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“[During 'Unlikely Things To Hear In The House of Lords'] Ive changed my name to E. Lordy, I want you all to call me Lord E. Lordy!”

Ed Byrne

Mock the Week

“For me snowboarding is basically like being beaten up by a mountain.”

Ed Byrne

Different Class (2009)

“I'm all for Workers' Rights and stuff like that, that's fair enough. But imagine if you were working in a pub in some real rough-arse of inner-city North Dublin, …and you're built like, say, me. And you've got to go up to some bloke who looks like he's been lured down from a mountain with a hunk of meat, and he's just trying to enjoy his 'post-fight' cigarette, and you've got to tell him to put it out. Somewhere in the back of your head you're going to be thinking "Oh, thank you so much to the government for looking after my health."”

Ed Byrne

[pauses] Somewhere in the back of your head, where your nose is about to be.
On the 2004 Smoking Ban in the Republic of Ireland.
Pedantic & Whimsical (2006)

“[During 'If This Is The Answer, What Is The Question' -- the answer is "24%"] Is it "What is the proportion of my penis that is medically safe for a woman to accommodate?"”

Ed Byrne

Mock the Week

“Do you know who I like? No, you don't. So I'm gonna tell you. Because if you all just did know who I like, then that would have been really weird, because it means you're in my head.”

Ed Byrne

Pedantic & Whimsical (2006)

“It's a DVD, and some of it might be shown on TV, so I'll be keeping it clean. There'll be no swearing, bad language or dirty talk. No, no, none of that. Because as my mother always says, "if you have to swear to get laughs, then you're obviously a cunt."”

Ed Byrne

Pedantic & Whimsical (2006)

Ed Byrne Quotes

“Trying to separate cigarettes and alcohol, that's against God's will!”

Ed Byrne

Pedantic & Whimsical (2006)

“Sometimes in your everyday life, you should say the right thing. But the wrong thing is funnier.”

Ed Byrne

Pedantic & Whimsical (2006)

“An isobar of emos. If anybody needs that explaining to them, it's because they are linked by their depression.”

Ed Byrne

Different Class (2009)

“I did think about giving up smoking, but I decided not to, because I'm not a quitter. And I know that every cigarette I smoke takes five minutes off my life, but I also know it takes ten minutes to smoke it. That's a clear five-minute net gain, I reckon.”

Ed Byrne

Pedantic & Whimsical (2006)

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