Dave Attell Quotes

David Attell is an American stand-up comedian, actor and writer, best known as the host of Comedy Central's Insomniac with Dave Attell, which gave him a cult following. Born in Queens, New York, he grew up in Rockville Centre, New York with his cousins, the Small family, and now lives in New York City. Patton Oswalt and Bill Burr have hailed him as the greatest off-color comedian alive.

✵ 18. January 1965
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Famous Dave Attell Quotes

“Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? "Damn I got to get the hell out of here!"”

"What was I thinking!"
Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell

Dave Attell Quotes

“I used to do drugs, but that was way back there.”

"Skanks for the Memories"

“I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something.”

Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell

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