“I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle…then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival. Never invite me to a birthday party.”

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comedian 1965

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Light up like a candle burnin when he calls me up
I still
Melt down like a candle burnin everytime we touch
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He does me wrong and I should be gone
I still
Be lovin you baby and it's much too much”

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“I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle…then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival. Never invite me to a birthday party.”

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