please come, to the Poor Mouth Fair
Where the Saints kneel round in their underwear
And say out prayers that most need saying
For needful sinners who've forgotten praying”

Ray Bradbury (1920–2012) American writer

Christ, Old Student in a New School (1972)
Context: Oh come, please come, to the Poor Mouth Fair
Where the Saints kneel round in their underwear
And say out prayers that most need saying
For needful sinners who've forgotten praying;
And in every alcove and niche you spy
The living dead who envy the long since gone
Who never wished to die.

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