Dave Attell: Quotes about thinking

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“Ever make fun of someone so much that you feel you should thank them for all the good times you've had? I've got a midget friend, an albino friend, and another friend who thinks "Lord of the Rings" is real. Together we call ourselves "the Unfuckables."”

"Skanks for the Memories"

“Remember when you're young and you think your dad is Superman? And then you grow up and realized he's just a drunk who wears a cape.”

"Skanks for the Memories"

“Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? "Damn I got to get the hell out of here!"”

"What was I thinking!"
Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell

“Every man wonders about the size of their penis. Laying in bed alone at night, or in a hammock with a parrot. You start thinking, “Do I have a small penis or just gigantic balls?””

"Skanks for the Memories"

“I masturbate! I do it like I think if I keep doing it, I'm gonna win something.”

Comedy Central Presents: Dave Attell