Famous Dave Attell Quotes
"What was I thinking!"
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“Amish Sex - Oh Jebediah, give it to me you Abe Lincoln lookin motherfucker. Oh MOLASSES!”
"Skanks for the Memories"
Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell
Dave Attell Quotes
I thought I was broke. Why does my jaw hurt?
Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell
"Captain Miserable"
Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell
“So, I travel a lot. I hate traveling, I guess 'cause my dad used to beat me with a globe.”
"Skanks for the Memories"
Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell
"Skanks for the Memories"
Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell
“Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno!”
"Skanks for the Memories"
Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell
“I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something.”
Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell
“That was funny, yet sad. Kind of like getting tit-fucked by a clown.”
"Captain Miserable"
"Skanks for the Memories"